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over a year ago
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"I'm just hoping no one recognises me 
Aren't you head of the Gender Equality Commission. 
Shhhhhh 
Lol, I knew it. x"
Which bit of shhhhhhhh is confusing you? Discretion is the name of the game. Meet me and I'll make it worth your while to keep quiet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just hoping no one recognises me
Aren't you head of the Gender Equality Commission.
Shhhhhh
Lol, I knew it. x
Which bit of shhhhhhhh is confusing you? Discretion is the name of the game. Meet me and I'll make it worth your while to keep quiet "
Tart  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just hoping no one recognises me
Aren't you head of the Gender Equality Commission.
Shhhhhh
Lol, I knew it. x
Which bit of shhhhhhhh is confusing you? Discretion is the name of the game. Meet me and I'll make it worth your while to keep quiet
Tart "
Guilty as charged, send her down...... To her knees.............. Again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you promise that if I was ever to become an MP, you won't tell anybody that I've sent people pictures of willy "
Was under the impression that to be an MP you needed to send pictures of your willy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you promise that if I was ever to become an MP, you won't tell anybody that I've sent people pictures of willy
Was under the impression that to be an MP you needed to send pictures of your willy"
In that case, nothing to worry about, phew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just hoping no one recognises me
Aren't you head of the Gender Equality Commission.
Shhhhhh
Lol, I knew it. x
Which bit of shhhhhhhh is confusing you? Discretion is the name of the game. Meet me and I'll make it worth your while to keep quiet
Tart
Guilty as charged, send her down...... To her knees.............. Again "
im a virgin so have no clue what that means  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just hoping no one recognises me
Aren't you head of the Gender Equality Commission.
Shhhhhh
Lol, I knew it. x
Which bit of shhhhhhhh is confusing you? Discretion is the name of the game. Meet me and I'll make it worth your while to keep quiet
Tart
Guilty as charged, send her down...... To her knees.............. Again
im a virgin so have no clue what that means "
It's best to stay that way in my inexperience. |
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"You know what I think I'd respect a politican more if they just said yeah I've sent pics of my cock to women, we are all consenting adults so what?"
I actually thought that myself. It didn't seem to hinder Bellasconi or Bill Clinton. |
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"I would if I could be your little secret and be on your expenses
Oh I think I could employ you as chief banana checker to the treasury. "
I'm very thorough |
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"I would if I could be your little secret and be on your expenses
Oh I think I could employ you as chief banana checker to the treasury.
I'm very thorough "
I bet you improve the flavour too. |
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"I would if I could be your little secret and be on your expenses
Oh I think I could employ you as chief banana checker to the treasury.
I'm very thorough
I bet you improve the flavour too. "
I like a bit of cherry on my banana |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would if I could be your little secret and be on your expenses
Oh I think I could employ you as chief banana checker to the treasury.
I'm very thorough
I bet you improve the flavour too.
I like a bit of cherry on my banana "
How about chocolate cake. |
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