FabSwingers.com > Forums > Swingers Chat > THE HORNY LION PUBLIC HOUSE

THE HORNY LION PUBLIC HOUSE

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi peeps and wellcome to the horny lion.

Come in and have a drink and get to know eachother,now im looking out for a certain special drink to be ordered,that person or couple will get a very special prize.

Have fun and enjoy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone for drinks

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines a pint what you having?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mines a pint what you having?"
pint comeing up sir,i will have a large brandy please cheers bud

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we will have a couple of swift ones, we cant stay long tonight

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"we will have a couple of swift ones, we cant stay long tonight

"
no probs,what can i get you both?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a gin with pink grapefruit and tonic water please (flavoured with lime if you have) and plenty of ice

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lager for me and woodpecker for the mrs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a gin with pink grapefruit and tonic water please (flavoured with lime if you have) and plenty of ice

"
comeing up,nuts wite that?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"lager for me and woodpecker for the mrs

"
comeing up,enjoy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a gin with pink grapefruit and tonic water please (flavoured with lime if you have) and plenty of ice

comeing up,nuts wite that?

only if you have chilli nuts

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a gin with pink grapefruit and tonic water please (flavoured with lime if you have) and plenty of ice

comeing up,nuts wite that?

only if you have chilli nuts

"
hi have indeed,hot ones

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate?

"
you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate?

you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me

No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate?

you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me

No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry

"
thare you go sir,can you stick a pound in the jukbox please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines a pint what you having?pint comeing up sir,i will have a large brandy please cheers bud

No probs! Cheers here's to a good night!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we will have a couple of swift ones, we cant stay long tonight

Now that is a shame - I can sort out a couple of quick ones lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave "
aww what can i get you gorgeous x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What tunes we putting on the box?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x

a hard stiff one

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x

a hard stiff one "

Oi oiiiii!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x

a hard stiff one "
well i can def sort you that out xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate?

you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me

No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry

thare you go sir,can you stick a pound in the jukbox please

Wilko. Satisfaction by the Stones any good for y'all?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we will have a couple of swift ones, we cant stay long tonight

Now that is a shame - I can sort out a couple of quick ones lol"

is your ladyfriend on her way then?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate?

you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me

No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry

thare you go sir,can you stick a pound in the jukbox please

Wilko. Satisfaction by the Stones any good for y'all?

"
cool crack it up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il have a jack and please mrs will have a wine and soda. Where's the dance floor?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x

a hard stiff one

Oi oiiiii! "

you offering? I do believe lion may have a good idea about that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Il have a jack and please mrs will have a wine and soda. Where's the dance floor?

"
comeing up peeps,thare isn't any dancefloor really,we use the tables and the bar for that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for a game of pool?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Anyone for a game of pool?"

oh I could be tempted

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/14 19:51:07]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone for a game of pool?"
be carefull,its still a bit sticky from last week

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has anyone seen my barstaff??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Has anyone seen my barstaff??

sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I'll have a Porn Star Martini please ... Is this seat taken? X

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has anyone seen my barstaff??

sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment

"
its ok your not well,i will manage for now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi, I'll have a Porn Star Martini please ... Is this seat taken? X"
course you can,comeing up,have a seat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Has anyone seen my barstaff??

sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment

its ok your not well,i will manage for now

sorry. feel guilty now. come here, take a seat. I'll cope x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please . . Sit next to me. . I'll have a guinness and black please barkeep and a pint of creme de menthe for the lady. Oh and whatever your having boss

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has anyone seen my barstaff??

sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment

its ok your not well,i will manage for now

sorry. feel guilty now. come here, take a seat. I'll cope x"
ok but if yiu need a rest,i will take you upstairs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted "

Just racked them up come over xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please . . Sit next to me. . I'll have a guinness and black please barkeep and a pint of creme de menthe for the lady. Oh and whatever your having boss "
jo keep a close eye on this one,i will have a large brandy please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted

Just racked them up come over xx"

one sec. lion thinks I need a rest

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please may I have a long island ice tea..the mr is at work I am bored is there any entertainment on tonight

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted

Just racked them up come over xx

one sec. lion thinks I need a rest

No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Please may I have a long island ice tea..the mr is at work I am bored is there any entertainment on tonight

on its way. hun

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes . . Keep a close eye on me. . I'm a bit of a handful ! Tee hee . . Bar steward . . Do you have nobby's nuts ?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted

Just racked them up come over xx

one sec. lion thinks I need a rest

No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick"

oh I feel better now. shall we

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please may I have a long island ice tea..the mr is at work I am bored is there any entertainment on tonight

on its way. hun "
mmmm just right

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/14 20:02:03]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted

Just racked them up come over xx

one sec. lion thinks I need a rest

No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick

My break or yours?

oh I feel better now. shall we

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted

Just racked them up come over xx

one sec. lion thinks I need a rest

No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick

My break or yours?

oh I feel better now. shall we

Whoops beers are kicking in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes . . Keep a close eye on me. . I'm a bit of a handful ! Tee hee . . Bar steward . . Do you have nobby's nuts ? "

In my line of sight!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted

Just racked them up come over xx

one sec. lion thinks I need a rest

No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick

My break or yours?

oh I feel better now. shall we

Whoops beers are kicking in

oh dear. I'll help you upstairs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for a game of pool?

oh I could be tempted

Just racked them up come over xx

one sec. lion thinks I need a rest

No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick

My break or yours?

oh I feel better now. shall we

Whoops beers are kicking in

oh dear. I'll help you upstairs

Ooooooo yesssss (slurred) shame we didn't get that game of pool I was looking forward to seeing you bent over a table - what's the furniture like up there?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Here, barman, this exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea is making me feel all queer

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

well, there's a hot tub, nice plush seating area and a few other things,

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well, there's a hot tub, nice plush seating area and a few other things,

Oh nice well I'm gonna go for a dip - is there bar service up here I'm parched!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well, there's a hot tub, nice plush seating area and a few other things,

You coming?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"well, there's a hot tub, nice plush seating area and a few other things,

Oh nice well I'm gonna go for a dip - is there bar service up here I'm parched! "

of course sir. only the best in here

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of Guinness and gin and tonic.2 cheese and onion crisps.thanks

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah me ! X

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Hello everyone, I am thirsty so may I have a drink.....can you bring it to me? I am on the sofa watching father ted

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!"

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah me ! X "

You're a masseuse?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over! "

Being a lazy fek

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?"

how does a lemonade sound? while alpha takes care of your pains

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah me ! X

You're a masseuse? "
only on a saturday eve ! Heh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Being a lazy fek"

ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

It's okay I have had a better offer - lemonade and strip poker

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/14 20:25:55]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barman! Large vodka please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?

how does a lemonade sound? while alpha takes care of your pains "

Lovely thanks,straw and ice please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"It's okay I have had a better offer - lemonade and strip poker

lion could you be a dear and play with this lovely lady? x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Being a lazy fek

ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man "

Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pubcrawl

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?"

Yes, I dress convincingly en femme for my very special guests

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah me ! X

You're a masseuse? only on a saturday eve ! Heh "

I only ever need a massage on a Saturday evening. What a coincidence

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubcrawl

No chance! Nothing better than the Lion!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Being a lazy fek

ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man

Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx"

well if Carling had a pub lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?

Yes, I dress convincingly en femme for my very special guests

Got anything oil proof?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah me ! X

You're a masseuse? only on a saturday eve ! Heh

I only ever need a massage on a Saturday evening. What a coincidence

"
lie face down darling. . I'll warm and oil up my hands !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Being a lazy fek

ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man

Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx

well if Carling had a pub lol"

Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Being a lazy fek

ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man

Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx

well if Carling had a pub lol

Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in? "

sadly not yet lion has gone walkies. I have to look after everyone

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Pint of lager and a vodka and please!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gotta go now! taxis here for la chambre, same time next week?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"gotta go now! taxis here for la chambre, same time next week?

have fun. If you see lion tell him off for me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Being a lazy fek

ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man

Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx

well if Carling had a pub lol

Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in?

sadly not yet lion has gone walkies. I have to look after everyone

I'll wait for ya! Rum and going down very well amongst the bubbles! May need the bottle brought over save having to keep coming back to the bar!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!

Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?

Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!

Being a lazy fek

ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man

Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx

well if Carling had a pub lol

Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in?

sadly not yet lion has gone walkies. I have to look after everyone

Is he in the toilet having another wank? That's his 3rd tonight

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good evening all you sexy peeps, I'll have a large hoopers please xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?

Yes, I dress convincingly en femme for my very special guests

Got anything oil proof?

My rubber gear of course

it nourishes it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Go on then, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlord. Service is a bit slow round at Violet's do

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served

You better have washed your hands

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served

Oooh I require service !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/14 20:56:33]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served

Thought u went quiet jo lol xxx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served

Oooh I require service !

"
im at your service,what can i get you my dear?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love a vodka and cranberry please, and some hot nuts if any going.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served

You better have washed your hands

"
clean as a whistle hic hic

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shotssssss!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love a vodka and cranberry please, and some hot nuts if any going.

"
comeing up,i have plenty of nuts for you my love

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shotssssss!!"
sambuca it is

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shotssssss!!sambuca it is

Oooooh ill have a Sambuca to follow too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shotssssss!!sambuca it is

Jaegar

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sambuca all round peeps

Down the hatch

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sambuca all round peeps

Down the hatch

Ooooosh! Done! Next!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ffs stop shagging on the pool table!!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sambuca all round peeps

Down the hatch

I don't like Sambuca,got anything cherry flavoured?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

still wait on my service

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ffs stop shagging on the pool table!!!!

Haha sinking the balls!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sambuca all round peeps

Down the hatch

I don't like Sambuca,got anything cherry flavoured? "
i have indeed,what would you like?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"still wait on my service "
oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x"

something long wet and creamy x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x

something long wet and creamy x"
of course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x

something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out

such a gentleman x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x

something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out

such a gentleman x "
well thankyou xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?"
have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Right that's it, I'm back off round Violet's. The service here leaves a lot to be desired, no wonder the landlord looks confused after everything he says

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x

something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out

such a gentleman x well thankyou xx

that was quick need more time in future think I'll wait for the lock in xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right that's it, I'm back off round Violet's. The service here leaves a lot to be desired, no wonder the landlord looks confused after everything he says

"
pop back later

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x

something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out

such a gentleman x well thankyou xx

that was quick need more time in future think I'll wait for the lock in xx "
i will kick peeps out early lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dark and stormy please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dark and stormy please"
comeing right up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dark and stormy pleasecomeing right up

Thanks hope the ginger beer has a kick!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer

Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?"
comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer

Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella

"
comeing up gorgeous,are you anygood with your hands?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlord. Service is a bit slow round at Violet's do

"
sorry for the delay sir,im short staffed,on the house

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer

Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella

comeing up gorgeous,are you anygood with your hands?

I have elegant,soft hands,I don't do washing up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

"
if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?"

Here's a refresher bomb for you both

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer

Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella

comeing up gorgeous,are you anygood with your hands?

I have elegant,soft hands,I don't do washing up

"
oh no my dear,i need a back rub

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it?"
erm i think so

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Right that's it, I'm back off round Violet's. The service here leaves a lot to be desired, no wonder the landlord looks confused after everything he says

pop back later

Only if ya change the record on the jukebox

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a glass of rose and some cheese and onion crisps x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right that's it, I'm back off round Violet's. The service here leaves a lot to be desired, no wonder the landlord looks confused after everything he says

pop back later

Only if ya change the record on the jukebox

"
fancy some dolly parton sir??here is another beer on the house

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a glass of rose and some cheese and onion crisps x"
comeing up,have a seat and i will bring it over

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!!"

Well ya might as well have a TVR now

. Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any scampi fries?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away...."

Good job it was a family size bag

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any scampi fries?"
just run out ive got some twiglets is that ok?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away....

Good job it was a family size bag "
we like to share in here madam

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!!

Well ya might as well have a TVR now

. Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise

Are you sure now mr? I've been alcohol free now for a while so it might hit me quickly eeek!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away....

Good job it was a family size bag "

Don't worry I'll share our nuts

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

"
its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!!

Well ya might as well have a TVR now

. Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise

Are you sure now mr? I've been alcohol free now for a while so it might hit me quickly eeek!"

Positive, here quick have a rum & each to help that last one down

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away....

Good job it was a family size bag

Don't worry I'll share our nuts

Salted or roasted

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any scampi fries?just run out ive got some twiglets is that ok?

Urggh - hate twiglets

What about bacon fries

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any scampi fries?just run out ive got some twiglets is that ok?

Urggh - hate twiglets

What about bacon fries"
yep grizzly bits on their way

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!!

Well ya might as well have a TVR now

. Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise

Are you sure now mr? I've been alcohol free now for a while so it might hit me quickly eeek!

Positive, here quick have a rum & each to help that last one down "

Hold the I can't do fizzy drinks either

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away....

Good job it was a family size bag

Don't worry I'll share our nuts

Salted or roasted "

Roasted....then salted. We like to provide variety

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up

"
they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up

they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us

Shhhh,now people know where I was too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

LAST ORDERS PLEASE LADIES AND GENTS!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up

they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us

Shhhh,now people know where I was too

"
we can go back up thare soon

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up

they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us

We're pissed not stupid!!

And LAST ORDERS? What the hell?? It's only 10:10!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up

they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us

Shhhh,now people know where I was too

we can go back up thare soon

I'll put clean sheets on. Don't forget to lock up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?

Ok on tippy toes....

Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster

Ooh Ok, thanks

if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs

pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so

You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess

its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh

I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up

they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us

We're pissed not stupid!!

And LAST ORDERS? What the hell?? It's only 10:10!!"

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LAST ORDERS PLEASE LADIES AND GENTS!!

Part time pub !!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ahhhhhhhhhh bed at last,how was your day darling,lights out,night peeps

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)