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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "
haha i love it..you get some of ur 5 a day and he gets something extra..pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "
lucky bastard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "
pmslllll.... brilliant |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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did this a few weeks ago after being annoyed someone was using my food (i share with 4 guys), so I got a cucumber, used it on cams in chat then put it back in the fridge for use in sandwiches later - had a chuckle when I saw it had been used |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"did this a few weeks ago after being annoyed someone was using my food (i share with 4 guys), so I got a cucumber, used it on cams in chat then put it back in the fridge for use in sandwiches later - had a chuckle when I saw it had been used "
girl power!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did this a few weeks ago after being annoyed someone was using my food (i share with 4 guys), so I got a cucumber, used it on cams in chat then put it back in the fridge for use in sandwiches later - had a chuckle when I saw it had been used "
bet it tasted goos pmsl   |
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"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did"
Sick and if the person who ate it got ill or contracted an sti then the person who used & put in fridge is legally responsible in mho!
This is not funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did"
. Lisa does. And loves them lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did. Lisa does. And loves them lol "
. Sorry. Not put it back in fridge. Just used them lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "
Cucumber my Lord!
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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago
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"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did
Sick and if the person who ate it got ill or contracted an sti then the person who used & put in fridge is legally responsible in mho!
This is not funny."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did"
No not even to someone I didn't like its very immature and cowardly and also a potential health hazard you would have to be an idiot to do something that stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the op can i just stress that i havent done this..it genuinely was a friend..i dont even like cucumbers..taste vile and give me indigestion.
And on that note; did you know..you can wank cucumbers and they release a cum like substance ..it is enzymes in this substance that cause indigestion..fact |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried a water melon once "
what do you mean? You carved a slot out of a melon and fucked it? There you go lads..off to buy ur melons..think u might start a craze here |
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