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THE HORNY LION PUBLIC HOUSE

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello peeps and wellcome,come in and have a chat and a drink,get to know eachother,drinks are on the house tonight!!!! Now i have to pop out for a bit so i have left someone in charge,be nice peeps and no funny buisness,i will be back later,enjoy and have fun,yours truly lion xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bars open what's everyone having

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double southern comfort lemonade and lime please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coming right up

sit down and make yourself comfortable xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like a Beer, please...?

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By *overs14Couple over a year ago

norwich

A vodka and tonic would be lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like a Beer, please...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A vodka and tonic would be lovely x"

Would you like ice with that?

Now why don't you all get acquainted x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoo..A white wine spritza please...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like we're in for a fun night

someone be kind enough to turn some music on please

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By *overs14Couple over a year ago

norwich

"A vodka and tonic would be lovely x

Would you like ice with that?

Now why don't you all get acquainted x"

Yes please and a slice of lemon if you have it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka &diet please, no lemon. He'll have a London Pride.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A vodka and tonic would be lovely x

Would you like ice with that?

Now why don't you all get acquainted x

Yes please and a slice of lemon if you have it x"

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Hello peeps and wellcome,come in and have a chat and a drink,get to know eachother,drinks are on the house tonight!!!! Now i have to pop out for a bit so i have left someone in charge,be nice peeps and no funny buisness,i will be back later,enjoy and have fun,yours truly lion xx

"
Guinness with a frothy head would be nice . Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morgans spice n please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A double jack Daniels and and great conversation please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinks coming right up

and did we forget to mention there is some private rooms for those who'd like to get abit better acquainted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks coming right up

and did we forget to mention there is some private rooms for those who'd like to get a bit better acquainted

Yes...!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on sexy peeps the night is young and we need to liven things up a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks coming right up

and did we forget to mention there is some private rooms for those who'd like to get abit better acquainted

"
sits in corner with fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks coming right up

and did we forget to mention there is some private rooms for those who'd like to get abit better acquainted

sits in corner with fingers crossed

I'm sure it won't take too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a sex on the beach?

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Pint of Fosters, a jagerbomb and a blowjob pls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about a sex on the beach?"

Sounds good but who'd look after the bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of Fosters, a jagerbomb and a blowjob pls"

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By *adystephanieTV/TS over a year ago

glos

A nicely chilled Chardonnay please

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

Jack Daniels and with some ice pls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of Fosters, a jagerbomb and a blowjob pls"
(links her lips) cumming right up

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Pint of Fosters, a jagerbomb and a blowjob pls(links her lips) cumming right up

hehehe!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So who's gunna start the conversation? X

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"So who's gunna start the conversation? X"

If asking for a pint of fosters a jager and nosh isn't a good conversational starter I don't know what is haha!

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

"So who's gunna start the conversation? X"

I'm here with my drink waiting for someone to have a good chat with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a quiz? Love a good pub quiz.

And I'll have some pork scratchings please barperson. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who's gunna start the conversation? X

If asking for a pint of fosters a jager and nosh isn't a good conversational starter I don't know what is haha!

Well personally I'd call that introductions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a quiz? Love a good pub quiz.

And I'll have some pork scratchings please barperson. Cheers

Yeah sounds like a great idea would you like to be quizmaster?

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

"Is there a quiz? Love a good pub quiz.

And I'll have some pork scratchings please barperson. Cheers

Yeah, Guinness first though ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who's gunna start the conversation? X

I'm here with my drink waiting for someone to have a good chat with

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a quiz? Love a good pub quiz.

And I'll have some pork scratchings please barperson. Cheers

Yeah, Guinness first though ...

Coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

"So who's gunna start the conversation? X

I'm here with my drink waiting for someone to have a good chat with

Well hello

Why hello .... What times this quiz start??

(Checks out your damn fine body as you look round)

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

For Christ's sake, someone turns Strictly off the TV!!!!!!!!!!!! We need more appropriate viewing for a swingers pub!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner."

I'm sure one of these fine men would like to accompany you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For Christ's sake, someone turns Strictly off the TV!!!!!!!!!!!! We need more appropriate viewing for a swingers pub!"

Pmsl what would you recommend?

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner."

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"For Christ's sake, someone turns Strictly off the TV!!!!!!!!!!!! We need more appropriate viewing for a swingers pub!

Pmsl what would you recommend? "

I've got some good DVD's that may set the mood....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a pint of Stella and does.anyone wanna come the toilets for a couple of lines?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh is it starting to get hot in here or is it just me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For Christ's sake, someone turns Strictly off the TV!!!!!!!!!!!! We need more appropriate viewing for a swingers pub!

Pmsl what would you recommend?

I've got some good DVD's that may set the mood...."

Good idea pop them on

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Oh is it starting to get hot in here or is it just me

No it's not just you, I lost my boxers at least 10 minutes ago!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of Stella and does.anyone wanna come the toilets for a couple of lines?"

Sorry there will be none of that in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh is it starting to get hot in here or is it just me

No it's not just you, I lost my boxers at least 10 minutes ago!"

I think I may need to go get changed into something a little less..... hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of Stella and does.anyone wanna come the toilets for a couple of lines?

Sorry there will be none of that in here "

You mean the Stella...?? Terrible stuff....

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Oh is it starting to get hot in here or is it just me

No it's not just you, I lost my boxers at least 10 minutes ago!

I think I may need to go get changed into something a little less..... hot

hehehe!!!!

Do you need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh is it starting to get hot in here or is it just me

No it's not just you, I lost my boxers at least 10 minutes ago!

I think I may need to go get changed into something a little less..... hot

hehehe!!!!

Do you need a hand?"

Maybe two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

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By *ubybabyCouple over a year ago

lincoln ish

Gin lime and soda please and a good seat xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner."

You can come joine as the drinks are going down nicely and id love to go down on you

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Oh is it starting to get hot in here or is it just me

No it's not just you, I lost my boxers at least 10 minutes ago!

I think I may need to go get changed into something a little less..... hot

hehehe!!!!

Do you need a hand?

Maybe two

Oh we are happy to lend a hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone make yourself at home drinks are on there way x

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

May vist one of the dark corners in the pub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

You can come joine as the drinks are going down nicely and id love to go down on you "

Well

Id have to put my drink down first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May vist one of the dark corners in the pub

(Dims the lights just to set a more relaxed atmosphere)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A double jack Daniels and and great conversation please

"
..my kinda guy!...

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

"May vist one of the dark corners in the pub

(Dims the lights just to set a more relaxed atmosphere)

Pulls you into the corner as your a looking good in your less hot outfit

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Where have my boxer shorts gone??

oh well, a naked evening for me then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

You can come joine as the drinks are going down nicely and id love to go down on you

Well

Id have to put my drink down first"

You carry on drinking ill be gentle with you till youve finished

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May vist one of the dark corners in the pub

(Dims the lights just to set a more relaxed atmosphere)

Pulls you into the corner as your a looking good in your less hot outfit

Ooo someone watch the bar please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where have my boxer shorts gone??

oh well, a naked evening for me then!"

Well to be honest they probably wouldn't have been on for long anyway

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Where have my boxer shorts gone??

oh well, a naked evening for me then!

Well to be honest they probably wouldn't have been on for long anyway

Compliments will get you everywhere

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

"May vist one of the dark corners in the pub

(Dims the lights just to set a more relaxed atmosphere)

Pulls you into the corner as your a looking good in your less hot outfit

Ooo someone watch the bar please

Mad someone is watching the bar if you want to face the wall I will see if that arse feels as good as it looks

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but that's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No alcohol for me,I'm babysitting tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"No alcohol for me,I'm babysitting tonight "

Tea or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No alcohol for me,I'm babysitting tonight "

OK soft drink coming right up

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Private rooms are now open

It's too early for a private room, I make it orgy o'clock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

Hows that work then..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

Hows that work then..?"

I will leave that for you to decide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

Hows that work then..?

I will leave that for you to decide

Meh...!! I need clues....

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

Hows that work then..?"

....Always best to pre book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

Hows that work then..?

I will leave that for you to decide

Meh...!! I need clues....

Well why don't you mingle for a while get to know a few people then go from there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

Hows that work then..?

I will leave that for you to decide

Meh...!! I need clues....

Well why don't you mingle for a while get to know a few people then go from there

Good Eye Deer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but tha

t's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Private rooms are now open

Hows that work then..?

....Always best to pre book

No need for that I'm in charge hehe (well for the time being anyway)

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

Guinness is excellent . Clothes off now and ready to go to private room if anyone wants to join. Will look after bar later to give others a chance . Condoms ready.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for another drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for another drink?"
need a hand x

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Anyone for another drink?"
. One Guinness with frothy head Last one

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Anyone for another drink?"

Fosters please and a jager chaser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for another drink?need a hand x"

Yes please your a life saver x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for another drink?need a hand x

Yes please your a life saver x"
your more than welcome right ladies and gents what will it be don't be shy we,re here to serve you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for another drink?need a hand x

Yes please your a life saver xyour more than welcome right ladies and gents what will it be don't be shy we,re here to serve you x"

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Can I be served again please???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be served again please???

"
certainly what is your poison?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for another drink?"

Hey up! So ill just have an orange juice seen as though im too young for bar maid!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Can I be served again please???

certainly what is your poison?"

Pint of lager and an hour of naughtiness please hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for another drink?

Hey up! So ill just have an orange juice seen as though im too young for bar maid!

ha"

I'm sure there will be a sexy lady here for you somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be served again please???

certainly what is your poison?

Pint of lager and an hour of naughtiness please hehe"

Oh just as soon as my shift finishes

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

What are my wife's knickers doing on that barstool?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oo ar! Well if she comes calling she can bring some roasted peanuts too!

Two peanuts walking down street... one was assaulted!

Is there a juke box in this boozer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just put out some nibbles if anyone wants them

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Can I be served again please???

certainly what is your poison?

Pint of lager and an hour of naughtiness please hehe

Oh just as soon as my shift finishes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ill have a pitcher of beer playing catch up here

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Just put out some nibbles if anyone wants them

yummy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brb just going to change the barrels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ill have a pitcher of beer playing catch up here"

Is that landlord?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just put out some nibbles if anyone wants them

Are they salted...??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ill have a pitcher of beer playing catch up here"
on its way x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brb just going to change the barrels

Off for a jimmy riddle then ha?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just put out some nibbles if anyone wants them

Are they salted...??

"
not yet

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"Brb just going to change the barrels

Can I come to the cellar for a fumble?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I have a pint of Naughtiness, to start with, please....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right back you lovely bunch so who's up for abit of fun??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right back you lovely bunch so who's up for abit of fun??"

Me, me....!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on then Kelly let's get this club rocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on then Kelly let's get this club rocking

"
I'll just line up a few drinks then I'll be there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinks flowing, music playing come on ladies and gentlemen let's have some fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it karoake night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Town after aswell ha?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks flowing, music playing come on ladies and gentlemen let's have some fun

Im game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think we have a closing time and if your willing to sing let's hear you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks flowing, music playing come on ladies and gentlemen let's have some fun

Im game

Well let the games begin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Town after aswell ha?"
so what you drinking young man?? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks flowing, music playing come on ladies and gentlemen let's have some fun

Im game

Well let the games begin

what we playing? im a fan of strip twister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks flowing, music playing come on ladies and gentlemen let's have some fun

Im game

Well let the games begin

what we playing? im a fan of strip twister"

I'm up for that anyone else??

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By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool"

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Town after aswell ha?so what you drinking young man?? X"

Im not drinking tonight im boring ha! But i might have a few pints im driving home u see. So one pint off copper dragon for me ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Town after aswell ha?so what you drinking young man?? X

Im not drinking tonight im boring ha! But i might have a few pints im driving home u see. So one pint off copper dragon for me ha

Coming right up

but you could always stay in one of the rooms and drive home in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys"

So who's first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys

So who's first

Oh no i fell down! item number one coming off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys

So who's first

Oh no i fell down! item number one coming off

Mmmm let me undo that for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pint of non alcoholic ginger bear and change for the duke box - any requests?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys

So who's first

Oh no i fell down! item number one coming off

Mmmm let me undo that for you

Be my guest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Town after aswell ha?so what you drinking young man?? X

Im not drinking tonight im boring ha! But i might have a few pints im driving home u see. So one pint off copper dragon for me ha

Coming right up

but you could always stay in one of the rooms and drive home in the morning

And which rooms will these be?? Will anyone else be stopping ha? Or are they all irish and drink and drive! Ha

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By *erotic_adventureMan over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Grey Goose vodka on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cherry brandy and please

I'll sit quietly in the corner.

There's no corners...its a big round room. No hiding place

But dark corners are fun

Yeah I know, but that's where the biggest spiders are

There's always the snug bar at the back

Ooo ill go hide in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Town after aswell ha?so what you drinking young man?? X

Im not drinking tonight im boring ha! But i might have a few pints im driving home u see. So one pint off copper dragon for me ha

Coming right up

but you could always stay in one of the rooms and drive home in the morning

And which rooms will these be?? Will anyone else be stopping ha? Or are they all irish and drink and drive! Ha"

Private rooms

and you never know someone might come and keep you company

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grey Goose vodka on the rocks please

It's on its way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys

So who's first

Oh no i fell down! item number one coming off

Mmmm let me undo that for you

Be my guest

Teeth or hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What some other d*unken reck ha?

Bring me whisky anyway ive had enough of fannying around! Just leave bottle aswell and put it on tab ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooooh - sorry I'm late guys!! Supposed to be the not-so-busty barmaid but i'm probably gonna get my p45 already!! Can I join in for a few mins before I go out to party please??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

"
one beer....any nibbles ? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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I was giving the nibbles out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

one beer....any nibbles ? X"

What would you like to nibble honey??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

one beer....any nibbles ? X

What would you like to nibble honey??

"
I was offering the nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

one beer....any nibbles ? X"

!!!! - Well... err... go one then.... What can I nibble...???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

one beer....any nibbles ? X

!!!! - Well... err... go one then.... What can I nibble...???

"
take your pick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

one beer....any nibbles ? X

!!!! - Well... err... go one then.... What can I nibble...???

Well we have a large, quality selection on the forum already sir - so what can i tempt you with??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys

So who's first

Oh no i fell down! item number one coming off

Mmmm let me undo that for you

Be my guest

Teeth or hands

Whats coming off? Ill let you choose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any chance of another beer, over here.....??

one beer....any nibbles ? X

!!!! - Well... err... go one then.... What can I nibble...???

Well we have a large, quality selection on the forum already sir - so what can i tempt you with??

Oh, I am easily tempted, I am afraid.... Large - and quality... deary me....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im feeling over dressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Evening all,pint please barmaid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to the toilet... Bathroom atendant convinced me to give him a quid with 'no spray no lay' so... I am ready gurls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

Not True... looks very existent IMHO....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

Not True... looks very existent IMHO...."

Ok - existant if you have good eyesight!! I look better from behind!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

Not True... looks very existent IMHO....

Ok - existant if you have good eyesight!! I look better from behind!!

My eyesight is sufficient, I assure you, even wearing glasses. The rear view is delectable, though...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strip twister eh???

I am worried I may get done for cheating as I am naked already lool

Your eager

I'm close myself to be fair

Its ok the rules are there to be broken guys

So who's first

Oh no i fell down! item number one coming off

Mmmm let me undo that for you

Be my guest

Teeth or hands

Whats coming off? Ill let you choose

Think I'll start at the top and work my way down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

"
i will have a jd and please,have you filled up the condom machines in the toilets yet??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry had to pop out for a few mins had to see to my rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

i will have a jd and please,have you filled up the condom machines in the toilets yet??

All filled up xx

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By *otogpMan over a year ago

colchester

Hi like a vodka redbull

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

i will have a jd and please,have you filled up the condom machines in the toilets yet??

All filled up xx"
thats good,have you put wet wipes in all the rooms??x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry had to pop out for a few mins had to see to my rabbit

Your.... 'Rabbit'....?? And what sort of rabbit, prey, was it....??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi like a vodka redbull"
comeing up sir,any nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

i will have a jd and please,have you filled up the condom machines in the toilets yet??

All filled up xxthats good,have you put wet wipes in all the rooms??x"

Yessir!!! Expecting it to get messy in here??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So has my shift finished? Can I join in on the fun?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry had to pop out for a few mins had to see to my rabbit

Your.... 'Rabbit'....?? And what sort of rabbit, prey, was it....??

A big white...... fluffy one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry had to pop out for a few mins had to see to my rabbit

Your.... 'Rabbit'....?? And what sort of rabbit, prey, was it....??

A big white...... fluffy one lol

Not Roger then....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So has my shift finished? Can I join in on the fun?

Yessss....!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry had to pop out for a few mins had to see to my rabbit

Your.... 'Rabbit'....?? And what sort of rabbit, prey, was it....??

A big white...... fluffy one lol

Not Roger then....?

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all,pint please barmaid

Oooh certainly sir ( flickers eyelashes) what can i tempt you with?? ( pushes out non-existant chest!!)

i will have a jd and please,have you filled up the condom machines in the toilets yet??

All filled up xxthats good,have you put wet wipes in all the rooms??x

Yessir!!! Expecting it to get messy in here??

"
thats ok,we got a pile of sand out the back

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