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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard this one:
Wank and cum over your partners face, and then rip out your pubes and throw them on the cum.....its apparently known as giving someone a monkey face |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I heard this one:
Wank and cum over your partners face, and then rip out your pubes and throw them on the cum.....its apparently known as giving someone a monkey face "
I thought that was werewolfing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard this one:
Wank and cum over your partners face, and then rip out your pubes and throw them on the cum.....its apparently known as giving someone a monkey face
I thought that was werewolfing?"
Werewolving is a muuuuuch better name :L
I've heard of the strawberry cheesecake, but it involves physical violence I shall abstain from the details :L
Waiting has a great selection of names for various ways to flash your genitals :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the angry pirate!
when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the angry pirate!
when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate "
Hahaha!!! |
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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago
a straightjacket |
"the angry pirate!
when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate "
Pmsl here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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rodeo sex , get ontop of your lady and then wisper something sexy about her best mates name in her ear, then see how long you can stay ontop before she bucks you off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about the rusty trombone!
when the male stands up and his partner kneels behind him rimming him and wanking him at the same time "
Forgot about this one.....very good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The super man
When you do her doggy, pull out and cum on her back, flip her over and hold her down in on the bed,
When she sits up the sheet will be stuck to her back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Monkey face AKA The Abraham Lincoln
WTF Is a Strawberry cheesecake?!?!
.....maybe that's why Mum's go to Iceland?!?!
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I'll be the one to indulge you all...strawberry cheesecake, spunk on her face then punch her in the nose causing it to bleed, red and white swirl i.e. strawberry cheesecake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"rodeo sex , get ontop of your lady and then wisper something sexy about her best mates name in her ear, then see how long you can stay ontop before she bucks you off"
See I've always called that the buckeroo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A HItler wank.........
When you're in the shower having a wank with your hand against the shower door holding yourself up
An angry dragon.......
When a girl is giving you a blow job, just as you're cumming, stick your cock down her throat so she ends up with spunk coming out of her nose.....and is angry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A HItler wank.........
When you're in the shower having a wank with your hand against the shower door holding yourself up
An angry dragon.......
When a girl is giving you a blow job, just as you're cumming, stick your cock down her throat so she ends up with spunk coming out of her nose.....and is angry!" |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1
Explain ?
Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol
You made me wait this long for that answer !!! lol"
Lol sorry i thought people would just look it up....i would have done. Lol |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1
Explain ?
Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol
You made me wait this long for that answer !!! lol
Lol sorry i thought people would just look it up....i would have done. Lol"
Pressumed it would come up with the Welsh Jack Ass series rip off so didn't bother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"rodeo sex , get ontop of your lady and then wisper something sexy about her best mates name in her ear, then see how long you can stay ontop before she bucks you off"
Haha I love this. Am so trying this out |
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"the angry pirate!
when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate "
I was going to write that, grrrr.
(not the noise of a pirate lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the angry pirate!
when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate
I was going to write that, grrrr.
(not the noise of a pirate lol) "
ahhhaaaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1
Explain ?
Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol
You made me wait this long for that answer !!! lol
Lol sorry i thought people would just look it up....i would have done. Lol"
don't bother looking it up its really baa baa baad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG do people really get turned on by these things? Dirty Sanchez? Alabama Hotpot?????? "
I guess they do or the need for a name for them wouldn't exist |
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