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THE HORNY LION PUBLIC HOUSE

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi peeps,i have decided to open for the whole weekend,my wife perky paula is still in bed and will join you all later,i will leave you in shorties hands when she turns up,anway have fun,be nice,and keep your hands off the barmaids,its happy hour peeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waaay to early for happy hour for me, still have lots of work to do so I'll just have a lemonade spritzer please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waaay to early for happy hour for me, still have lots of work to do so I'll just have a lemonade spritzer please

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comeing up,nuts with that?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please"
out of eggs,onions ok?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Waaay to early for happy hour for me, still have lots of work to do so I'll just have a lemonade spritzer please

comeing up,nuts with that?

No ta, have a pair of my own. I'll take a bag of pork lumps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka and cranberry for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vodka and cranberry for me please "
comeing up,ice and slice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am i ok coming in? Im still in my work clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waaay to early for happy hour for me, still have lots of work to do so I'll just have a lemonade spritzer please

comeing up,nuts with that?

No ta, have a pair of my own. I'll take a bag of pork lumps

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course hairy ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pear Koppaberg for me please. Chilled, no ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am i ok coming in? Im still in my work clothes

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you can ware whatever you like in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pear Koppaberg for me please. Chilled, no ice."
sorted,have some nuts

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Sorry I'm late boss, had to fight with my underwear.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

vodka please x

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"vodka please x"

Double coming up!! Ice with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"vodka please x"
double coneing up

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Pint of Jacks and Coke please and an ashtray, fuck the smoking ban and the drugs rules of the UK. Lets go mental

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Pint of Jacks and Coke please and an ashtray, fuck the smoking ban and the drugs rules of the UK. Lets go mental"

Coming right up!! and have a coupla tokens for the jukebox

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late boss, had to fight with my underwear.

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i will sort you out upstairs later,now get these punters served

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Sorry I'm late boss, had to fight with my underwear.

i will sort you out upstairs later,now get these punters served

Already on it boss!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of fursty ferret and two packets of ready salted please.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"vodka please x

Double coming up!! Ice with that?"
yes plese

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Pint of fursty ferret and two packets of ready salted please. "

Pint and 2 packs of flakeys coming right up treacle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of fursty ferret and two packets of ready salted please. "
thare you go,have a brandy aswell

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Pint of fursty ferret and two packets of ready salted please. thare you go,have a brandy aswell

blimey boss, i already served him!! everyones gonna be pissed real quick at this rate

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

sourthern comfort with lime and lemonade for my friend ... vodka and tonic for me .. and whatever you want for yourself please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of fursty ferret and two packets of ready salted please. thare you go,have a brandy aswell

blimey boss, i already served him!! everyones gonna be pissed real quick at this rate

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dont worry bout that shortie,can i have a beer and my usaual head please

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"sourthern comfort with lime and lemonade for my friend ... vodka and tonic for me .. and whatever you want for yourself please"

Ice with those babes? and thank you, i'll stick a spiced rum in the wood for me

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Pint of fursty ferret and two packets of ready salted please. thare you go,have a brandy aswell

blimey boss, i already served him!! everyones gonna be pissed real quick at this rate

dont worry bout that shortie,can i have a beer and my usaual head please

sure thing boss - coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka and cranberry for me please comeing up,ice and slice?

loads of ice! I'm having a serious hot flush here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got any Nobbys nuts?

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Got any Nobbys nuts?"

We got all kinds of nuts in here!! And if we aint got what you want, we can get it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got any Nobbys nuts?"
of course nice hot ones,here you go have a sample

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oi!!,ive told you the last two weeks running stop shagging on the bar,shortie go and sort them out!!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"bag of crisps with a pickled egg in pleaseout of eggs,onions ok?

what kind of pub are you

lol

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Oi!!,ive told you the last two weeks running stop shagging on the bar,shortie go and sort them out!!

they wont listen boss. but to be fair, they do put some good tunes on. and they do let me join in sooo.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"bag of crisps with a pickled egg in pleaseout of eggs,onions ok?

what kind of pub are you

lol"
free for all in here bud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi!!,ive told you the last two weeks running stop shagging on the bar,shortie go and sort them out!!

they wont listen boss. but to be fair, they do put some good tunes on. and they do let me join in sooo..... "
on my word tut tut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got any Nobbys nuts?of course nice hot ones,here you go have a sample

mmmm salty and a little bit musky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glass of water and a bag of chips please

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Glass of water and a bag of chips please

Want me to rustle you up some cheesy chips babes?? or just as they come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Southern comfort,lemonade and lime please and ice

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Southern comfort,lemonade and lime please and ice

Coming right up darlin'!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can i have another beer please shortie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww thanks hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glass of water and a bag of chips please

Want me to rustle you up some cheesy chips babes?? or just as they come

I already have my own cheese thanks

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Can i have another beer please shortie

comin right up!! *flexes jaw*...

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Glass of water and a bag of chips please

Want me to rustle you up some cheesy chips babes?? or just as they come

I already have my own cheese thanks

Chef!! bag of chips and a private booth for shaz n tony please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i have another beer please shortie

comin right up!! *flexes jaw*... "
ooooo your looking rather dishy thisevening my lover xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sourthern comfort with lime and lemonade for my friend ... vodka and tonic for me .. and whatever you want for yourself please"
my round now ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Comeing up,same again??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kelly can you look after the bar for a bit please??i seem to have lost shortie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kelly can you look after the bar for a bit please??i seem to have lost shortie

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anything for you sweetie.....now then ladies and gents be gentle please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops everyones left me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oops everyones left me

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just walked in

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By *hatHappensNextCouple over a year ago

Essex, near basildon

Hubby still at work so I have popped in for a couple

Scotch and diet please sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oops everyones left me

just walked in"
phew thought I'd get the sack...what you having x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hubby still at work so I have popped in for a couple

Scotch and diet please sexy"
coming up hun x

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By *hatHappensNextCouple over a year ago

Essex, near basildon

Am I being ignored at the bar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JD and a bag of please .

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

ooooops i got dragged into a chat room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I being ignored at the bar?"
no just said its coming hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rum and plz

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Hubby still at work so I have popped in for a couple

Scotch and diet please sexy"

sorry treacle!! have a double for being kept waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"JD and a bag of please .

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on its way x

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By *hatHappensNextCouple over a year ago

Essex, near basildon

Service lol, sorry thought that was for the new entry x

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"JD and a bag of please .

Step into my parlour

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Rum and plz"

double comin up sweetcheeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still waiting at the bar, big queue lol

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By *hatHappensNextCouple over a year ago

Essex, near basildon

Do you ladies stay this good all night?, might bring hubby back or should I stay alone!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seems I'm not doing s good enough job so will leave you all to it have fun

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

loving this pub .. such sexy barmaids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems I'm not doing s good enough job so will leave you all to it have fun"
not serving me then

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

vodka and please lion x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Seems I'm not doing s good enough job so will leave you all to it have fun not serving me then"
now look what you did kentman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems I'm not doing s good enough job so will leave you all to it have fun not serving me then"

Gone else where lol

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Seems I'm not doing s good enough job so will leave you all to it have fun not serving me then"

i served you up a double babes /\.. looks like some cheeky fecker swiped it!! here have another, and some nibbles for the inconvenience

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"vodka and please lion x"

I think lions sortin out a new barrel of fursty ferret. Double coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"vodka and please lion x

I think lions sortin out a new barrel of fursty ferret. Double coming up!!

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died of thirst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thatchers gold please.....do you have nipples on the bar? Oooops meant nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"vodka and please lion x"
comeing up sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"vodka and please lion x

I think lions sortin out a new barrel of fursty ferret. Double coming up!!

died of thirst"
have a brandy on me bud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems I'm not doing s good enough job so will leave you all to it have fun not serving me thennow look what you did kentman"
lmao washy him... I'm a crap barmaid will stick to things I know best...so watch out tomorrow olov

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"vodka and please lion x

I think lions sortin out a new barrel of fursty ferret. Double coming up!!

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sorry shortie,i went up to check on perky and she got a bit frisky,shes knackerd now and gone back to sleep,so im at your service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems I'm not doing s good enough job so will leave you all to it have fun not serving me thennow look what you did kentmanlmao washy him... I'm a crap barmaid will stick to things I know best...so watch out tomorrow olov

Washy him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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meant wasn't him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thankyou kelly i will relieve you now darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankyou kelly i will relieve you now darling

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oh I was serving and got.ignored so left it to shortie but thanks lol x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

never had a barmaid wash me before .. i must be really dirty lol .. dont get soap in my eye x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thankyou kelly i will relieve you now darling

oh I was serving and got.ignored so left it to shortie but thanks lol x"
whare is shortie????? I bet shes down in that celler again

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Thatchers gold please.....do you have nipples on the bar? Oooops meant nibbles

pint and some nipples coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never had a barmaid wash me before .. i must be really dirty lol .. dont get soap in my eye x"
well shortie will be with you shortly lol I've resigned

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Thankyou kelly i will relieve you now darling

oh I was serving and got.ignored so left it to shortie but thanks lol xwhare is shortie????? I bet shes down in that celler again

Sorry i was sorting out kentman.. he keeps 'losing' his drinks. you'll have to keep an eye on him boss, i think he's a troublemaker o_O

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"never had a barmaid wash me before .. i must be really dirty lol .. dont get soap in my eye xwell shortie will be with you shortly lol I've resigned

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come over here and have a drink with me we can talk about it,im getting a bit fed up with perky anyway

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"never had a barmaid wash me before .. i must be really dirty lol .. dont get soap in my eye x"

well washing punters isnt anything i've been asked to do before.. but what the hell!! you'll have to keep your eye covered up tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankyou kelly i will relieve you now darling

oh I was serving and got.ignored so left it to shortie but thanks lol xwhare is shortie????? I bet shes down in that celler again

Sorry i was sorting out kentman.. he keeps 'losing' his drinks. you'll have to keep an eye on him boss, i think he's a troublemaker o_O"

Who is the boss?

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"vodka and please lion x

I think lions sortin out a new barrel of fursty ferret. Double coming up!!

was just about to say. been waiting a while. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kentman your on shandys till eight o clock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never had a barmaid wash me before .. i must be really dirty lol .. dont get soap in my eye xwell shortie will be with you shortly lol I've resigned

come over here and have a drink with me we can talk about it,im getting a bit fed up with perky anyway

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I'll stick to being a customer its more fun

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Thankyou kelly i will relieve you now darling

oh I was serving and got.ignored so left it to shortie but thanks lol xwhare is shortie????? I bet shes down in that celler again

Sorry i was sorting out kentman.. he keeps 'losing' his drinks. you'll have to keep an eye on him boss, i think he's a troublemaker o_O

Who is the boss?"

lion. but think he's talkin to kelly.

oh wait, no he's not.. he's ummm... 'busy'.

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

right i'm off for a fag!! anyone got a light?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im free now shortie,phewwww that was quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right everyone,sambucas all round!!!except kentman cos hes on the wagon at the mo

right one two three,down the hatch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right everyone,sambucas all round!!!except kentman cos hes on the wagon at the mo

right one two three,down the hatch

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you trying to get us all pissed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And are the private rooms open yet

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

yay .. im not as think as i d*unk i am ... hic .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yay .. im not as think as i d*unk i am ... hic ....."
oh noooo and I was just going to get a room

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And are the private rooms open yet "
my wife is busy in thare at the mo

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"yay .. im not as think as i d*unk i am ... hic .....oh noooo and I was just going to get a room "
ooo help ... coffbull and redfee quick .. im on a promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yay .. im not as think as i d*unk i am ... hic .....oh noooo and I was just going to get a room ooo help ... coffbull and redfee quick .. im on a promise "
oh yesss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shortie the balls are still sticking to the cloth on the pool table,can you sort it out please darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yay .. im not as think as i d*unk i am ... hic .....oh noooo and I was just going to get a room "
make sure the room door has a lock on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tequilas are lined up on the bar peeps,come on down the hatch

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Shortie the balls are still sticking to the cloth on the pool table,can you sort it out please darling

oh ffs!!! *starts spitting and polishing*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shortie the balls are still sticking to the cloth on the pool table,can you sort it out please darling

oh ffs!!! *starts spitting and polishing*"
make sure you get them stains off aswell please sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on peeps,lets get this pup rocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another drink pretty please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another drink pretty please x"
comeing up sweetness xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*staggers in adjusting clothes,hair all over the place *

Fuck me your doormen are thorough!!

I need a large one after that ordeal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another drink pretty please xcomeing up sweetness xx

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thanks I need one lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strawberry daquiri please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*staggers in adjusting clothes,hair all over the place *

Fuck me your doormen are thorough!!

I need a large one after that ordeal

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sit down,i will bring our drinks over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

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comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope I'm not too late, this damn corset took forever to lace up!

I could do with a stiff one please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope I'm not too late, this damn corset took forever to lace up!

I could do with a stiff one please.

comeing up sweetness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

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if it's not to much trouble yes please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please x"
of course not,would you like some nuts with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope I'm not too late, this damn corset took forever to lace up!

I could do with a stiff one please.

comeing up sweetness

Hendricks, tonic, ice and a slice of cucumber please. Leave the left over portion with me for later!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Pint of lager please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope I'm not too late, this damn corset took forever to lace up!

I could do with a stiff one please.

comeing up sweetness

Hendricks, tonic, ice and a slice of cucumber please. Leave the left over portion with me for later!

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ive only got a melon is that ok!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of lager please"
of course,can i have a quiet word first please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please x"
can you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello can I have a virgins Mary please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hic can I have another please x

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By *unguy2757Man over a year ago

newcastle

Red wine and for me ... and before you ask ... yeah .. in same glass ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope I'm not too late, this damn corset took forever to lace up!

I could do with a stiff one please.

comeing up sweetness

Hendricks, tonic, ice and a slice of cucumber please. Leave the left over portion with me for later!

ive only got a melon is that ok!

I've got my own pair of melons though ! Can you hold them for me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello can I have a virgins Mary please x"
comeing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hic can I have another please x"
comeing up sweetness xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Red wine and for me ... and before you ask ... yeah .. in same glass ... "
thare you go sir a pint of

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope I'm not too late, this damn corset took forever to lace up!

I could do with a stiff one please.

comeing up sweetness

Hendricks, tonic, ice and a slice of cucumber please. Leave the left over portion with me for later!

ive only got a melon is that ok!

I've got my own pair of melons though ! Can you hold them for me ?

"
of course i would be glad too,omg!!!they are bigger than mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hic can I have another please xcomeing up sweetness xx

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thanks hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in the bath but I'd love a drink please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in the bath but I'd love a drink please "
of course,i will give you room service with a cheeky smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im in the bath but I'd love a drink please of course,i will give you room service with a cheeky smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in the bath but I'd love a drink please of course,i will give you room service with a cheeky smile

"
dont be shy,now come with me and i will show you my pool table

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Turn the telly up for Have I Got News for You please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look out I'm back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turn the telly up for Have I Got News for You please"
nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look out I'm back"
are you sobar now mr kentman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh wrong room, not allowed here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

"
sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turn the telly up for Have I Got News for You please"
now about that little word i wanted with you both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka lemonade and lime please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid "
your hired,i need a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vodka lemonade and lime please x"
comeing up,ice and slice?and some nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid your hired,i need a drink

"
what can I get you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im in the bath but I'd love a drink please of course,i will give you room service with a cheeky smile

dont be shy,now come with me and i will show you my pool table

Will you now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in the bath but I'd love a drink please of course,i will give you room service with a cheeky smile

dont be shy,now come with me and i will show you my pool table

Will you now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid your hired,i need a drink

what can I get you "
can i have a black russian please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid your hired,i need a drink

what can I get you can i have a black russian please

"
you sure can!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got my own pair of melons though ! Can you hold them for me ?

of course i would be glad too,omg!!!they are bigger than mine

I'll tweak your nipples and then we can compare ! Is it me or is it hot in here ? I feel over dressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid your hired,i need a drink

what can I get you can i have a black russian please

you sure can!!"
thankyou sweetness,now who is going to tempt mr lion??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've got my own pair of melons though ! Can you hold them for me ?

of course i would be glad too,omg!!!they are bigger than mine

I'll tweak your nipples and then we can compare ! Is it me or is it hot in here ? I feel over dressed.

"
it is very,lets go upstairs its a bit cooler up thare,you can hang out the window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid your hired,i need a drink

what can I get you can i have a black russian please

you sure can!!thankyou sweetness,now who is going to tempt mr lion??!!

"
no probs boss thanks for randomly giving me a job lol err does anyone take your fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can you go and get that couple off the pool table please,i told them last week!!on my word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! Couple on the pool table. Hoppit! Now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look out I'm backare you sobar now mr kentman

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never got a drink from that naughty barmaid. Has she got the sack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry daquiri please

comeing up,would you like fresh mint with that??

if it's not to much trouble yes please xcan you look after the bar for ten mins please darling,i seem to have lost my barmaids

sorry on 2 hours late seeing that I'd be a rubbish barmaid your hired,i need a drink

what can I get you can i have a black russian please

you sure can!!thankyou sweetness,now who is going to tempt mr lion??!!

no probs boss thanks for randomly giving me a job lol err does anyone take your fancy "
well how about i get someone to watch the bar,and i can give you a tour upstairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look out I'm backare you sobar now mr kentman

never got a drink from that naughty barmaid. Has she got the sack?"
shes asleep up stairs,heres a brandy on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've only just told me to get a couple off the table surely I need to stay here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sneaks into the back room with a 12" pizza and some beer from the off licence

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You've only just told me to get a couple off the table surely I need to stay here"
its ok we wont be gone long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi get out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneaks into the back room with a 12" pizza and some beer from the off licence

"
oi you cant eat your own food in here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone sneaked beer and pizza in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look out I'm backare you sobar now mr kentman

never got a drink from that naughty barmaid. Has she got the sack?shes asleep up stairs,heres a brandy on me

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thanks, can I go up stairs and teach her a lesson.

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