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Having a big dick is literally one of the greatest things in life!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

I'm 8" and I've been told ive been blessed many a time, ladies claim it's not just size that matters but when they alone with us bigger guys.. Let's just say the truth comes out....just wanted to share the love..

peace x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well done you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That all you got going for yourself???? Your do very well on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the trannys like it aswell lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a lovely sentiment dude. You are a truly deep and socially aware human. . Go high five yourself boss !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That all you got going for yourself???? Your do very well on here

Lol this feeds about spreading the love.

Don't waste your time Mr no pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No its not. I rather have a perfect body like mine with a 6pack than a big dick lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ps can't wait for all the small minded guys to have a crack at this one (live entertainment).

Peace and love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahaaaa best post I have seen all day! !

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

I'm so glad I'm not a bloke if that's all there is to get excited about!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so glad I'm not a bloke if that's all there is to get excited about!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No its not. I rather have a perfect body like

mine with a 6pack than a big dick lol

I would rather have both lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so glad I'm not a bloke if that's all there is to get excited about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hahahaaaa best post I have seen all day! !"

Lol it's all good fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ps can't wait for all the small minded guys to have a crack at this one (live entertainment).

Peace and love

That or any other one is going nowhere near my crack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol great post ...... let the fight begin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you know if having an average cock isn't the business??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is 8" big?! Many a woman would disagree I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Dear, thought you were claiming your big cock was the mark of a man? Oh, and this tranny's not much impressed, 'big' smudges my lippy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so glad I'm not a bloke if that's all there is to get excited about!

Ohhhh there's more much more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is 8" big?! Many a woman would disagree I'm sure

I always thought average was around 5 to 7 so its just above average

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this for real?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think I'll bother about the amazing sandwich I had for lunch today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a big penis but I'm not one to brag about my big penis so I won't mention my big penis for another 30 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That all you got going for yourself???? Your do very well on here

Lol this feeds about spreading the love.

Don't waste your time Mr no pictures "
Digging a bigger hole for yourself. Keep up the good work fella. Rather have no pictures then the one your shouting off about lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do you know if having an average cock isn't the business?? "

Yeah...I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't help but play Devils advocate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not what you have but it's what you do with it!

But good for you OP! There's nothing like a a self bragging thread

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do you know if having an average cock isn't the business??

Yeah...I agree

Except I spoilt it a bit by fabbing one of the OPs cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a big penis but I'm not one to brag about my big penis so I won't mention my big penis for another 30 seconds."

Quality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay OP!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Good for you OP, celebrate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yay OP!

We should be cheerleaders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

COCK FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great trolling

good work fella, sure to be an entertaining thread!

I've got a small dick and yeah, I get jealous of those born with and blessed with a big 'un if I'm honest. The OP is right, there are a lot of people out there for who size matters and reject guys with smaller dicks. That's life. It used to destroy me when I was younger to tell the truth.

Luckily not everyone is a size queen (or else I'd never get laid) and you get to learn to compensate in other ways. In fact you could argue us smaller guys have to try that little bit harder to satisfy so maybe we don't just think that thrusting our dick in and out hard and deep is what's required, and hence more skillful lovers!

Just a thought OP ??

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I think big starts at 9"

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By *corpion123Man over a year ago

donegal

"No its not. I rather have a perfect body like

mine with a 6pack than a big dick lol

I would rather have both lol "
have to agree I love to have both too !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big isnt necessary the best its how you use it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think big starts at 9"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab"

oi missus! Speak for yourself lol

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By *coobyroo218Couple over a year ago

Guernsey

I always thought 8" was just above average and a big dick was around 10" plus. so if thats the case I would not brag too much as your just above average.

But then again do you know how to use it, no point having 8" and being shit in the sack is there???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a big penis but I'm not one to brag about my big penis so I won't mention my big penis for another 30 seconds.

Quality "

AND quantity!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fair play. The op is proud of his cock and he's not frightened to say so. There are plenty of women on here who bang on about their tits, arse, legs etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made us all look though lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well done you

Thank you

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple over a year ago

Brighton

Having a big cock means nothing if you are a pleb and don't know how to satisfy a woman*

* you can tell men like this, they post on forums about their big cocks.

ps: 8" is ok, but it's not huge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x"

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab

oi missus! Speak for yourself lol "

I don't like big cock and I'm tight as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is 8" big?! Many a woman would disagree I'm sure

I think that if women are going for the full package for just sex then big is like 9" plus.

Personally for me it's all about the muscles rather than cock inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab"

Pleasant!

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

8 inches... is that all???

I have 12 inches of love.... but enough said about my Barry White LP's....

seriously.... I wouldn't want a super huge dick... the amount of blood you would need to power the thing at most times would mean it would have to come from elsewhere...

you would be akin to a walking vegatable...

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That's not 8" sorry. My FB had 7" and his was bigger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x"

Cool

Mine's not far off that and it does get complimented which is always nice. That said I've never sold myself on the basis of my cock...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's not 8" sorry. My FB had 7" and his was bigger."

Maybe he's got mahoosive hands??!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a small cock and no idea how to please a woman.

I am fucked

Him (obviously lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8 inches... is that all???

I have 12 inches of love.... but enough said about my Barry White LP's....

seriously.... I wouldn't want a super huge dick... the amount of blood you would need to power the thing at most times would mean it would have to come from elsewhere...

you would be akin to a walking vegatable...

Omfg

this made me howl x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab

oi missus! Speak for yourself lol

I don't like big cock and I'm tight as fuck

I don't know if I'm tight but I've just spent 3 days recovering from a weekend with a fat cock and a long cock. I'm still hurting inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's not 8" sorry. My FB had 7" and his was bigger."
Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That said I have a beautiful wife with amazing breasticles.

So take it out of that donkey dicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do guys on here actually know how to measure there cocks correctly ,you measure it from your pubic bone not from the side ,just in case you didn't know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said I have a beautiful wife with amazing breasticles.

So take it out of that donkey dicks

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab"

Best response I've ever read on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do guys on here actually know how to measure there cocks correctly ,you measure it from your pubic bone not from the side ,just in case you didn't know

"
yes take a close up and tell everyone your eight inches

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has the size been proven with the sky remote or the Linx can method?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

Well having my miniature 7" dick, being the 21st most watched man on an adult site with 4 million + subscribers, having verifications stating that I can make a girl cum over 80 times in a session, doing it 30 times alone on one 5 minute video online (Yeah, I sat and counted! *- ), having made then cum from talking, from nipple play, from breathing on them... then yes, I'm insecure, and worried by your manliness

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"That's not 8" sorry. My FB had 7" and his was bigger.

Maybe he's got mahoosive hands??!"

That's the only reason he could possibly think that's 8".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

More people are laughing at you not with you, but saying that,There is nothing wrong with selling yourself on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab

Best response I've ever read on fab

Shes talking about your wife there too

Still funny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do guys on here actually know how to measure there cocks correctly ,you measure it from your pubic bone not from the side ,just in case you didn't know

yes take a close up and tell everyone your eight inches

Her"

I tell everyone it's ten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man."

I've seen some of the evidence of this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

Well having my miniature 7" dick, being the 21st most watched man on an adult site with 4 million + subscribers, having verifications stating that I can make a girl cum over 80 times in a session"

I read that as 'make a girl cum 80 times per second' - she'd be like some sort of sexual hummingbird!

...or cummingbird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

More people are laughing at you not with you, but saying that,There is nothing wrong with selling yourself on here"

Dude it's a swinger site like anybody cares. I love life so tbh I don't really care

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

Well having my miniature 7" dick, being the 21st most watched man on an adult site with 4 million + subscribers, having verifications stating that I can make a girl cum over 80 times in a session

I read that as 'make a girl cum 80 times per second' - she'd be like some sort of sexual hummingbird!

Hahaha

You should be a comedian

...or cummingbird."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man."

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man."

Well lowered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

More people are laughing at you not with you, but saying that,There is nothing wrong with selling yourself on here

Dude it's a swinger site like anybody cares. I love life so tbh I don't really care

Fair play to you mate, but there's always someone better than you in some way, for everyone, including me. Especially me in some ways! So take the rough with the smooth, like ym girls

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

He is confident with what he has, that's a positive in my book.

Enjoy yourself OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

Well having my miniature 7" dick, being the 21st most watched man on an adult site with 4 million + subscribers, having verifications stating that I can make a girl cum over 80 times in a session

I read that as 'make a girl cum 80 times per second' - she'd be like some sort of sexual hummingbird!

...or cummingbird."

You have such a poultry sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

More people are laughing at you not with you, but saying that,There is nothing wrong with selling yourself on here

Dude it's a swinger site like anybody cares. I love life so tbh I don't really care

Fair play to you mate, but there's always someone better than you in some way, for everyone, including me. Especially me in some ways! So take the rough with the smooth, like ym girls

Or my keyboard...

after a thousand posts I still can't type.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man."

OMG will you sad fucks get a room for your dick measuring? I don't care how fucking big your cock is, or how many orgasms you gave some deprived female. If you don't do it for me, who gives a shit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

More people are laughing at you not with you, but saying that,There is nothing wrong with selling yourself on here

Dude it's a swinger site like anybody cares. I love life so tbh I don't really care

Fair play to you mate, but there's always someone better than you in some way, for everyone, including me. Especially me in some ways! So take the rough with the smooth, like ym girls

Or my keyboard...

after a thousand posts I still can't type."

Hhmmm I wouldn't mind taking the rough with the smooth with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

Well having my miniature 7" dick, being the 21st most watched man on an adult site with 4 million + subscribers, having verifications stating that I can make a girl cum over 80 times in a session

I read that as 'make a girl cum 80 times per second' - she'd be like some sort of sexual hummingbird!

...or cummingbird.

You have such a poultry sense of humour."

Now now! Let's not get fowl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

OMG will you sad fucks get a room for your dick measuring? I don't care how fucking big your cock is, or how many orgasms you gave some deprived female. If you don't do it for me, who gives a shit?

hahaha Not me! I wasn't trying to do it for you, I wasn't even bothered about the thread, it was more his joke about the insecure men, how could I not join in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

OMG will you sad fucks get a room for your dick measuring? I don't care how fucking big your cock is, or how many orgasms you gave some deprived female. If you don't do it for me, who gives a shit?

I don't know why I even opened this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As they say what you cant get in your mouth is not wasted.

what a funny thread.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do guys on here actually know how to measure there cocks correctly ,you measure it from your pubic bone not from the side ,just in case you didn't know

How does 8 inches measure up against a Sky remote ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!"

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best post I've read.. Can't beat a good wind up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taking trolling to extraordinary lengths here I'd say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was just playing devils advocate...lol

Peace and love to you all x

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By *isexmistressWoman over a year ago

Prestwich

This post,makes up for not having a ferrari i guesse.....

Nothing wrong with having a huge cock..but having to say as much is pretty sad..

Give me a `modest` guy with decent bamter ,able to keep my attention ,every time...

ps .. i know a few HUGELY endowed guys .. and they don`t brag about it..They just get on and DO IT !

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"I'm so glad I'm not a bloke if that's all there is to get excited about!

Ohhhh there's more much more

Does it get bigger then? Go Go Gadget cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

having big guns is better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm simply laughing, no more to be said!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See, I knew I shouldn't have posted it, I'm not a bragger hun, but I felt the need to defend guys in general that he was belittling on the thread, that's the reason I said it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this entire thread has been hilarious! I for one am glad i read it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hes got everyone debating on here haha is right lad

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By *JTriggerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I used to have a 6ft 2in cock, but things weren't working out, so we went separate ways.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thread and the comments did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

I must say my big tits get me a lot of hot men. Not sure if loving anal helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just playing devils advocate...lol

Peace and love to you all x

"
that normally implies an interesting contrary opinion. . . Spot the key word in that sentence ! Maybe you could swap the word 'having' in your thread title. . For the word 'being' . . Peace and Love x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just because its bigger than average doesnt mean your a good lay!!..just thought id get that out there...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

I must say my big tits get me a lot of hot men. Not sure if loving anal helps

My big hair helps me stand out in a crowd too. Maybe bigger is better after all

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

Maybe I should start my own post and call it look at my arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a big penis but I'm not one to brag about my big penis so I won't mention my big penis for another 30 seconds."

I want to talk about your penis!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm simply laughing, no more to be said! "

I'm gonna start doing this more often.

Never knew it was this much of a laugh

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"I used to have a 6ft 2in cock, but things weren't working out, so we went separate ways."

Did you go your separate ways while attempting to navigate a revolving door?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All i can see are bareback pics from someone who says he practices safe sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

36 c tits, move over girls, the truths out, they tell me i am the one.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so glad I'm not a bloke if that's all there is to get excited about!

Ohhhh there's more much more

Does it get bigger then? Go Go Gadget cock!

Now there's an idea for The Gadget show! Either that or Robo cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

Maybe I should start my own post and call it look at my arse.

Ooh tread carefully though, it could get competitive. And there's no standard measurement for arses (like the sky remote).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All i can see are bareback pics from someone who says he practices safe sex "

He's so huge the condom only covers the tip of it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't beat a big fat cock I love it bit I'm a greedy girl don't want no one inch wonder good on u hun if I was a man and had a massive cock I'd brag about it too Mr L is vwe so I'm very lucky xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

I must say my big tits get me a lot of hot men. Not sure if loving anal helps

My big hair helps me stand out in a crowd too. Maybe bigger is better after all

I quite like a big nose on a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm simply laughing, no more to be said!

I'm gonna start doing this more often.

Never knew it was this much of a laugh "

That 8" cock won't be there long with all those bareback pics - likely to drop off then what are you going to brag about x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

I must say my big tits get me a lot of hot men. Not sure if loving anal helps

My big hair helps me stand out in a crowd too. Maybe bigger is better after all

I quite like a big nose on a man

I like big deep pockets (lol) xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All i can see are bareback pics from someone who says he practices safe sex

He's so huge the condom only covers the tip of it lol"

She could be a gf or regular friend.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Obvious troll is obvious. Top work OP

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By *exy n up 4 itCouple over a year ago

western isles

"Do guys on here actually know how to measure there cocks correctly ,you measure it from your pubic bone not from the side ,just in case you didn't know

a fixation about side merely is a distraction aimed to disguise other inadequacies they may have about themselves....................

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a Claim Form.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pops in with a Claim Form.

Hope its a big one!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!"

I was asking if the other poster had heard of multiple orgasms? As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"See, I knew I shouldn't have posted it, I'm not a bragger hun, but I felt the need to defend guys in general that he was belittling on the thread, that's the reason I said it."

No, you posted it to brag. At least be honest. You saw some dumb person bragging about having a big cock when even the most sight deprived person could see it's tiny and thought 'I know what will get the girls moist - bragging about how many 'orgasms' a woman being filmed had'.

PS She may have been faking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

I must say my big tits get me a lot of hot men. Not sure if loving anal helps

My big hair helps me stand out in a crowd too. Maybe bigger is better after all

I quite like a big nose on a man

I like big deep pockets (lol) xxx"

lol subtle

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that! "

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

Maybe I should start my own post and call it look at my arse.

Ooh tread carefully though, it could get competitive. And there's no standard measurement for arses (like the sky remote). "

Bring it on. Oh and by the way there is a standard measurement for lovely arses. Let me slap your's and i will let you know if you qualify.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm simply laughing, no more to be said!

I'm gonna start doing this more often.

Never knew it was this much of a laugh

That 8" cock won't be there long with all those bareback pics - likely to drop off then what are you going to brag about x

Ermm

Athletic ability.? Lol.

Ps its a fb of mine who actually plays sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

I must say my big tits get me a lot of hot men. Not sure if loving anal helps

My big hair helps me stand out in a crowd too. Maybe bigger is better after all

I quite like a big nose on a man

I like big deep pockets (lol) xxx"

Noooo if they're too deep nothing comes out!

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By *jloversCouple over a year ago

teynham

Having a man with a big dick is the Business, I am very lucky my husband is 9 1/2"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

Maybe I should start my own post and call it look at my arse.

Ooh tread carefully though, it could get competitive. And there's no standard measurement for arses (like the sky remote).

Bring it on. Oh and by the way there is a standard measurement for lovely arses. Let me slap your's and i will let you know if you qualify.

If it's by counting how long it jiggles for, we could be here for some time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having come across one of his videos on another site, I can only say the Woman was certainly enjoying herself

A 6ft plus duracell bunny you could say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm simply laughing, no more to be said!

I'm gonna start doing this more often.

Never knew it was this much of a laugh

That 8" cock won't be there long with all those bareback pics - likely to drop off then what are you going to brag about x

Ermm

Athletic ability.? Lol.

Ps its a fb of mine who actually plays sometimes

Ah a fuck buddy, perfectly safe to bareback then

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x"
. Good health and an interesting life style are the most important things to me .Size only important to an extremely small minority. Anyway congratulations as you are obviously impressed with yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best post I've read.. Can't beat a good wind up"

Exactly what i thought, light hearted banter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm simply laughing, no more to be said!

I'm gonna start doing this more often.

Never knew it was this much of a laugh

That 8" cock won't be there long with all those bareback pics - likely to drop off then what are you going to brag about x

Ermm

Athletic ability.? Lol.

Ps its a fb of mine who actually plays sometimes

Ah a fuck buddy, perfectly safe to bareback then

Perfectly. She's Indian to so if you know you know

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

"I think having a big arse is literally the greatest thing, actually. You've always got somewhere comfortable to sit down.

Maybe I should start my own post and call it look at my arse.

Ooh tread carefully though, it could get competitive. And there's no standard measurement for arses (like the sky remote).

Bring it on. Oh and by the way there is a standard measurement for lovely arses. Let me slap your's and i will let you know if you qualify.

If it's by counting how long it jiggles for, we could be here for some time

With a cute arse like your's I could spend eternity with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!

I was asking if the other poster had heard of multiple orgasms? As a squirter I know you can't fake that! "

Oh I meant to quote the person before

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm simply laughing, no more to be said!

I'm gonna start doing this more often.

Never knew it was this much of a laugh

That 8" cock won't be there long with all those bareback pics - likely to drop off then what are you going to brag about x

Ermm

Athletic ability.? Lol.

Ps its a fb of mine who actually plays sometimes

Ah a fuck buddy, perfectly safe to bareback then

Perfectly. She's Indian to so if you know you know

So all the turmeric keeps you safe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perfectly. She's Indian to so if you know you know"

Don't tell me she tells you that you are the only one she has sex with

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"8 inches... is that all???

I have 12 inches of love.... but enough said about my Barry White LP's....

seriously.... I wouldn't want a super huge dick... the amount of blood you would need to power the thing at most times would mean it would have to come from elsewhere...

you would be akin to a walking vegatable...

"
. Excellent post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily."

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hahahaaaa best post I have seen all day! !"

hmmm - where've you been hun? Missed you!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt. "

I can squirt without orgasming. I think many people can because squirting isn't orgasming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

I can squirt without orgasming. I think many people can because squirting isn't orgasming."

As you wish, I'm well aware of what happened and you, I'm sure, will form your own opinion xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt. "

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By *SweetVioletxWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

As a single girl based on the number of cocks pics I get every day just having a cock appears to be man's greatest achievement.

You could be sporting an 8 foot cock - I still think I'd roll my eyes xxx

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

All I'll say is 'what a prick'

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

"Do the trannys like it aswell lol"

Yes thanks

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

I can squirt without orgasming. I think many people can because squirting isn't orgasming.

As you wish, I'm well aware of what happened and you, I'm sure, will form your own opinion xxx"

I'm just disappointed you thought it was a good thing to brag. But as you say, as you wish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have seen rather a lot of cocks close up and to me that doesn't look particularly big.

OP, you have much better assets than your cock. You have a good body and you're pretty good looking.

This thread, however, is doing you no favours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab

oi missus! Speak for yourself lol "

Absolutely!! Mine's more a thimble than a bucket!! (Ish!!)

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt. "

Hold on to your pee as long as possible and let go at the right time and bosh you have a fake squirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

I can squirt without orgasming. I think many people can because squirting isn't orgasming.

As you wish, I'm well aware of what happened and you, I'm sure, will form your own opinion xxx"

Got what you was looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

I can squirt without orgasming. I think many people can because squirting isn't orgasming.

As you wish, I'm well aware of what happened and you, I'm sure, will form your own opinion xxx

I'm just disappointed you thought it was a good thing to brag. But as you say, as you wish."

it isn't bragging. The thread was fine until he mocked other men for being insecure next to him. I can take your comments and I'm not fussed about whether you think me real or fake, I'm quite aware of what I am able to do.

But I spoke like that for a reason, to show that he's not the be all and end all. And I made quite clear, I also know that I am not aswell. There are better than me on this site, for certain people and I make no illusion about it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

I can squirt without orgasming. I think many people can because squirting isn't orgasming.

As you wish, I'm well aware of what happened and you, I'm sure, will form your own opinion xxx

Got what you was looking for

Actually I did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

I can squirt without orgasming. I think many people can because squirting isn't orgasming."

I wasn't implying that it's one and the same. I was saying that how can you fake squirter? For me both can happen together but only once I've had a lot of clit stimulation or through both anal and vaginal stimulation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

I've seen some of the evidence of this

Me too

awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!

I was asking if the other poster had heard of multiple orgasms? As a squirter I know you can't fake that! "

Oh ffs children!!!! You'd never see women post an 'I've got a really tight fanny' thread, would you??? (PLEASE tell me no-one's ever posted an 'I've got a really tight fanny'thread!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!

I was asking if the other poster had heard of multiple orgasms? As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Oh ffs children!!!! You'd never see women post an 'I've got a really tight fanny' thread, would you??? (PLEASE tell me no-one's ever posted an 'I've got a really tight fanny'thread!)

I think it's happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might post one about having big tits or a shit load of piercings. 8" doesn't impress the bucket cunted size queens mate so you're shit out of luck with most of fab

oi missus! Speak for yourself lol

Absolutely!! Mine's more a thimble than a bucket!! (Ish!!)

I had a fat cock almost split me open recently. I'm doing my clenches in the hope it shrinks back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have seen rather a lot of cocks close up and to me that doesn't look particularly big.

OP, you have much better assets than your cock. You have a good body and you're pretty good looking.

This thread, however, is doing you no favours.

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!

I was asking if the other poster had heard of multiple orgasms? As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Oh ffs children!!!! You'd never see women post an 'I've got a really tight fanny' thread, would you??? (PLEASE tell me no-one's ever posted an 'I've got a really tight fanny'thread!)

There was one woman on here who went on about her tight fanny. Delusional

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Squirting isn't orgasming. And I've faked it easily.

Faked orgasm? Or faked squirting?

I'm not even sure how I would go about faking squirting. Especially with someone who knows what I'm like when I squirt.

Hold on to your pee as long as possible and let go at the right time and bosh you have a fake squirting

Apart from smell, taste, colour let alone the force of projectile, position of projectile ..... Umm grim.

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By *SweetVioletxWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!

I was asking if the other poster had heard of multiple orgasms? As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Oh ffs children!!!! You'd never see women post an 'I've got a really tight fanny' thread, would you??? (PLEASE tell me no-one's ever posted an 'I've got a really tight fanny'thread!)

I think it's happened

If it hasn't yet it will be very soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well for the record I don't have a donkey dick, I can't make women cum 30 times in 5 mins, I don't have a 6 pack, I can't make women squirt all over the place.

I'm feeling properly inadequate now against all these studs in here.... probably time for me to go UNLOS?

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I'm 65yo in December and I haven't once measured my cock, I'm not that insecure to have needed to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x

Lmfao! It's funny coz it's true.

The amount of guys feeling insecure right about now

How will I compete!

That wasn't becoming of me but I'm afraid your thread is a little sad and I don't mind lowering myself once in a while big man.

You made someone cum 30 times in 5 minutes!?!? Mate she must have been faking? That's 30 times in 300 seconds or once every 10 seconds!?! Other than that I doff my hat, Sir!

Never heard of multiple orgasms then?

They were multiples and they were squirting ones and as I say, they are on vid, and do you think someone has the energy to fake that??!

I was asking if the other poster had heard of multiple orgasms? As a squirter I know you can't fake that!

Oh ffs children!!!! You'd never see women post an 'I've got a really tight fanny' thread, would you??? (PLEASE tell me no-one's ever posted an 'I've got a really tight fanny'thread!)

There was one woman on here who went on about her tight fanny. Delusional

I've seen at least one of these threads too, unfortunately, we're our own worst enemies sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys and girls Im just putting it out there.. Having a big dick is the business.

peace x"
cmon thats like 6 and a half!!! you havent even got yer whole hand round the thing...lol

Ya dont measure from the ring piece

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a massive cock must be such a drag, especially when it's hanging from your forehead..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well for the record I don't have a donkey dick, I can't make women cum 30 times in 5 mins, I don't have a 6 pack, I can't make women squirt all over the place.

I'm feeling properly inadequate now against all these studs in here.... probably time for me to go UNLOS?"

Well at least you wont trap your nowhere like donkey dick in the door when you leave

Sorry just joking,

There is no reason to leave because of this thread its been very entertaining

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