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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"Can I have a long slow sex on the beach...easy on the ice...ta very much chuck 
On Blackpool beach? You're brave! "
I'm not that brave...I'll have it in my lounge and listen to the soothing sounds of the wind trying to rip my fence panels out!!! |
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over a year ago
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"Can I have a long slow sex on the beach...easy on the ice...ta very much chuck
On Blackpool beach? You're brave!
I'm not that brave...I'll have it in my lounge and listen to the soothing sounds of the wind trying to rip my fence panels out!!!"
Wimp! Hahaha. Are you taking bets on how many panels will be next door in the morning? I reckon at least two of mine will be awol. 
Ps, fabbed all your pics (again) to get your attention  |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"Can I have a long slow sex on the beach...easy on the ice...ta very much chuck
On Blackpool beach? You're brave!
I'm not that brave...I'll have it in my lounge and listen to the soothing sounds of the wind trying to rip my fence panels out!!!
Wimp! Hahaha. Are you taking bets on how many panels will be next door in the morning? I reckon at least two of mine will be awol.
Ps, fabbed all your pics (again) to get your attention "
Front fence went last night...only noticed it when i let the dog out into back garden then saw her walk past the front door ! No jokes about the back ones getting smashed in lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a long slow sex on the beach...easy on the ice...ta very much chuck
On Blackpool beach? You're brave!
I'm not that brave...I'll have it in my lounge and listen to the soothing sounds of the wind trying to rip my fence panels out!!!
Wimp! Hahaha. Are you taking bets on how many panels will be next door in the morning? I reckon at least two of mine will be awol.
Ps, fabbed all your pics (again) to get your attention
Front fence went last night...only noticed it when i let the dog out into back garden then saw her walk past the front door ! No jokes about the back ones getting smashed in lol "
Ok, I won't mention your smashed in back doors.  |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"Can I have a long slow sex on the beach...easy on the ice...ta very much chuck
On Blackpool beach? You're brave!
I'm not that brave...I'll have it in my lounge and listen to the soothing sounds of the wind trying to rip my fence panels out!!!
Wimp! Hahaha. Are you taking bets on how many panels will be next door in the morning? I reckon at least two of mine will be awol.
Ps, fabbed all your pics (again) to get your attention
Front fence went last night...only noticed it when i let the dog out into back garden then saw her walk past the front door ! No jokes about the back ones getting smashed in lol
Ok, I won't mention your smashed in back doors. "
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I'll have a soft drink please 
Guess who's the designated driver!
Line the shot's up, lets get plastered! "
Not designated driver, I just very rarely drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a long slow sex on the beach...easy on the ice...ta very much chuck
On Blackpool beach? You're brave!
I'm not that brave...I'll have it in my lounge and listen to the soothing sounds of the wind trying to rip my fence panels out!!!
Wimp! Hahaha. Are you taking bets on how many panels will be next door in the morning? I reckon at least two of mine will be awol.
Ps, fabbed all your pics (again) to get your attention
Front fence went last night...only noticed it when i let the dog out into back garden then saw her walk past the front door ! No jokes about the back ones getting smashed in lol
Ok, I won't mention your smashed in back doors.
young man!!!"
Sorry Miss! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a soft drink please
Guess who's the designated driver!
Line the shot's up, lets get plastered!
Not designated driver, I just very rarely drink."
Awwww! I've just had a beer & shot's because I thought you were giving me a lift.  |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I'll have a soft drink please
Guess who's the designated driver!
Line the shot's up, lets get plastered!
Not designated driver, I just very rarely drink.
Awwww! I've just had a beer & shot's because I thought you were giving me a lift. "
well you know what they say about people that assume...
I do actually hate it when just because I choose not to drink that it is automatically taken from granted that I will drive the d*unks home when it suits them... |
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