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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My friend has just got back from Africa abd can't stop selling raffle tickets...

I think he's got Tombola !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going out with a 3ft size 12 sexy girl., great for blow jobs. But crap at getting your ball of the roof

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Having sex while wearing clown suits in a lift in a high-rise tower block pressing every button.

It's wrong on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would get banned if i told my what i think is a funny joke

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By *exy hot wife 84Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good one ha ha ha ha

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By *emyoMan over a year ago

Worcester

Don't you just hate it when your having sex and your partner phones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why is Rehanna like an ice hockey team

they both change their pads after 3 periods xx

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By *heshire74Man over a year ago

macclesfield

" fancy a game of rape?? "

" NO!!!!!! "

" that's the spirit "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"" fancy a game of rape?? "

" NO!!!!!! "

" that's the spirit ""

I should t but just had a little chortle

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By *heshire74Man over a year ago

macclesfield

"" fancy a game of rape?? "

" NO!!!!!! "

" that's the spirit "

I should t but just had a little chortle"
blame Jimmy Carr haha

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By *ames2425Man over a year ago

Huntingdon-ish

How can you tell it's your sister's wrong time of the month?

Your dad's cock tastes different.

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By *eminiman61Man over a year ago

mansfield

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By *eminiman61Man over a year ago

mansfield

I've got a 3.5" cock but it smells like a foot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice"

I went as a chilli but everyone else was an astronaut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met a man at a fancy dress party. He was naked except for having his cock immersed in a bowel of blancmange.

I asked him what he came as. He said he didn't want to be there so he was "fucking dis-custard"

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By *eminiman61Man over a year ago

mansfield

I went to a party and didn't realise it was fancy dress. I took my shirt and shoes,socks off the host said what have you come as? I said "a premature ejaculation.... I've just cum in my trousers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can you tell it's your sister's wrong time of the month?

Your dad's cock tastes different."

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By *ric99Couple over a year ago

bridgwater

just heard about the new rubber sex doll......its called a muslim.....it blows itself up

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I went to a party and didn't realise it was fancy dress. I took my shirt and shoes,socks off the host said what have you come as? I said "a premature ejaculation.... I've just cum in my trousers"

I went to a party and didn't realise it was fancy dress. I had a long red dress on so I improvised - rolled up some white toilet paper and clipped it to the bottom of my dress like a string.

No joke. They didn't find it funny. I thought it was hilarious but the silence around the room was deafening. Wrong audience I guess

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By *ackspopCouple over a year ago

Wymondham

"I went to a party and didn't realise it was fancy dress. I took my shirt and shoes,socks off the host said what have you come as? I said "a premature ejaculation.... I've just cum in my trousers"

I went to a party and didn't realise it was fancy dress. I had a long red dress on so I improvised - rolled up some white toilet paper and clipped it to the bottom of my dress like a string.

No joke. They didn't find it funny. I thought it was hilarious but the silence around the room was deafening. Wrong audience I guess

Should have said you were a Vampires tea bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is it you never hear Stevie Wonder singing I can see clearly now the rain has gone?

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