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over a year ago
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Hi peeps,hope your all well,now i need to get this off my chest,and ladys i know you cant help it,but one thing that realy puts me off my cup of pussy is that dredid fanny fart,what is your view on this??or what else makes you cringe??like nails on a blackboard ect ect    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"they dont smell .. the girl cant help it ... its probably your fault anyway ... so just laugh it off and give that lovely pussy more man attention"
could it be cos im to wide???  |
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sometimes .. if your fingers are inside .. you can feel the vagina balloon up drawing air inside .. i think its a muscle thing due to being excited .. then when she relaxes the air is released making the fart sound |
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"sometimes .. if your fingers are inside .. you can feel the vagina balloon up drawing air inside .. i think its a muscle thing due to being excited .. then when she relaxes the air is released making the fart sound "
you sound like an expert  |
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"Think of those slime pots u had as a kid, the air goes in, has to come out!! "
"Ay up love, show us your slime pot"....has a certain ring to it.
Lets see how I get on with this beauty on my next social  |
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"sometimes .. if your fingers are inside .. you can feel the vagina balloon up drawing air inside .. i think its a muscle thing due to being excited .. then when she relaxes the air is released making the fart sound you sound like an expert "
sorry .. i said vagina ... |
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"sometimes .. if your fingers are inside .. you can feel the vagina balloon up drawing air inside .. i think its a muscle thing due to being excited .. then when she relaxes the air is released making the fart sound you sound like an expert "
do you want a demonstration |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sometimes .. if your fingers are inside .. you can feel the vagina balloon up drawing air inside .. i think its a muscle thing due to being excited .. then when she relaxes the air is released making the fart sound you sound like an expert do you want a demonstrationgo on then ... Do you think you can get me excited then  "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think of those slime pots u had as a kid, the air goes in, has to come out!!
"Ay up love, show us your slime pot"....has a certain ring to it.
Lets see how I get on with this beauty on my next social "
I think it would be a winner for you! You could even carry a pot with you and say here this? Wanna make these sounds with me?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sometimes .. if your fingers are inside .. you can feel the vagina balloon up drawing air inside .. i think its a muscle thing due to being excited .. then when she relaxes the air is released making the fart sound you sound like an expert sorry .. i said vagina ... "
lol.
Yep, fanny farts aren't dependent on cock size. If anything, I'd have thought smaller cocks let more air in? Bigger ones would result in a more airtight fanny maybe. Or could be all down to technique, too much slipping out, popping back in.. |
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"Think of those slime pots u had as a kid, the air goes in, has to come out!!
"Ay up love, show us your slime pot"....has a certain ring to it.
Lets see how I get on with this beauty on my next social
I think it would be a winner for you! You could even carry a pot with you and say here this? Wanna make these sounds with me?! "
well...if it fails and I end up alone, you will have to nosh me off as it it will be your advice that left me shagless  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think of those slime pots u had as a kid, the air goes in, has to come out!!
"Ay up love, show us your slime pot"....has a certain ring to it.
Lets see how I get on with this beauty on my next social
I think it would be a winner for you! You could even carry a pot with you and say here this? Wanna make these sounds with me?!
well...if it fails and I end up alone, you will have to nosh me off as it it will be your advice that left me shagless "
fair enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they dont smell .. the girl cant help it ... its probably your fault anyway ... so just laugh it off and give that lovely pussy more man attentioncould it be cos im to wide??? "
If you were too wide, there wouldn't be any air gaps 
I think its technique. But yes it's how you are fucking them, that causes this |
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It happens more in the doggy position, and it can be embarrassing if its the first time with that guy  ...but I just collapse in fits of giggles as u just can't stop it happening, the more fanny farts I do , the more I giggle.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they dont smell .. the girl cant help it ... its probably your fault anyway ... so just laugh it off and give that lovely pussy more man attentioncould it be cos im to wide??? "
Being wide doesn't help and doggy position is the main cause for me. I can feel the air inside me so I stop to manually let it out or it gets painful |
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Still really embarrassing for me even iv been with Mr L 2 years I still cringe when I feel it's going to happen and dash out room don't like it doggy style either cause happens more often that way don't think I'll ever get over feeling embarrassed xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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An absolute turn on when a man doesn't mind bodily sounds or periods...its just pure animal instinct. Obviously realizing that it doesn't do it for some peeps |
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"An absolute turn on when a man doesn't mind bodily sounds or periods...its just pure animal instinct. Obviously realizing that it doesn't do it for some peeps "
im running down the road with my boxers round my ankles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi peeps,hope your all well,now i need to get this off my chest,and ladys i know you cant help it,but one thing that realy puts me off my cup of pussy is that dredid fanny fart,what is your view on this??or what else makes you cringe??like nails on a blackboard ect ect "
well then your gonna have to become celibate as its an unfortunate consquence of too much air entering her along with your cock. That or work on your technique to stop it from happening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well - yeah it embarasses me but it isn't something I can control or prevent! And i'm not giving up great sex for a few little noises (or even big ones!) - so there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well - yeah it embarasses me but it isn't something I can control or prevent! And i'm not giving up great sex for a few little noises (or even big ones!) - so there! "
i will ware my headfones with you darling xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi peeps,hope your all well,now i need to get this off my chest,and ladys i know you cant help it,but one thing that realy puts me off my cup of pussy is that dredid fanny fart,what is your view on this??or what else makes you cringe??like nails on a blackboard ect ect
well then your gonna have to become celibate as its an unfortunate consquence of too much air entering her along with your cock. That or work on your technique to stop it from happening ok whare are you and you can show me "
nice try OP! |
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"An absolute turn on when a man doesn't mind bodily sounds or periods...its just pure animal instinct. Obviously realizing that it doesn't do it for some peeps im running down the road with my boxers round my ankles "
Wahaha that is such a funny image lol...I'm cumming to get ye |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hate to say this OP but on the rare occasion it happens, it's down to the guy i'm with having some shoddy technique. Sorry dude but you're just as responsible. |
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"Hate to say this OP but on the rare occasion it happens, it's down to the guy i'm with having some shoddy technique. Sorry dude but you're just as responsible. "
of course i am,sometimes its just a tight squeeze |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definitely technique I think. Only a very small handful of guys has this ever happened with.. And they have always had shite technique! Lol "
I agree. I can probably count on the fingers of one hand how many times I have experienced this - but I also agree that it is just one of those things that can happen. It's never been something that's ever bothered me. |
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