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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Interesting subject.
I think I have meaty ones and feel a little embarrassed about them actually  "
Never be embarrassed. Kinda gutted u don't have a pic and u live so far away.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A girl who we met on here used to call hers her Bomber doors , they were big and hung down but I used to love sucking on them it didn't half make her moan
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you measure your flaps?? 
If you sit on someones face and they cover the pillow each side then it may be safe to say you can call them meaty"
I'm liking that approach! |
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"I do and I don't particularly like them, they get in the way when I am riding my bike  "
You can get those shroud things that fit on the mudguards and stop things getting caught in the rear wheel 
Google 'Bike coat protectors' |
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"I do and I don't particularly like them, they get in the way when I am riding my bike
You can get those shroud things that fit on the mudguards and stop things getting caught in the rear wheel
Google 'Bike coat protectors'"
I mean when I sit on the saddle I have to tuck them in they don't dangle over the wheels cheeky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol ive had experiences where ive come out a swimming pool or the sea and the blasted things have dangled out my bikini .. serves me right for wearing itsy bitsy bikini bottoms I suppose lol |
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"lol ive had experiences where ive come out a swimming pool or the sea and the blasted things have dangled out my bikini .. serves me right for wearing itsy bitsy bikini bottoms I suppose lol"
Or even worse is when at a waterpark and come off a slide and madly trying to fix your pants before anyone notices.  |
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By *icjMan
over a year ago
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"I want to know what mine would be described as now. What constitutes meaty "
when you lower yourself to somebody's face and he or she can see the lips swaying no matter how little they are, thats like seeing jelly dessert jiggling in a plate as the waiter bring it to your table yummmmmm never had the guts to lick it before i savor it in a restaurant though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That is all
It doesn't appeal then, CP?
You left off 30, the term meaty flaps does not appeal, not in the slightest
What do you mean by I leftf off 30? "
You called me CP so I am assuming yoy meant CP30 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eww no sprry i just dont think its attractive and surely its not comfortable when walking but they probably get how men have to walk lol sorry but really come on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eww no sprry i just dont think its attractive and surely its not comfortable when walking but they probably get how men have to walk lol sorry but really come on "
What do you mean? Especially the last bit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eww no sprry i just dont think its attractive and surely its not comfortable when walking but they probably get how men have to walk lol sorry but really come on
What do you mean? Especially the last bit
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Lol I mean men must find it it awkward and uncomfortable walking with balls between their legs so women must have the same problem with as the men say 'meaty flaps ' dangling and rubbing between their legs uncomfortable too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps ' "
What has that got to do with anything?
Also im having a bet with a mate and could win some money,how many more times do you think you are going to post that you don't like meaty flaps? Just so I can stand a chance 
How do you even know you havn't got them yourself
Have you compared them with many other women to see? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
What has that got to do with anything?
Also im having a bet with a mate and could win some money,how many more times do you think you are going to post that you don't like meaty flaps? Just so I can stand a chance
How do you even know you havn't got them yourself
Have you compared them with many other women to see?"
Lol everyone has an opinion I have mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
What has that got to do with anything?
Also im having a bet with a mate and could win some money,how many more times do you think you are going to post that you don't like meaty flaps? Just so I can stand a chance
How do you even know you havn't got them yourself
Have you compared them with many other women to see?
Lol everyone has an opinion I have mine "
Are you a gynaecologist then? How does it work that childbirth causes meaty flaps? I worked in gynae for a while,don't remember the consultants warning women about meaty flaps,or everyone opting for C sections just incase |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
What has that got to do with anything?
Also im having a bet with a mate and could win some money,how many more times do you think you are going to post that you don't like meaty flaps? Just so I can stand a chance
How do you even know you havn't got them yourself
Have you compared them with many other women to see?
Lol everyone has an opinion I have mine
Are you a gynaecologist then? How does it work that childbirth causes meaty flaps? I worked in gynae for a while,don't remember the consultants warning women about meaty flaps,or everyone opting for C sections just incase"
Lol why do some people get emotional I was only saying i didn't opt for the section I had pre-eclampsia so had no choice plus my kids were breech and premature |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps ' "
I had 3 normal births with above average birth weights. Didn't make a difference to my flaps. Or did you mean you are glad the midwives didn't have to see your meaty flaps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
I had 3 normal births with above average birth weights. Didn't make a difference to my flaps. Or did you mean you are glad the midwives didn't have to see your meaty flaps? "
Haha nice one thanks for the giggle |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
I had 3 normal births with above average birth weights. Didn't make a difference to my flaps. Or did you mean you are glad the midwives didn't have to see your meaty flaps?
Haha nice one thanks for the giggle "
I am confused now....do you mean you have had a giggle because you think flaps DO get bigger with childbirth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
What has that got to do with anything?
Also im having a bet with a mate and could win some money,how many more times do you think you are going to post that you don't like meaty flaps? Just so I can stand a chance
How do you even know you havn't got them yourself
Have you compared them with many other women to see?
Lol everyone has an opinion I have mine
Are you a gynaecologist then? How does it work that childbirth causes meaty flaps? I worked in gynae for a while,don't remember the consultants warning women about meaty flaps,or everyone opting for C sections just incase
Lol why do some people get emotional I was only saying i didn't opt for the section I had pre-eclampsia so had no choice plus my kids were breech and premature "
Not emotional at all
Just asking a question about your claim
Why do some people claim their right to an opinion but don't like it when someone else has theirs and its challenging? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
I had 3 normal births with above average birth weights. Didn't make a difference to my flaps. Or did you mean you are glad the midwives didn't have to see your meaty flaps?
Haha nice one thanks for the giggle "
You found that funny? I was asking a serious question as your comment wasn't clear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
I had 3 normal births with above average birth weights. Didn't make a difference to my flaps. Or did you mean you are glad the midwives didn't have to see your meaty flaps?
Haha nice one thanks for the giggle
I am confused now....do you mean you have had a giggle because you think flaps DO get bigger with childbirth?"
Lol I had a giggle coz some people are getting abit emotional just coz I had an opinion which is a free country lol so I'm going to chat to my friends who know I'm truthful and can have a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its also a bit sad that you were glad to have pre eclampsia so you couldn't have your children naturally "
Erm no I didn't say that I was glad do you seriously think I wanted premature babies no I didn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez! I didn't even know they came in more than one size?? So how do you know if they're small, medium or large?? Shouldn't Marks and Spencer be doing a size guide or something? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
I had 3 normal births with above average birth weights. Didn't make a difference to my flaps. Or did you mean you are glad the midwives didn't have to see your meaty flaps?
Haha nice one thanks for the giggle
I am confused now....do you mean you have had a giggle because you think flaps DO get bigger with childbirth?
Lol I had a giggle coz some people are getting abit emotional just coz I had an opinion which is a free country lol so I'm going to chat to my friends who know I'm truthful and can have a laugh "
Errr ok then.
It is a shame you couldn't offer your opinion to the questions asked of you though as your comments are not really relevant or making any sense to your original posts, but enjoy your chatting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
I had 3 normal births with above average birth weights. Didn't make a difference to my flaps. Or did you mean you are glad the midwives didn't have to see your meaty flaps?
Haha nice one thanks for the giggle
I am confused now....do you mean you have had a giggle because you think flaps DO get bigger with childbirth?
Lol I had a giggle coz some people are getting abit emotional just coz I had an opinion which is a free country lol so I'm going to chat to my friends who know I'm truthful and can have a laugh "
You think my comment was emotional? I made a statement and asked a viable question. |
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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago
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What the hell happened here...
Who seriously is "glad" they had to have major surgery vs a natural healthy birth all for the sake of a false opinion that childbirth would even change anything lol
See what I said there, false.
There is no factual evidence that suggests any permanent change on shape of you labia resulting from a normal childbirth lol
People do make me laugh when they realise they're wrong and then refuse to continue the discussion lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened here...
Who seriously is "glad" they had to have major surgery vs a natural healthy birth all for the sake of a false opinion that childbirth would even change anything lol
See what I said there, false.
There is no factual evidence that suggests any permanent change on shape of you labia resulting from a normal childbirth lol
People do make me laugh when they realise they're wrong and then refuse to continue the discussion lol
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I was the one accused of "being glad " having four kids and all sections I didn't ask to have major surgery as pre-eclampsia is dangerous and can be fatal I don't know why she had the need to say that,I had an opinion and wasn't in the wrong if I was I'd be the first to admit it rant over sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do and I don't particularly like them, they get in the way when I am riding my bike
Me too and when horse riding!
Can't you fuck them in? "
My phone has a dirty mind. I typed tuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do and I don't particularly like them, they get in the way when I am riding my bike
Me too and when horse riding!
Can't you fuck them in?
My phone has a dirty mind. I typed tuck "
Lol too Phone!
Difficult with legs wide apart! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do and I don't particularly like them, they get in the way when I am riding my bike
Me too and when horse riding!
Can't you fuck them in?
My phone has a dirty mind. I typed tuck
Lol too Phone!
Difficult with legs wide apart! "
Long time since I rode a horse,I'd forgotten how wide they are plenty of cushioning down your jodhpurs |
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"Its also a bit sad that you were glad to have pre eclampsia so you couldn't have your children naturally
Erm no I didn't say that I was glad do you seriously think I wanted premature babies no I didn't "
So you didn't say
"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps ' "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving the tenacious PureHoneyPot, but do u have meaty flaps
Today's special Beef Curtains with my veg and a side of baby batter "
They're on display,compared to all the other flaps ive seen in the last few years they're pretty average
No one has said "my oh my! what meaty flaps you have,I need my knife and fork" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I couldn't have normal births with my kids coz I wouldn't feel comfortable with 'meaty flaps '
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Possibly the most ignorant statement i've heard all day. And i've been listening to David Cameron |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ugh sounds horrible. So glad mine are nice and nest.
Are they?
oh yes. Nice and neat...just how my man likes it. Dangle bits so not nice on a woman in my opinion. "
It must be such a bore being so perfect. ... |
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"My flaps stay in my knickers till a meet, I like to keep it a surprise if they dangle or not
SURPRISE!!!! "
Now you got me thinking does Cilla Black have extra long dangly ones?
SURPRISE SURPRISE!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What the hell happened here...
Who seriously is "glad" they had to have major surgery vs a natural healthy birth all for the sake of a false opinion that childbirth would even change anything lol
See what I said there, false.
There is no factual evidence that suggests any permanent change on shape of you labia resulting from a normal childbirth lol
People do make me laugh when they realise they're wrong and then refuse to continue the discussion lol
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I would just like to say that my lady parts did look very different after I had a normal child birth.
I think, although I could be wrong, that some people who have very small labia have always been led to believe that they have the most preferred type, the best type and the type every woman and man wants. When they see a thread like this, they just can't accept it could be true. How could it be that they are not the best any more. That's when they start with the put downs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ugh sounds horrible. So glad mine are nice and nest. The only things in my opinion that should dangle are ear rings and a guys balls."
Well la di da missy.
Honestly, do you even think about how you may make somebody feel, before you post a horrible comment like that.
Just wondering.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""meaty flaps"
sounds like one of the finalists in the current walkers crisps find a new flavour competition "
Should put that forward. No idea of the flavour |
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"What the hell happened here...
Who seriously is "glad" they had to have major surgery vs a natural healthy birth all for the sake of a false opinion that childbirth would even change anything lol
See what I said there, false.
There is no factual evidence that suggests any permanent change on shape of you labia resulting from a normal childbirth lol
People do make me laugh when they realise they're wrong and then refuse to continue the discussion lol
I would just like to say that my lady parts did look very different after I had a normal child birth.
I think, although I could be wrong, that some people who have very small labia have always been led to believe that they have the most preferred type, the best type and the type every woman and man wants. When they see a thread like this, they just can't accept it could be true. How could it be that they are not the best any more. That's when they start with the put downs."
we don't all just think what we have is the best. People do seem to get very defensive here. I have labia so small you can hardly see them but personally I like the look of big fat chewy ones. Although not too sure about the term flaps ... also after natural childbirth they didn't stretch. We're all different, which is rather lucky as we all have different tastes. |
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