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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
" This was sent to me -
R U Free
Answer - No
When r u
Answer - Delete & Block
No wonder people get fed up !!
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awwwwwwwwwwww maybe they were practising their John Inman impersonation and ya stopped em in mid flow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate the "stealth attacks" the
"hi how are you two today"
You look at the profile and see that they are the other side of the country, been members over a year, no verifications for real meets, 1000+ friends on thier list, won't meet smokers and have an age limit of 30 - 45 so we are both out of the running and to cap it all they are probably not what your looking for though you can't be sure because they don't have pics and thier profile consists of 1 or 2 lines at most.
But what can you do, they haven't asked you to meet they have just been sociable, so you can't say thanks but no thanks, you know when you reply it's going to be a stream of other one liners like
"did you have fun this weekend"
"what are you into"
"we liked your pictures"
and so it goes on, you know the question is coming and you wish they would get on with it so you can move on.
"do you like camming" or "do you want to chat on MSN" or "do you like to swap pictures" or "would love to meet you someday"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh
and breath, and smile and breath count to 10 and breath  |
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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago
Hounslow |
We often get two, one that's obviously meant for Dawn(which makes me giggle 'cos I get home from work first)......you know, the 'hi sexy, fancy some daytime fun mmmmmm' type, then one for us as a couple....I dunno, don't the buggers realise that, if you're into this sort of thing, you trust each other completely....lose the will to live sometimes! |
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By *r-MissCouple
over a year ago
Derbyshire |
One that we get a lot is
'howz u, fncy a chat'
Sometimes I just want to reply with, well I have had a crap day at work, stuck in traffic for an hour, cats just been sick on the carpet and I am bloody tierd, but strangly enough they dont want to chat about that, and I don't really undertand text speak
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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago
Hounslow |
I find it harder to read text speak than I do a properly constructed sentence......just had a guy send us the same cut and paste message he's sent us four times over the course of a few months, oh dear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find it harder to read text speak than I do a properly constructed sentence......just had a guy send us the same cut and paste message he's sent us four times over the course of a few months, oh dear! "
least they try ( not very hard)
copying and pasting messages do my wick in its like they think we wont remember
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best or cringingly embarrasing line i've heard was from a mate....walked up to these 2 women in a club...said "the dance floors cold, lets go warm it up baby"...they looked at him,turned to each other and then as one said...piss off... |
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Oh god where do I start...
Just in the last few days...
1st message: "invite me as friend"
Reply (yes I did reply - I amazed myself): "Why?"
2nd message: "timewaster"
1st message: "you free to chat"
Reply: "I don't charge if that's what you mean"
2nd message: none
1st message: "how you doing"
reply: "fine thanks"
2nd message: "send me a friends request"
reply: "why?"
3rd message "don't bother, bye." (blocked by user)
1st message: "you looking to meet today"
reply : "Nope"
2nd message: " don't know why I bother " (user no longer on site)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god where do I start...
Just in the last few days...
1st message: "invite me as friend"
Reply (yes I did reply - I amazed myself): "Why?"
2nd message: "timewaster"
1st message: "you free to chat"
Reply: "I don't charge if that's what you mean"
2nd message: none
1st message: "how you doing"
reply: "fine thanks"
2nd message: "send me a friends request"
reply: "why?"
3rd message "don't bother, bye." (blocked by user)
1st message: "you looking to meet today"
reply : "Nope"
2nd message: " don't know why I bother " (user no longer on site)
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If you could boil our success on this site to one post it would read a bit like that  oh well! |
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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago
Hounslow |
"Oh god where do I start...
Just in the last few days...
1st message: "invite me as friend"
Reply (yes I did reply - I amazed myself): "Why?"
2nd message: "timewaster"
1st message: "you free to chat"
Reply: "I don't charge if that's what you mean"
2nd message: none
1st message: "how you doing"
reply: "fine thanks"
2nd message: "send me a friends request"
reply: "why?"
3rd message "don't bother, bye." (blocked by user)
1st message: "you looking to meet today"
reply : "Nope"
2nd message: " don't know why I bother " (user no longer on site)
If you could boil our success on this site to one post it would read a bit like that oh well!"
Us too, *sighs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"repsond and say it let us know with the feedback :P
Shit, deleted and blocked him now, getting quite good at that! Bugger!  "
i dont block alot but i might have to start being tougher on myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about responses, I have some favourites, No1 to the usual questions
Hi, do you meet single males
Hi, where are you
I don't know sorry, I couldn't be bothered reading our profile either 
Hi babes wanna have long hot sex
No ta mate I am straight 
Your blokes a lucky man
I don't have a bloke I am straight  |
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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago
Hounslow |
"repsond and say it let us know with the feedback :P
Shit, deleted and blocked him now, getting quite good at that! Bugger!
i dont block alot but i might have to start being tougher on myself "
We never used to, seemed a bit rude, used to respond to all as well. Only opened our options up to include single fellas a couple of months ago and got a bit of a deluge! Delete and block a lot now, I mean, how many single blokes do yer need! Only block the one-liners and the one's that can't accept a 'no thanks'.......which is most, really!!! |
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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago
Hounslow |
"How about responses, I have some favourites, No1 to the usual questions
Hi, do you meet single males
Hi, where are you
I don't know sorry, I couldn't be bothered reading our profile either
Hi babes wanna have long hot sex
No ta mate I am straight
Your blokes a lucky man
I don't have a bloke I am straight "
hahahahaha, I used to pretend I was Dawn and be a bit withering, even bored with that now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I am in a real wind up mood conversations tend to go on for a while
Mail: Hi babes fancy some daytime fun
Answer: Do you like jelly ?
From there it can go anywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oooh oooh oooh and my favourite response
Mail: Hi I wanna fuck you so much
Answer: Cool but I am trying to sell my cat on E-bay at the moment but nobody will bid for it cos it's dead |
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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago
Hounslow |
"i was just asked
" do i want sex or not"
my responce " no thanks"
1st message from some 1st time message of a guy i have no clue off :O"
I got one once from a Dom bloke ordering me to let him have his way with Dawn....I'm 6'6" ffs, didn't stop laughing about that one for ages! |
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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago
Hounslow |
"If I am in a real wind up mood conversations tend to go on for a while
Mail: Hi babes fancy some daytime fun
Answer: Do you like jelly ?
From there it can go anywhere "
Mate, I'm stealing that one!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember getting a 'U free now' msg from one single guy.
We were polite and said thanks but no, kids on school hols.
Got back, 'Tell them I'm the plumber come to plug a leak and send them out to play then while I'm there.'!!!!!!!
Unbelievable! Some mothers do have them and they live!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the "stealth attacks" the
"hi how are you two today"
You look at the profile and see that they are the other side of the country, been members over a year, no verifications for real meets, 1000+ friends on thier list, won't meet smokers and have an age limit of 30 - 45 so we are both out of the running and to cap it all they are probably not what your looking for though you can't be sure because they don't have pics and thier profile consists of 1 or 2 lines at most.
But what can you do, they haven't asked you to meet they have just been sociable, so you can't say thanks but no thanks, you know when you reply it's going to be a stream of other one liners like
"did you have fun this weekend"
"what are you into"
"we liked your pictures"
and so it goes on, you know the question is coming and you wish they would get on with it so you can move on.
"do you like camming" or "do you want to chat on MSN" or "do you like to swap pictures" or "would love to meet you someday"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh
and breath, and smile and breath count to 10 and breath "
i had 2 of these yesterday, both from London one hoped id message back as my profile implied i was a bully then when i responded back that they were too far, that didnt matter and one guy (having told me he had a whole 10 inches), said he'd move next door. Needless to say ive ignored and deleted all messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remember getting a 'U free now' msg from one single guy.
We were polite and said thanks but no, kids on school hols.
Got back, 'Tell them I'm the plumber come to plug a leak and send them out to play then while I'm there.'!!!!!!!
Unbelievable! Some mothers do have them and they live!!!!!"
Ive put my strapline as:
Stop messaging me little boys, im old enough to be your mother
Messages have stopped now thank goodness as they had increased double thanks to the school holidays bit confusing though that one |
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