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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What gets you going? what you want the most from a sexual encounter, this is something most of us would like to no!!! Is there one thing that gets every woman turned on or r you all different???  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
If you're looking for a simple, no effort solution to pleasing a woman, or attracting a woman, you're going to be disappointed.
I'd have thought it obvious we're all individuals with different wants and needs rather than a homogeneous group.
There is no magic profile that will appeal to all of us, no magic approach which will work on all of us or a magic trick which will bed and satisfy all of us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do some men really expect women to be walking keypads? Press the right places in the right sequence to open the legs?
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From experience, it seems that a lot of men think like that.
I'm sure that they have all read some secret Haynes Manual to sex - they dutifully twiddle this, fiddle with that - and are then surprised when our legs don't automatically spring apart.... Confuses the poor dears terribly when it doesn't work!
We're usually giving them very clear signals about what works and feels good, but somehow that conflicts with the handbook, so they simply ignore and blunder on blindly... And so we lie back and plan the next day's shopping list for Morrisons's...
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could only find a way to communicate in a common language???
Don't think it will ever happen though....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And this, my dear fab friends, is why some guys have it and some don't  "
Thank heaven for the ones who have it.
No babe, left a bit, up a bit, ooooooo nearly ........... oh ffs sake ...... milk, butter, bread ...............
(PS I have never called a man babe in my life!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I Fi, love a man that can spell. It's the first clue that both his brain and his fingers work (lol) xxx
pmsl. love it! 
Not if he can't type!! "
Some men have big fingers. Not built for typing  |
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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago
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"I Fi, love a man that can spell. It's the first clue that both his brain and his fingers work (lol) xxx"
Have a few guys that can spell in our office but when it comes to brains that's a different story   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah you want 'the' magic formula, the one that works everytime, with all women ? why didn't you just say ?
First its 2 mins of kissing (tongues optional) a quick grope of her bum (they love that). 45 seconds of breast fondling and/or nipple sucking, 30 seconds of pussy licking and/or finger insertion. 25 minutes of cock sucking (no such thing as a free lunch babe). Then stick it in and wiggle it about a bit (Usually no more than 1 minute 30 seconds is required). A little groan at this point usually goes down very well. Then you can roll off and say thanks babe before having a fag, then you can give yourself a little pat on the back (you old stud, you still got it) and fall sound asleep knowing she will be eternally grateful to you. There is also the option at this point of a post coital cuddle if you go in for that namby pamby modern, european stuff but its not terribly widely employed in this country and not really necessary because of all the effort you have put in thus far she will already consider you a God amongst men. With a bit of practice you should be able to bring the whole procedure in from preliminary groping to first snore in around 20 minutes. Of course this will take some practice and dedication. Or alternatively treat everyone like an individual and listen and respond to their needs. #justsaying  |
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