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"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please "a few pints sat in the quiet beer garden will soon fix that | |||
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"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please "no probs,here is a fry up  | |||
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"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please no probs,here is a fry up "you star now ill start on those pint with monkey  | |||
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"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please "No just drink, hair of the dog | |||
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"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please no probs,here is a fry up
you star now ill start on those pint with monkey "stella comeing up | |||
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"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please
No just drink, hair of the dog "Shush you! | |||
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"Mines a Vera Lynn... Lol" no probs sir,ice lemon and tonic?  | |||
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"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please
No just drink, hair of the dog
Shush you! "Make me ill have a jd with ice please  | |||
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"Hi bartender , may I buy a round of drinks here ? Oh dont forget nibbles for the ladies ... "loads of nuts for the ladies drinks all round peeps | |||
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"has anyone got change for jukebox!! and keep him over there away from it "its free tonight!! | |||
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"Please change the channel on the tv so we can have the darts on, I can't cope with anymore strictly!" x factor it is then  | |||
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lmfao | |||
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"theres a urinal blocked in gents again "uppps!!!whos got the plunger?? | |||
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"We are not on the pool table, we are under it................ #wifesknickersinbackpocket" we have got rooms up stairs for that sort of thing you know | |||
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"Can I have a vodka straight up please? Thank you "double comeing up my dear xx  | |||
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"We couldn't wait to get to a room...." can you go behind the bar for a min please,i seem to have miss laid my barmaids  | |||
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"Can I have a vodka straight up please? Thank you double comeing up my dear xx "double? Please make it a triple lol | |||
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"Can I have a vodka straight up please? Thank you double comeing up my dear xx
double? Please make it a triple lol "on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that? | |||
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"Can I have a vodka straight up please? Thank you double comeing up my dear xx
double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that? "oh if you can tempt me...maybe | |||
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"Can I have a vodka straight up please? Thank you double comeing up my dear xx
double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that?
oh if you can tempt me...maybe" | |||
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"Can I have a vodka straight up please? Thank you double comeing up my dear xx
double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that?
oh if you can tempt me...maybe "oh not going to?
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"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! "whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!! | |||
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"Can I have a vodka straight up please? Thank you double comeing up my dear xx
double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that? you can have as much nuts as you want my dear xxx
oh if you can tempt me...maybe
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"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!! "not sure i like the sound of that dearie!! Can't someone plunge me instead!! | |||
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"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!!
not sure i like the sound of that dearie!! Can't someone plunge me instead!! "can i have a drink please,i will plunge you later,when they have all gone home | |||
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"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!!
not sure i like the sound of that dearie!! Can't someone plunge me instead!! can i have a drink please,i will plunge you later,when they have all gone home "oh - go on then! What can I get you dearie?? | |||
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"Can i have a blue eyed monster please "Coming up sir! - As long as you're not too rat-arsed to give me your one-eyed snake later!! | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner "im here baby xxxx | |||
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"Can i have a blue eyed monster please
Coming up sir! - As long as you're not too rat-arsed to give me your one-eyed snake later!! "it will be a very hungry snake later | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner "not at all madam!! Come over her and prop up the bar! Crisps and a drink on the house??  | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx "hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol "perky paula needs to do her job and keep here hands off the punters | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol "I'm good at sharing!! | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol perky paula needs to do her job and keep here hands off the punters "Bloody hell!! Verbal warning already? That's quick, even for me!! | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol perky paula needs to do her job and keep here hands off the punters
Bloody hell!! Verbal warning already? That's quick, even for me!! "i will have you in the office later if i get any more lip | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol
I'm good at sharing!! "that's good to know. neither am I | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol
I'm good at sharing!!
that's good to know. neither am I "now jo!!let me give you a little tour upstairs | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol
I'm good at sharing!!
that's good to know. neither am I "Well you have him for now - if I get desperate there's the old guys in the corner playing dominoes!! | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol
I'm good at sharing!!
that's good to know. neither am I
Well you have him for now - if I get desperate there's the old guys in the corner playing dominoes!! "feel bad now. sorry | |||
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"guess im not worth tempting, maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx
hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol
I'm good at sharing!!
that's good to know. neither am I
Well you have him for now - if I get desperate there's the old guys in the corner playing dominoes!!
feel bad now. sorry "Not at all! Necraphilia is one of my few remaining fantasies to fulfill!! | |||
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"Paula is ok about it,she knows i allways saves the best for last "oh that makes me feel good | |||
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"Paula is ok about it,she knows i allways saves the best for last
oh that makes me feel good "You look fabulous to me hun!! Shall we walk off and leave him to it?? Xx | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please " comeing up,nuts with that?? | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? "as long as there your nuts x | |||
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"Paula is ok about it,she knows i allways saves the best for last
oh that makes me feel good
You look fabulous to me hun!! Shall we walk off and leave him to it?? Xx "im flattered but, sorry, I only play straight | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? "moved on rather quickly | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??
moved on rather quickly "i know - he's such a tart!! | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??
moved on rather quickly
i know - he's such a tart!! "ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him? | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts x"of course,they are a bit on the warm side is that ok?? | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??
moved on rather quickly
i know - he's such a tart!!
ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him? "on tonight's thread we only have mr Lion - and he is rather lovely! But you'd have to pm me for my top 5!! | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts x"Paula told those nuts we're worth every penny x | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x "would you like some more?? | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??
moved on rather quickly
i know - he's such a tart!!
ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him?
on tonight's thread we only have mr Lion - and he is rather lovely!
But you'd have to pm me for my top 5!! "will do now lol | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??
moved on rather quickly
i know - he's such a tart!!
ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him?
on tonight's thread we only have mr Lion - and he is rather lovely!
But you'd have to pm me for my top 5!!
will do now lol"Hope you're up for a bumpy ride!! | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? "are they salty | |||
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"Oi you over thare!!!! I told you last week,stop shagging on my bar!!!! "Oops - shall i stop now?? | |||
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"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy "Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits?? | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty "they are but very smooth ,so will go down well | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty they are but very smooth ,so will go down well "licking my lips already | |||
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"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx "Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? | |||
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"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx
Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? "its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty they are but very smooth ,so will go down well licking my lips already"Is there anything else I can sample please x | |||
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"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx
Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two "I can give it some prawn balls - will they do?? | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty they are but very smooth ,so will go down well licking my lips alreadyIs there anything else I can sample please x "well follow me up stairs its full of treats up thare | |||
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"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx
Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two
I can give it some prawn balls - will they do?? "as long as they are pink?? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]" will I be able to try what's on offer | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer or"or will I only get to look x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer "of course,you have first choice | |||
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"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx
Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two
I can give it some prawn balls - will they do?? as long as they are pink?? "Yep - pink and perky!! (Groan!) | |||
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"Will more men be joining later? lion has moved on and Paula has mentioned some very hot guys "oi you,im here to stay lmfao | |||
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"Will more men be joining later? lion has moved on and Paula has mentioned some very hot guys oi you,im here to stay lmfao " | |||
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"Will more men be joining later? lion has moved on and Paula has mentioned some very hot guys "Told you i was good at sharing!!  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice "i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x | |||
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"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy
Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits?? "special cheesy wotsits sound good to me | |||
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"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy
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special cheesy wotsits sound good to me "Honey wher've ya been? They've gone stale!! I'll grab you some fresh ones!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x "yes of course,i was saveing it for paula but first come first served,and your more than wellcome | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x "I could dip that in my drink... | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink..."carefull it doesn't melt though | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though "I know it's getting a bit hot in here | |||
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"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy
Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits??
special cheesy wotsits sound good to me
Honey wher've ya been? They've gone stale!! I'll grab you some fresh ones!! "dont get nothing stale in lions bar!!!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here "stick your head out the window,its cool out thare | |||
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"Oh mr Lion you have all the ladies lining up for you! Looks like we'll be having a reverse gang-bang after hours if no more men join us! "they are all bared lmao | |||
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"Oh mr Lion you have all the ladies lining up for you! Looks like we'll be having a reverse gang-bang after hours if no more men join us! they are all bared lmao "Ooooh - good tactical move!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here stick your head out the window,its cool out thare "am I aloud to take some clothing off instead | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here stick your head out the window,its cool out thare am I aloud to take some clothing off instead"dont worry i will remove them for you,saves you the trouble,thats part of lions service xx | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here stick your head out the window,its cool out thare am I aloud to take some clothing off insteaddont worry i will remove them for you,saves you the trouble,thats part of lions service xx "make sure you take them off nice and slow | |||
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"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! "well hellooooooo baby,your looking rather dishy tonight | |||
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"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol. "oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for?? | |||
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"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol.
oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for?? "well Hornyabc looks good. but me first please | |||
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"Good evening. Long Island Iced Tea if I may? " Another man!! Hallejujah!! Welcome sir! Coming right up!! | |||
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"Good evening. Long Island Iced Tea if I may? Another man!! Hallejujah!! Welcome sir! Coming right up!! "I saw your status, how could I resist. Thank you very much like Paula | |||
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"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol.
oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for??
well Hornyabc looks good. but me first please "Ah - forgot to mention him!! He is rather lovely!! | |||
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"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol.
oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for??
well Hornyabc looks good. but me first please
Ah - forgot to mention him!! He is rather lovely!!
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"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy
Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits??
special cheesy wotsits sound good to me
Honey wher've ya been? They've gone stale!! I'll grab you some fresh ones!! dont get nothing stale in lions bar!!!! "licks lips ... love sucking these and feel them melt in my mouth! another double spiced rum here please and some change for the pool table? and who fancies a game | |||
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"Good evening. Long Island Iced Tea if I may? Another man!! Hallejujah!! Welcome sir! Coming right up!!
I saw your status, how could I resist. Thank you very much like Paula "Very welcome!! One iced tea! Can i get you any nibbles with that?? | |||
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"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? "Well - mr lion's been saving his salty balls for a while??  | |||
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"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? "hi do you come here often x | |||
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"Pour me a pint paula. With the usual head please" Sorry gorgeous!! Missed ya!! My head not good enough?? | |||
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"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit?
Well - mr lion's been saving his salty balls for a while?? "Hmmm are they crispy with soft centres? | |||
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"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? hi do you come here often x "I'm embarrassed to say that this is the first time I've frequented this establishment | |||
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"can we see take the lovely paula to bed "course you can,fire away | |||
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"can we see take the lovely paula to bed "Not sure what time i knock off tonight guys! We may have to play in here! | |||
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"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? hi do you come here often x
I'm embarrassed to say that this is the first time I've frequented this establishment "your more than wellcome here my friend | |||
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"your more than wellcome here my friend "Thank you very kindly | |||
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"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit?
Well - mr lion's been saving his salty balls for a while??
Hmmm are they crispy with soft centres? "
I believe so but i've never tried them - yet!! | |||
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"I believe so but i've never tried them - yet!! "Hmmm I think I'll go with the crackling then | |||
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"Evening all! Paula double whiskey neat if possible xx" Mine's very neat!! Oh? - you mean the whisky?? Coming right up sir!! | |||
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"oii who do I have to shag round here to get another double and change for the pool table???? *taps impatiently on the bar* "im at your service | |||
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"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? hi do you come here often x
I'm embarrassed to say that this is the first time I've frequented this establishment "snap I was invited by paula she said there would be a good crowd in. Have you seen anything here that takes your fancy or are you just browsing | |||
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"Evening all! Paula double whiskey neat if possible xx Mine's very neat!! Oh? - you mean the whisky?? Coming right up sir!! "If there's any ice in that glass a spanking will be handed out later | |||
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"Wot kinda pub is this @ all????? Pmsl x" A virtual one - with virtual hangovers!! | |||
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"snap I was invited by paula she said there would be a good crowd in. Have you seen anything here that takes your fancy or are you just browsing "Oh, I've certainly had my interest peaked. I'm a sucker for batted eyelids | |||
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"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants "About bloody time, Am dying of thirst here
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"I'm in, my nite is turning virtual x" well helloooo,and wellcome to the horny lion,let me get you a drink and i will give you a tour of the pub,upstairs is rather nice too | |||
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"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants
About bloody time,
Am dying of thirst here
And thank you" welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me | |||
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"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants
About bloody time,
Am dying of thirst here
And thank you
welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me "Are you trying to get me d*unk | |||
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"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants
About bloody time,
Am dying of thirst here
And thank you
welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me
Are you trying to get me d*unk "um maybe lol | |||
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"Mines a Vera Lynn... Lolno probs sir,ice lemon and tonic? "why not | |||
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"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants
About bloody time,
Am dying of thirst here
And thank you
welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me
Are you trying to get me d*unk
um maybe lol "Well Sambuca's for everyone Its on me | |||
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"Mines a Vera Lynn... Lolno probs sir,ice lemon and tonic? why not"comeing up sir | |||
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"Well Sambuca's for everyone Its on me "Ooooh flaming Sambucas I hope? | |||
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"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants
About bloody time,
Am dying of thirst here
And thank you
welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me
Are you trying to get me d*unk
um maybe lol
Well Sambuca's for everyone
Its on me "now its a party! | |||
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"anyone fancy a game of pool while those horny buggers are off it? *hitches up skirt and straightens stockings*" You can break ... just make sure you bend over the cue properly | |||
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"TIME AT THE BAR PLEASE!!!!!!! "Tequila slammers for everyone please! | |||
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"TIME AT THE BAR PLEASE!!!!!!! "already. I was hoping to take either Hornyabc or scrumdiddlyumptious upstairs | |||
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