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You know your spending too much time on Fab, when.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.
I'll start off with..
...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.
(Easy mistake to make) |
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"Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.
I'll start off with..
...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.
(Easy mistake to make)"
Genuine lol!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you find yourself winking at people in Sainsbury!! (other supermarkets are also available)"
I winked at someone the other day, as we approached each other down a narrow corridor.
she spread her arms out wide, so I couldn't get passed. Yes, she 'blocked' me. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"When you find yourself winking at people in Sainsbury!! (other supermarkets are also available)
I winked at someone the other day, as we approached each other down a narrow corridor.
she spread her arms out wide, so I couldn't get passed. Yes, she 'blocked' me."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you find yourself winking at people in Sainsbury!! (other supermarkets are also available)
I winked at someone the other day, as we approached each other down a narrow corridor.
she spread her arms out wide, so I couldn't get passed. Yes, she 'blocked' me."
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"Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.
I'll start off with..
...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.
(Easy mistake to make)"
When you haven't seen the sun for 72 hours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.
I'll start off with..
...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.
(Easy mistake to make)"
Youve burnt the 'FabSwingers' header permenantly on your screen letting everyone know your a perv even when its turned off haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you check your diary and realise you will move heaven and earth to make sure appointments don't clash with your club visits, and out of character snapping at people who say do it such a day, you've got nothing else on!
True story - and a plug as I have a launch day at Townhouse club on the 29th 10.30am for Milf Monday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you cant help but wonder that every female or couple you come across are also swingers? Rationalising in your head that it perfectly normal asking them if they're also on Fab!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story... one of my students answered the following question: "What does asl stands for when the lighthouse is located 50m asl" with "age, sex, location"... Of course, the correct answer was "above sea level"... How many of you would have that wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you giggle if someone mentions the word fab,bbc or three some
Yes! Me too. Plus I can't helping smiling at Dorothy Perkins bags. "
Lol, I quite enjoy 'Dorothy Perkins'   |
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but 
if u turn up in your NSFW clothes
too much