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Am I real?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a question I've been asked in a message today. Am I real?

What a question to ask! Surely if I wasn't who I'm making out to be then I wouldn't admit it and if I am real (which I was last time I looked), then I'm now thinking they're odd for asking such a thing.

Yours puzzled.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

mmmmm are you real though ????

If your not real then that means i am talking to myself again

Ya kinda seem real to me just now lol

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*feels herself*

Ummmm, yes I think I am. Maybe I'm just a figment of my own imagination though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a question I've been asked in a message today. Am I real?

Yours puzzled."

Maybe they said Are YOU for REAL ? When you showed them your rider list for providing sexual favours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See now that would make slightly more sense lol.

Best is, when I replied (also saying that I'm not interested as they're nowhere near local), they then ask to be added to my friends list so they can see all my pics.

Cheeky sod.

Now wondering why I bothered replying though to yet another person who can't take no for an answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

come sit in the not real corner we got vodka and chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See now that would make slightly more sense lol.

Best is, when I replied (also saying that I'm not interested as they're nowhere near local), they then ask to be added to my friends list so they can see all my pics.

Cheeky sod.

Now wondering why I bothered replying though to yet another person who can't take no for an answer

Acht it all adds to the fun

I put no ping pong messaging sensitives on my profile and I got a bloody message asking me if I meant them ?? Doh !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"come sit in the not real corner we got vodka and chocolate!

oooh I love being fake if there's voddy and chocolate involved!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*feels herself*

Ummmm, yes I think I am"

Nope i dont believe ya think i will have ta come and check xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*feels herself*

Ummmm, yes I think I am

Nope i dont believe ya think i will have ta come and check xx

Now there's an offer! Not sure if I know you well enough to ask if you can reach?

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By *weetieCouple over a year ago

hayes, middx

Did someone mention chocolate?

Is it real ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Did someone mention chocolate?

Is it real ?

Real chocolate full of imaginary calories...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Im more concerned that the vodka is real

Someone asked us the same thing when we first joined and we sent face pics,they said if that really is you then you're lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did someone mention chocolate?

Is it real ?

Real chocolate full of imaginary calories..."

Heavenly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im more concerned that the vodka is real

Or even if the voddy is chocolate flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Im more concerned that the vodka is real

Or even if the voddy is chocolate flavour?"

Bloody perfect

ill have a double with loads of ice mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooooh...did someone mention my second and third favourite things: chocs and voddy?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im more concerned that the vodka is real

Or even if the voddy is chocolate flavour?"

Now I know thats real I run a pub so can I mix the drinks and feed them to you all and see if it's all real in the morning lol

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By *ennylanebabeWoman over a year ago

Runcorn

to warm for chocolate, but voddy and J20, ideal way to spend the afternoon in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"to warm for chocolate, but voddy and J20, ideal way to spend the afternoon in the sun

Never to hot it you mix the chocolate witht he vodka put it in the freezer for 30 min and serve in shot glasses made of ice

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Question: “Are you real”

Reply: “No…. you’re psychotic”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm in the garden supping a pear cider and thinking I should get a wriggle on soon to get ready for chams tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i know i have messages saying are they yr pics (i only got a few onsite) so i say of course, then we get the old "PROVE IT THEN" and that from ppl without pics at all lol x so maybe i aint real and they aint my pics im just a figment of an imaginary imagination ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could come round and check

for science purposes of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

mmm now there's another great idea!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple over a year ago

Bucks

"*feels herself*

having "felt" you can assure you that you ARE indeed real lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*feels herself*

having "felt" you can assure you that you ARE indeed real lol"

Thanks, I was beginning to wonder

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

I follow a regimented finger routine when I get mails like that, its very simple to do, to the best effect over a keypad....f u c k o f f then hit the send button

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I follow a regimented finger routine when I get mails like that, its very simple to do, to the best effect over a keypad....f u c k o f f then hit the send button

I didnt use quite those words but I used the same sentiment lol

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

LOL good girl

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