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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As above really. We seem to have bought a lot of toys that when we have used then we wish we had saved our money. Over the past 3 years or so We have probably bought 2-3 toys every other month and every so often we have a clear out and bin the stuff we didn't like.
So What have you bought that was a let down or what has been a lot better than expected? |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
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ive found some vibes promise lots but dont do much. my faves are a u shaped clit and gspot vibe and butt plug both r amazing. the surprise 1s are often inspired home made 1s like my nipple pumps from adapted syringes mmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I brought a wand and was disappointed so gave it to a friend x"
We have a wand, and I am not a fan of it either!! Cant stand noisey toys, and its really loud,,,,plus dont get the hype about the vibrations on it? I find some of my cheap little bullets are more effective! Juicy x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The wee pink butt plug from Anne summers, the base was too small and nearly lost it !!
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Haha that gave us a giggle! We assume you have bought a more substantial one now!
We have on occasion bought toys online, which have been ALOT smaller than expected when they've arrived in the post!! |
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".....and every so often we have a clear out and bin the stuff we didn't like. ...."
bin the stuff!!
Whatever happened to charity?! you should donate them to some pure soul who can't afford a toy. Think of how much pleasure (literally) you will give them
As they say: the joy of living is the joy of giving ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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".....and every so often we have a clear out and bin the stuff we didn't like. ....
bin the stuff!!
Whatever happened to charity?! you should donate them to some pure soul who can't afford a toy. Think of how much pleasure (literally) you will give them
As they say: the joy of living is the joy of giving "
Haha not sure theres much of a market for used toys like!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We bought a Lelo vibe. Cost us £100. Sounded good from the reviews but it's severely overpriced and fairly useless. It is a clit vibrator that comes with attatchments to enable you to wear them in your knickers out and about or to wear while your man enters you. It has a remote control with several settings which can be used from a very long distance. Settings can be changed by pressing buttons or shaking it to increase the vibrations. The remote also vibrates so that can be used itself but this is just as a way of letting the user know what she's feeling.
The problem with it is....the inside attatchment is too small (smaller than even a tampon) and so it slides out without very tight fitting undies. The penetration attachment isnt slim enough so he penis pulls it out when you're fucking. Also the length is all wrong. When inserted it doesn't even sit on the clit, it sits right up on the pubic bone, and it only vibrates at the very end.
Anyone looking into getting one of these get the WEVIBE not the LELO version. Wevibe is cheaper and much more erganomically designed...it doesnt have as many settings but honestly, what are they worth if it doesn't do the job in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bin the stuff!!
Whatever happened to charity?! you should donate them to some pure soul who can't afford a toy. Think of how much pleasure (literally) you will give them
As they say: the joy of living is the joy of giving "
Grrr......only just realized that you can recycle them with lovehoney and earn 'oh points!!' we would have had thousands by now!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Interesting to know Passionflower! We have thought about a wevibe, although haven't got one yet! If you think its worth it, then we might give it a try! |
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"We bought a Lelo vibe. Cost us £100. Sounded good from the reviews but it's severely overpriced and fairly useless. It is a clit vibrator that comes with attatchments to enable you to wear them in your knickers out and about or to wear while your man enters you. It has a remote control with several settings which can be used from a very long distance. Settings can be changed by pressing buttons or shaking it to increase the vibrations. The remote also vibrates so that can be used itself but this is just as a way of letting the user know what she's feeling.
The problem with it is....the inside attatchment is too small (smaller than even a tampon) and so it slides out without very tight fitting undies. The penetration attachment isnt slim enough so he penis pulls it out when you're fucking. Also the length is all wrong. When inserted it doesn't even sit on the clit, it sits right up on the pubic bone, and it only vibrates at the very end.
Anyone looking into getting one of these get the WEVIBE not the LELO version. Wevibe is cheaper and much more erganomically designed...it doesnt have as many settings but honestly, what are they worth if it doesn't do the job in the first place."
Hmmm, makes you wonder how the R & D (that's research and development) departments operate in these companies.
I mean someone must be designing those products, and surely they're tested somehow!
Can you imagine working as a product tester for such a manufacturer, I bet you get a lot of, well, job satisfaction ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"bin the stuff!!
Whatever happened to charity?! you should donate them to some pure soul who can't afford a toy. Think of how much pleasure (literally) you will give them
As they say: the joy of living is the joy of giving
Grrr......only just realized that you can recycle them with lovehoney and earn 'oh points!!' we would have had thousands by now!!!"
Recycle them
I was just joking
So are they re-sold as refurbished?! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We bought a Lelo vibe. Cost us £100. Sounded good from the reviews but it's severely overpriced and fairly useless. It is a clit vibrator that comes with attatchments to enable you to wear them in your knickers out and about or to wear while your man enters you. It has a remote control with several settings which can be used from a very long distance. Settings can be changed by pressing buttons or shaking it to increase the vibrations. The remote also vibrates so that can be used itself but this is just as a way of letting the user know what she's feeling.
The problem with it is....the inside attatchment is too small (smaller than even a tampon) and so it slides out without very tight fitting undies. The penetration attachment isnt slim enough so he penis pulls it out when you're fucking. Also the length is all wrong. When inserted it doesn't even sit on the clit, it sits right up on the pubic bone, and it only vibrates at the very end.
Anyone looking into getting one of these get the WEVIBE not the LELO version. Wevibe is cheaper and much more erganomically designed...it doesnt have as many settings but honestly, what are they worth if it doesn't do the job in the first place."
See, I bought a weevibe and hate it...It's stuck in the drawer and never comes out...it's noisy, the vibrations are too harsh and the material it's made of is just hideous and rubbery...Each to their own I guess ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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We wasted £120 on a u shaped Lelo which is supposed to reach both your g spot and clitoris. We tried it a couple of times but it is too inflexible to insert without hurting the front wall (and I usually like my toys hard) it lingers sadly in it's box...not loved.... I have a selection of buzz toys but apart from my wand, which I love, my favourite is a really basic, rigid one that doesn't look much but hits my spot just right ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The squeel 2 or something along those lines. It's noisy, it doesn't move fast enough and if you're like me and you struggle to keep your legs wide open then you end up jamming the 'tongues' so they can't move, right at the wrong time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Little steel balls that are so small they fall out at the first opportunity and if no Knicks hit the floor and roll under the sofa. Several rabbits who's ears were either too soft or too short to give the right stimulation. Nipple pumps that have a large circumference so they suck up too much of the areola and make me look peculiar. Vibrating cock ring, absolutely useless and a nightmare to put on. I could go on and on........... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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My full size, mains powered wand is a total disappointment. I'm glad I didn't pay full price for it. The mini wand I like.
I don't have many toys that are a disappointment. The strapless strap-on doesn't work as a strap-on but I still use it as a dildo.
I've found a way to effectively use most things, even if I wasn't overwhelmed with them to begin with. |
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Wevibe..
Wand..
Vibrating cock rings..
Bullets..
Dildos including a double ender..
All the above are redundant to us. Fun trying them all, but don't make good play to me.
The only toys i enjoy are Ann summers neon rabbit or the AS neon rabbit ears + cock.
I also love my harness that you hook your legs into to get you into a perfect position. And blindfolds..wrist and ankle restraints etc...
It seems different strokes for different folks..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The strapon I own is pretty crap and was expensive. Sadly I couldn't bring the one I own from the uk over as I didn't want that look at customs etc... Australia is so fucking expensive... Might as well just stick it.......oh wait.. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have bought loads of stuff that wasn't any good. Don't like dildos at all, only like rabbit vibrators but have only found a couple I realy like, clear beyond 2000 and lady bug rabbit which they have both stopped selling now.
most aren't powerful enough and are too rough and hurt me. |
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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
Best ones: Love the rabbit bought from Ann Summers. Large, pink, glow in the dark and the ears take less than a few mins to make me scream. Also have a magic wand that I love. It took a few goes to figure out how to make it make me scream with pleasure but now I wouldn't be without it. Have a anal vibrator which reaches the right spot every time
Worst ones: remote control love eggs. Batteries last about 3 mins and they are VERY expensive to replace and even when working I've yet to feel a thing. U shaped viginal/anal vibrator. Neither one is long enough to reach the right spot.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The wee pink butt plug from Anne summers, the base was too small and nearly lost it !!
Haha that gave us a giggle! We assume you have bought a more substantial one now!
We have on occasion bought toys online, which have been ALOT smaller than expected when they've arrived in the post!!"
Larger base yes and its not just toys that sometimes come up smaller in real life
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have three toys - a raampant rabbit bought pre fabby days ( as new - ok but wouldnt cry if i lost it) - my bullet fiver from ann summers (fave and used mostly) and i have a wand that i get out when i have me time - (its intense and i like it but dont crave it) used this morning ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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If I had a pound for every useless toy I have bought over the years, I think I would have the admission price to quite a few clubs!
Most useless I have found is things like clit ticklers which I think are rare these days. A tongue is much better! I have found that most masturbator toys are useless.
I have found, though, a toy which doesn't seem to offer promise is actually very effective. For example, I didn't think a cockring would be effective but I bought one because I thought it would look good. I discovered that it was very effective and since have had quite a few both steel and hard rubber (I do not like the stretchy jelly doughnuts as they pinch after an hour).
I expect others have found some devices effective - we are all different!
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Can't say much about vibrators, as none has ever done anything for me. Cock rings not too bad but always worry what they would do to the lady. Vibrating cock rings don't do anything for me either.
So as far as I'm concerned there isn't any sex toys for us guys.....
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