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Committing Fabicide
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So... Firstly I (that's me, not you, not some bright spark down the pub not some uber popular fab forumer but ME), have invented the word Fabicide
FABICIDE
Line breaks: fab¦i|side
Pronunciation: /'fab-e-side
Adjective
To do something on fab swingers.com through either your profile, forum posting or status message that leads to the "death" of your online swinging potential
"smythofwords committed fabicide when he decided to post on his status message that he was bored with the same old pictures and profiles of the same old people in Devon" 
So thinking of creative ways to commit fabicide.... aside from the whiny "single guy can't get a meet" ad-infinitum dull unimaginative posts and my profile are there any other inventive ways of committing this new verb? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So... Firstly I (that's me, not you, not some bright spark down the pub not some uber popular fab forumer but ME), have invented the word Fabicide
FABICIDE
Line breaks: fab¦i|side
Pronunciation: /'fab-e-side
Adjective
To do something on fab swingers.com through either your profile, forum posting or status message that leads to the "death" of your online swinging potential
"smythofwords committed fabicide when he decided to post on his status message that he was bored with the same old pictures and profiles of the same old people in Devon"
So thinking of creative ways to commit fabicide.... aside from the whiny "single guy can't get a meet" ad-infinitum dull unimaginative posts and my profile are there any other inventive ways of committing this new verb?"
"I hope this dose of clap clears up in time for my next bareback gang bang. I was itching like buggery during yesterday's one" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why are all the women here so far up their own arses it looks like a load of fleshy doughnuts? I send out decent messages asking to kick their back doors in but never get a reply. Frigid bitches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mourn as temptingdevil and justjodie swell the ranks of the fallen, rest until you dream up new profiles and secure new pics""
To be fair, Tempting Devil was a pariah to begin with as she's half man, half woman, all sex fiend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake
Smells like fish,tastes like chicken "
Depends on the girl xD |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"pregnantsex leapt from the pillar of common sense and dashed himself oo'er the rocks of cheap comedy, such a shame, such a waste, press palms together and leave thought for a foolhardy soldier of swing" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake
Smells like fish,tastes like chicken "
Did someone say chicken. I'm in!
...wonder if salmonella is an STI.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake
Smells like fish,tastes like chicken
Depends on the girl xD"
It's from a film |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake
Smells like fish,tastes like chicken
Did someone say chicken. I'm in!
...wonder if salmonella is an STI.
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Do you really want to find out??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake
Smells like fish,tastes like chicken
Did someone say chicken. I'm in!
...wonder if salmonella is an STI.
Do you really want to find out?? "
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You will never see me commit fabicide, as I could not live without all the tarts on here that will shag for the price of a cuppa.
Just off to start a series of look at me threads. First one entitled 'Does looking at my cock pic make your knickers sop ?'
Guaranteed to pull in clunge, that one  |
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"You will never see me commit fabicide, as I could not live without all the tarts on here that will shag for the price of a cuppa.
Just off to start a series of look at me threads. First one entitled 'Does looking at my cock pic make your knickers sop ?'
Guaranteed to pull in clunge, that one "
Impressive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The drum rolls; the call is made the following members, no longer laid; popeye69; _itz; belle4u; nonewwinks. A statue in their honour lies flaccid in the barren garden of the lost" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear rockinluv has suffocated himself in the black bin bag of misadventure, he is mourned most by his leather gloves and collection of cable ties, peace" |
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"Mourn as temptingdevil and justjodie swell the ranks of the fallen, rest until you dream up new profiles and secure new pics"
To be fair, Tempting Devil was a pariah to begin with as she's half man, half woman, all sex fiend "
Oi you!!!
I had tbat chopped off. I'm a real girl now. 
And the proof is on the mantelpiece in a jar of formaldehyde. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well its my birthday and no one has even thought to have offered me so much as a birthday blowjob. That's it! I'm leaving the site as soon as my subscription expires |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"raise glass in cheer for Gloswingers; for of all the hurried rushing fools, status messaging their doom their destination brings more play; swinging from beyond the grave" |
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"You will never see me commit fabicide, as I could not live without all the tarts on here that will shag for the price of a cuppa.
Just off to start a series of look at me threads. First one entitled 'Does looking at my cock pic make your knickers sop ?'
Guaranteed to pull in clunge, that one "
lolol |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Fabicide by status...
Good news, my minge scabs have healed, and the green discharge has gone for now, drowned in a sea of super heavy, clotted period blood... 4 super tampons in my clunge at once, who is up for going down? Will offer anal for a clit licking! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Three more depart this swinging coil, hand in hand they fell, weep for their souls are fleeting only lingering acrid smell; rise up _adybee77; rise up feckwitty; rise up _eddonistik; lost to us you are" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fabicide status: "Never worry about the scabs, just pick them off off and eat them. They're really quite chewy, and as a bonus you can was them down with the genital discharge" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabicide status: "Never worry about the scabs, just pick them off off and eat them. They're really quite chewy, and as a bonus you can was them down with the genital discharge" "
Bit sick now! |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Apparently a bird in the bush isn't better than one on the hand... Or so the local constabulary advised. Can't wait for the restraining order to be lifted, and allowed off curfew... All over one small bunny too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Status update, just got the results back from the docs, should be Chlamydia free soon. Prefer guys who prefer bareback, any takers, cos I love to give ?Share the love and all that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As the bugle boy plays reveile and wakes us from our beds; 4 more body bags are piled up outside, it's time to mourn our dead, Wantonlad; Keenfucktographer; Domcoyote; beanlayedcandypuss. All fell overnight, now remove their soulless carcases and briefly mourn their plight" |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"forget "fabicide"...
I just want to see a top quality "flounce"!!! haven't seen one of them in ages!! "
Last time I did a proper flounce I twisted my ankle, fell headfirst and knocked my two front teeth out. Flouncing is not worth it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"forget "fabicide"...
I just want to see a top quality "flounce"!!! haven't seen one of them in ages!! "
Oh Fabio, you could have just said "I own a Prius"  |
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By *om8420Man
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"So... Firstly I (that's me, not you, not some bright spark down the pub not some uber popular fab forumer but ME), have invented the word Fabicide
FABICIDE
Line breaks: fab¦i|side
Pronunciation: /'fab-e-side
Adjective
To do something on fab swingers.com through either your profile, forum posting or status message that leads to the "death" of your online swinging potential
"smythofwords committed fabicide when he decided to post on his status message that he was bored with the same old pictures and profiles of the same old people in Devon"
So thinking of creative ways to commit fabicide.... aside from the whiny "single guy can't get a meet" ad-infinitum dull unimaginative posts and my profile are there any other inventive ways of committing this new verb?"
The pedant in me says Fabicide is a noun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A single male update with no veris that says "I am picky and I have standards and morals. If you fuck loads of others; do one! If the ones you have seen have fucked loads of others; do one!"
Place the insult everyone gun at head and pull trigger.  |
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