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By *lan43sum OP Man
over a year ago
Leicester |
Here's one for a wet Monday. Even if you hate maths give this some thought.
When we have sex the mans cock goes in and out by maybe a total of 8 inches per thrust. The average length of time spent shagging is maybe 7 minutes? If we make 30 thrusts per minute that means 240 inches of cock. Over 7 minutes that means 1680 inches of pussy pounding cock (or 140 feet)
For those of you who go on longer..just do the maths and you won't need a new boiler cos you'll be generating enough heat
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By *lan43sum OP Man
over a year ago
Leicester |
"Someone clearly has way too much time on their hands lol"
Awww don't you think I'll get many folk keeping count next time they are playing? lol. I was hoping to do some research as well.
What else is there to do on a cold wet Monday?
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By *lan43sum OP Man
over a year ago
Leicester |
OK to wind this up to an even geekier height. Lets agree that the sex act needs 140 feet of cock and pussy interaction. So 3 times a week? 150 times a year for 50 years means finally 200 miles of sexy sliding. About the same as rubbing yourself all the way up the M6.
I promise I'm not getting off on these exciting numbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am designing a 'cockometer (tm)' as we speak
Like a pedometer that measures walking
But this measures wanking
And, of course, other filthy business
It will have a vibrating feature and clit stim too
USB output and wifi to download to the 99p app for smartphones (android only as apple don't like filth it seems!)
Slips over yer cock
Turn on n turn on then slip in
Available in various colours n flavours
Monthly prize for greatest length
Just off to Kickstarter for mi funding
OP I'll give you a bung (monetary)
Ebay shop up soon
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