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Odd jobs for Blowjobs! ;)x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I said we should so here it is...... Let the bidding begin x
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whoop whoop! I need to make a list of jobs and see who is around and check out their credentials!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I report a thread for soliciting sexual favours ?
good point mate.
you send me a list of all the females that answer you and i will take action"
Good comeback! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week! "
So where is this pipe ... pm me x maybe i can help |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"Clean my dishes for a bj lol  That's sounded wrong lol. I meant you clean my dishes for a bj on me
We know what you meant the first time..lol"
Wasn't funny or tempting either time ??
Mrs Dolph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clean my dishes for a bj lol That's sounded wrong lol. I meant you clean my dishes for a bj on me
We know what you meant the first time..lol
Wasn't funny or tempting either time ??
Mrs Dolph"
YEs for me it was fun lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week!
Wow steady on......is she ready for that.  lolxx "
I'd say yes. It's backing right up to her plughole!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week!
So where is this pipe ... pm me x maybe i can help "
It's in her flat of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week!
So where is this pipe ... pm me x maybe i can help
It's in her flat of course "
Yeah i got that bit lol... pm me and lets get it sorted.... and her pipe xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story
I can listen while I'm screwing......"
you'd really want me yapping on at that point? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story
I can listen while I'm screwing......
you'd really want me yapping on at that point?"
I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or do you pay up front?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story
I can listen while I'm screwing......
you'd really want me yapping on at that point?
I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or do you pay up front? "
im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week! "
Rather have your daughters ass for a night!.....assuming she is adult (having a waste pipe I guess she is) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story
I can listen while I'm screwing......
you'd really want me yapping on at that point?
I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or
do you pay up front?
im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up....."
Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having renovated my home top to bottom - including fitting a bathroom, rebuilding a conservatory, laying a patio and landscaping my garden - including building brick walls - i'd say i'm reasonably handy at DIY.
I'm also nuts about cars and have always serviced my own. I even own a scan tool which can diagnose Drivetrain (engine / gearbox) issues on any vehicle (US from 1996. EU from 2001 Petrol or 2004 Diesel ) - that means I can read and clear codes if your check engine light is on.
Used to be an IT manager in the City running a Support desk - so I'm good at sorting computer issues.
Am based in the Southend Area and love helping people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story
I can listen while I'm screwing......
you'd really want me yapping on at that point?
I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or
do you pay up front?
im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up.....
Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up? "
mI'm not a girl to go back on her word...unless you count marriage vows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story
I can listen while I'm screwing......
you'd really want me yapping on at that point?
I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or
do you pay up front?
im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up.....
Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up? mI'm not a girl to go back on her word...unless you count marriage vows"
its ok, this is more of an indecent proposal. there wont be any vows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story
I can listen while I'm screwing......
you'd really want me yapping on at that point?
I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or
do you pay up front?
im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up.....
Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up? mI'm not a girl to go back on her word...unless you count marriage vows
its ok, this is more of an indecent proposal. there wont be any vows "
too blooming right...I csnt afford another hitman....hmmm thought of a way to pay the next one though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm who remembers Swap Shop. I'm going to approach the BBC with my idea for a new tv show
Late night swap shop...... I think it has promise lots of promises"
think im onto a winner here...I may approach dragons den....especially Duncan, hes got a sexy accent lol |
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I get my fair share of bj's offered to me while taking naughty pics for ladies but usually decline as i dont like mixing the two.
Now meeting them again without the camera is another thing and i don't like to offend them by saying no lol! |
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