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Best status updates..... What's yours?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I pinpoint the whinging ones, "can't win on this sight" (bad sp). "The women here are up their own asses" as ones I won't want to meet. The more unpleasant ones "there's some real mingers here" and "why are there so many fat women here?" get instant blocks. It's such fun and is almost a useful method of filtering. |
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The ones that make me chuckle most are along the lines of :
My balls need emptying, who's going to help
Heavy load for one of you sluts
Need sucking now
I do wonder if anyone has ever successfully got a meet from such a status! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The funniest one I have seen in a while was "shut the fuck up you pretentious wankers" which I believe was directed at a very "active" on the status page "professional" couple, . kind of said what a lot of people were thinking....(I think, but never messaged to find out lol) |
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I know exactly what you mean. I have a lad (in my local area search) that constantly whinges how shit it is here... how he is going and Neva coming back ...... I've been here about 18 months and he is STILL here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most infuriating one was a guy stating that women who don't use condoms are disease spreaders. Last time I checked condoms were used on/by men, not women. Silly B!!  |
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Hahaha thanks guys ..x some of them made me chuckle ..... 
Another of my favourites is
"Treat me like a queen ... I'll treat you like a king.... Treat me like a game... And I'll show you how it's played!"
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"Quite like my latest effort  "
Haha sorry just checked your status hoping you still had it .... From 2days ago ... And you have hahaha 
You referring to me? ..... As I'm Heathrow or Gatwick (whichever is busiest)  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I almost always have one-liners or word puns, the exception to this is a few days before a trip to a club where I'll mention that in my status "
That is what I do, too. Every morning I try and fail to think of something that may entertain. |
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Another favourite of mine which I nearly pissed my Knicks at 