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I've seen some corkers recently:
An arty B&W pic of a ball sack hanging, looked more like a great dane from the rear!
People whos house is like a landfill! And I thought I was untidy!
The end of a cock, pissing into a urinal!
And these people think they are going to get meets? Whats the worst you've seen?
Disclaimer: if you recognize your piccy based upon the above descriptions, then I do apologize in advance. Got to cover your arse these days, unless it's for a profile pic of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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worst i ever seen a guy messaged me attached pic... the pic was in the bathroom, he stood near the toilet whilst taking the pic of his cock, except in the pic you could actually see wat was in the loo a blooming floater!!! my reaction " WAT THE F#CK..... " DELETE.....BLOCK   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pics are the worst as a profile pic for me.. thats about it. I havent really seen one outstanding profile pic that made me shudder...  "
never mind the shuddering, just get soaking  |
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People whos house is like a landfill"
Loving that analogy, have seen one or two of those 
Saw one of a guy taking a pic of his cock while lying on his bed. Impressive cock  Unimpressive skidmarks on boxers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock pics, hate them, I don't want a cock staring at me from my inbox every time a message is sent!! As others have said, cock pics taken on the loo are just a massive turn off and hairy ones, yuk, just no excuse!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The worst are just blurry close ups that you can't even tell what it is... is it a boob? but? vagina? armpit?"
Dam there goes my next lot of pics then, my plans for a fabbed pic ruined.
A messy background, family pictures in the bacjground. Out of focus pics. |
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the ball bag shots in black n white are back as I browse the pics tab! LOL if you've ever sen he film SCUM, he could do some damage with them..
people joke about saggy boobs, but Im talking saggy sack! Awesome! |
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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago
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What is with all the cock pics at the sside of inanimate objects ? Today i saw a cock besides a snickers bar and another stood to attention besides a deoderant can. Guys, i think we pretty much have a good idea of your penis length by just looking |
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"The dark photos.. Can't actually see anything
veg up a vag.... Why?
Spotty bitty with hairs...
Yak
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Yeah..saw one with a carrot and a courgette...2 of your 5 a day taken unconventionally I suppose |
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"the ball bag shots in black n white are back as I browse the pics tab! LOL if you've ever sen he film SCUM, he could do some damage with them..
people joke about saggy boobs, but Im talking saggy sack! Awesome! "
Now that is funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw one cock picture next to a banana I think it was a fun size banana. lol
I don't like the ones where you appear to be looking up the leg of a man at his cock and balls.  |
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"I've seen some corkers recently:
An arty B&W pic of a ball sack hanging, looked more like a great dane from the rear!
People whos house is like a landfill! And I thought I was untidy!
The end of a cock, pissing into a urinal!
And these people think they are going to get meets? Whats the worst you've seen?
Disclaimer: if you recognize your piccy based upon the above descriptions, then I do apologize in advance. Got to cover your arse these days, unless it's for a profile pic of course!"
Oh to be perfect!
They could always go for the generic missionary fuck pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erect cocks with the end half coveted in foreskin... I just don't know how that's even possible, it's so ugly and a huge turn off? It's either all the way come or all the way up! Also, cocks that seem to be glowing bright red and almost seeping... Like precum, but almost looks ill... Ewwwwww. Then you get classics like badly cleaned homes, in the toilet at work etc...
No word of a lie one person on our local area update updated a picture of the. Looking all sexy in a nurses outfit in their bedroom... That's fine, quite hot actually... But she had one of her legs in a babies crib...
No love...
Just no...
C xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw a profile of a girl In her early 20's. Fairly attractive but her room looked like a teenagers tip. You could see it in ever shot.
People had still fabbed her though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close up, over weight, held open pussy shots.......really dont want to see what you had for breakfast!  "
....... Me........mr........
Eeeeeuuuwww! Worse still the pussy then is dripping with cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock shots taken in bathroom/toilet. = tell tale sign of married bloke posing as single. Bet they can't accommodate either!
Hope mine don't cause problems. Nothing untidy but have been told too much action! I ignored that tho.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toilet/bathroom pics. Dirty cocks. But THE WORST I saw was a cock with, what I was told by my sexual health worker friend, was WARTS! BLURGH "
Maybe a mix up, and he sent one to the online Dr, of himself stood in front of the mirror, breathing in, and flexing his pecs, for diagnosis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He sent me a pic of genital warts and they were the same.
Maybe the nhs could save money by setting up virtual gum clinics if it's that easy to diagnose things by picture. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine's pretty lame. I kinda think some of the extreme close-up face pics look creepy, but now I'm thankful because I've never seen a floater in the background LOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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"An ankle tag she's a very classy lady........  "
Yeah I had a relationship with a woman with an ASBO tag on her ankle. Interesting that was, to say the least.
When I started to see why, I dumped her. Then I really found out why... YIKES!!! hahaha |
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