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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Women I bet its even worse for you being women an all but I go threw mine and Codys mail box and I see loads of guys saying hey want a fuck or meet today? Or one saying simple hi come take my D & they make me laugh but wonder at the same time do these lines ever work? & what are peoples replys to one liners??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Women I bet its even worse for you being women an all but I go threw mine and Codys mail box and I see loads of guys saying hey want a fuck or meet today? Or one saying simple hi come take my D & they make me laugh but wonder at the same time do these lines ever work? & what are peoples replys to one liners?? "

Most girls that send first message usually just say hi ,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They don't get a reply, simples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had one not long ago that said "bring your wife to my hotel" I just replied NO. Then had one saying "I would" so we replied "she wouldnt"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Really??? How boring lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great tits

Horny

These both from different people in the last 2 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha really I would what a thing to send

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha lots of desperate men I like to chat first to get to know all you people 1st before asking for anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fancy a shag?

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS  over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

how are you ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How are you?

Free tonight?

Will she do it for cash? My most recent favourite. ...

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By *eeriseWoman  over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

Can I spray in your face

Can I smash in your back door

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine was:

hey U, U free?

I was tempted to reply with, No I'm expensive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A while ago I had 'I'd so f**king do you'. On his profile he'd described himself as charming.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha debs that's brilliant!!!

I look forward to seeing his verification of your profile

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By *ozzy87Man  over a year ago

Crawley


"Fancy a shag? "

Sure.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got sent: can I come over and fill your cunt with spunk at 1 am

I replied: I'll just wake my family up and tell them to go out for an hour shall I? Did you read my profile? Do you know what can't accommodate means?

I got told to jog on fatty. Devastated I was

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By *umpleteazerWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire

U R Ft. Still not too sure if it was fit or fat lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The other day I got this charming number....

Can I lick you out til you come??

Apart from the hint of wit, charm and intelligence in the message I thought to myself....I hope he's got LOTS of time on his hands (I've never cum from oral) lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How's you ?

What's happening ?

Do you meet single Guys ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

im hung like a yak and i can fuck all night

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