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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As an antidote to a previous thread that might possibly have been construed as bragging - Let's go for some light-hearted, good natured bragging and piss-taking!!

I'm going to start the ball rolling with 'My fanny is so big that the local golf club use it for putting practice!'

Right - your turn guys and galls! Let the banter commence!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is tiny. I don't know how to use it, either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a huge tight tiny bucket cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My foof is virginal

Saint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so small no woman will meet me.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I've got a huge tight tiny bucket cock!"

Damn that's the combination I was going for

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By *nebig1ivorMan over a year ago

Reading

My cock is sooooooo big it can be seen from space (like the Great Wall of China)

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I have huge tits.

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By *inge 1985Man over a year ago

London

I am hung like and ant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My foof is teeny tiny and smells of roses

it can make a man orgasm just by being in the same room

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My cock is sooooooo big it can be seen from space (like the Great Wall of China)

Cool - I should still fit you in no problem!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My foof is teeny tiny and smells of roses

it can make a man orgasm just by being in the same room

You have to be in the same room as them? Amateur

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My dick is so small that when I spill rice in my pubes, it gets confusing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pussy seems to be closed for business - not my doing either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so teeny that it turned inside out and became a fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to have an extra leg sewn onto my jeans and I can't suck my own cock cuz I can't get my head back far enough

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My pussy is so tight, my piss comes out as mist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ego is so big that it thinks it's got a 6 pack and an 8 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pussy is so tight, my piss comes out as mist."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my cock is cobra shaped...and spits in peoples eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my cock is cobra shaped...and spits in peoples eyes"

All cocks spit in people's eyes. Or maybe just mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so proud if my cock that I ensured its in every single one of my pictures. If you look really closely you may see it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cocks decidedly average

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my cock is cobra shaped...and spits in peoples eyes

All cocks spit in people's eyes. Or maybe just mine

geez an eyewank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock leans more to the left than the Tower of Pisa.

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

I'm a tight pussy lol xxx

But wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pussy is has wide has the mersy tunnel lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blokes dont need a plank tied to their arse, the splinters hurt.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have the teeniest tiniest clit x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a fannock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm that ugly, I have to date rape myself to have a wank

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Yodelheyyyyyyy yodelheyyyyyy yodel heyyyyyy heyyyyy deeeeeeee

That is all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm that ugly, I have to date rape myself to have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive got a cock so small a party sausage is bigger that's why milfs shop at iceland

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By *hich1isleftMan over a year ago

Staffordshire

My cock is so tiny I need a viagra just to have a wee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well what do we have here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well what do we have here

All in good fun sweetie! Join in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My clit is bigger than most mens cocks on here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tits are so big they put the lasses to shame

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I have tiny hands, so pretty much any cock will look massive when they're wrapped around it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My jimmy has gone a bit mouldy,and covered in cobwebs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My clit is bigger than most mens cocks on here!"

fancy a sword clash?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My arse is so big it has it's own moon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is sooooooo big it can be seen from space (like the Great Wall of China)

I'm sorry. But you can't see the great wall of China from space. It's a myth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My arse is so big it has it's own moon

looks more like a big dangleberry

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By *hich1isleftMan over a year ago

Staffordshire

"My arse is so big it has it's own moon

But its a lovely arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fannys that much of a bucket that guys cocks are like dangling a worm in a bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have tiny hands, so pretty much any cock will look massive when they're wrapped around it.

I've got a big mouth so I make them all look tiny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/10/14 22:44:31]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have tiny hands, so pretty much any cock will look massive when they're wrapped around it.

I've got a big mouth so I make them all look tiny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My arse is so big it has it's own moon

That's just Uranus

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

My boobs hang so low I trip over them when I walk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boobs hang so low I trip over them when I walk.

"
pleas dont do a bungie jump!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

my flange is rusty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually a woman, my clitoris is just remarkably big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My arse is so big it has it's own moon

That's just Uranus "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My arse is so big it has it's own moon

That's just Uranus "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My flaps are so big I ran for a bus and took off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock's so small it pecks millet sprays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well what do we have here

All in good fun sweetie! Join in!

Hmm I will.

I've got a small penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wanted to put a probe in uranus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have tiny hands, so pretty much any cock will look massive when they're wrapped around it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pussy is so wide I was admitted to A&E with an axe wound!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fanny is so amazing women are.having vaginalplastys based on it, never mind those fleshlights based on porn stars rudebits.And they are thinking of giving the op.its own name, the Anginalplasty. See what I did there, good innit, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex's pussy is like a mouses ear hole....a hippopotomouse!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boobs hang so low I get carpet burns on my nipples!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get more blowjobs than I get kisses...sigh...but YAY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my fb fanny is like a ripped wellie

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so talented its got a show on itv3

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My puasy is so tight I wince when a guy probes me with his little finger!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pussy even! -doh!!

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By *ench and StripeCouple over a year ago

Stenalees

My cock is so small the wife refers to it as an inny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so big it is impossible for me to fall over! I end up like a tripod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fanny's feeling a bit too tight today,I need a fat cock to stretch her out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fanny's feeling a bit too tight today,I need a fat cock to stretch her out

How about a scientific experiment with this tripod? I'm sure we could make a 'big bang'

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By *awkeye60Man over a year ago

corsham

My cock needs enlarging. got a camera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is big enough i can fuck my own arse with it, however since I discovered this I have done it so often that when I eat food falls straight out the other end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

being 6'3" I'm a huge cock with a small penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so thick, it gives women stretchmarks around their mouths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a fanny like a wizards sleeve (him) lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My arse is so loose I have to keep a balloon inflated up there to stop my insides falling out.

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By *umasutraCouple over a year ago

Guildford

My cock's so small I piss on my testicles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An arse like a clowns pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so ingrown I piss out my mouth when I laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is two inches.............from the ground

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By *yke-iteMan over a year ago

weymouth

I was asked how do you get your cock to nine inches? I replied fold it in half!!!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"My cock is two inches.............from the ground"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one size fits all, well most of the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I go for a pee, I don't shake it I kick it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fanny is so big that even a duck's quack gets an echo!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Wife is tiny,thankfully this makes my cock look bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got and abs like van dam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fanny's feeling a bit too tight today,I need a fat cock to stretch her out

How about a scientific experiment with this tripod? I'm sure we could make a 'big bang'

A tripod?? All 3 legs of it??

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

I've been told that sex with me is like getting a flu jab....never been able to figure that out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive got enough spunk in me to fill a buffalos backside

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By *ity SlickersCouple over a year ago

London

My cock is so long that when a have a wee on Tower Bridge I can feel the water...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will help you to find it an show you how to use it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so big I took a pic of it beside a watch battery

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

my arse is so big each cheek has its own post code!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought I had a pubic hair until I peed out of it

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By *ercedes_SLKMan over a year ago

nottingham

Only and average sized cock, but quite a heavy cummer

Tongue like a lizard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows

ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows

ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz

...and?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock so small I crouch down to have a piss

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By *im1978Couple over a year ago

sheffield

I've got a massive cock.

Wish it would shut the fuck up at 5am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows

ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz

...and?"

I think that may be the point hun - i.e innuendo with intellect thrown in! - could i be correct Ms Taylor? Xx

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By *rincealbertxMan over a year ago

Germany

My penis is so small it's a clitoris!

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By *ast FredyMan over a year ago

southend on sea

I've got 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an antidote to a previous thread that might possibly have been construed as bragging - Let's go for some light-hearted, good natured bragging and piss-taking!!

I'm going to start the ball rolling with 'My fanny is so big that the local golf club use it for putting practice!'

Right - your turn guys and galls! Let the banter commence!

My wine gunt is my friend....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Little willy but big hammer to bang it in with..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows

ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz

...and?

I think that may be the point hun - i.e Tainnuendo with intellect thrown in! - could i be correct Ms Taylor? Xx"

Absolutely. Thanks for appreciating the joke xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pussy is so tight I need wd40 every time I have sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My jeans are so tight I've got frog eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fanny is wetter than an otters pocket and looks like a hippos yawn. Anyone wanna play? Form an orderly queue!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pussy is more hairy then King Kong haha

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By *ntimatediscretionMan over a year ago

eaglescliffe

I have a small organ but its never had to play in a cathedral before....

She has a fanny like a wizards sleeve...

her fanny is so hairy it looks like she has don king in a leg lock...

I found her wanking with a coat hanger.. come on love at least use a dildo..

she replied what the fuck do you think I am looking for...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her pussy is as dry as a empty birdcage - and its had a cockatoo in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is so long that when a have a wee on Tower Bridge I can feel the water..."

You're brave. I wouldn't want my cock in the Thames

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By *ustus4uMan over a year ago

closer then you think

My cocks so small I get it confused with my pubes

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By *ntimatediscretionMan over a year ago

eaglescliffe

he hold his cock with 4 fingers when he goes to the toilet... but is pissing on three of them....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so big, it causes multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i cum. to quick any one got a tissue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hung like a gnat !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is sooooo huge that elephants at the zoo automatically grab it with their tails!!

Ps...I don't even have a cock but if I did it would be just like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought I grew a pube once, but then I did a wee out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm that ugly, I have to date rape myself to have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Due to being such a heavy cumer, police have now started flood warnings every time i have sex hehe

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