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Single women's profiles - the truth.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Completely fucking nuts
Simple girl - Dumb as shit
Fabulous - Enormous
Bubbly - Obese
Picky - Frigid
Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend
Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious
Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish
Chilled - Bone idle
Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.
Chatty - Loud and annoying.
Seeks VWE- Huge vagina
Experienced - Old.
Sane - Insane
Any more?
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* 
Was just thinking the same....about mine that is not yours "
Dammit
Stop proving me wrong..... |
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*
No, yours is cool - well done "
So I don't some across as an old, nutter with a wizards sleeve for a fanny then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Completely fucking nuts
Simple girl - Dumb as shit
Fabulous - Enormous
Bubbly - Obese
Picky - Frigid
Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend
Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious
Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish
Chilled - Bone idle
Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.
Chatty - Loud and annoying.
Seeks VWE- Huge vagina
Experienced - Old.
Sane - Insane
Any more?
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"
 sounds more like what you would read on match . Com tbh....loves the danger stuff in life keeps you on your toes ------ I've been on a banana boat on Ibiza 7 yrs ago
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*
Was just thinking the same....about mine that is not yours
Dammit
Stop proving me wrong....."
sorry oh sexy one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picky doesn't make them frigid, they aren't gonna shag every single guy that messages them
Are you asking me out?  "
Hell no I've already got someone lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!
Fun ~ hyper
Sexy ~ trollop
Confident ~ cocky
Mature ~ granny material!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!
Fun ~ hyper
Sexy ~ trollop
Confident ~ cocky
Mature ~ granny material!
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Brilliant, they make the list xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!
Fun ~ hyper
Sexy ~ trollop
Confident ~ cocky
Mature ~ granny material!
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knows what she likes and what she wants.
(Experienced and confident)
Interested in 3sums & bi-curious
(With the right people)
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*
No, yours is cool - well done
So I don't some across as an old, nutter with a wizards sleeve for a fanny then? "
Get in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything
I'll be round in 10 minutes "
You don't mind hairy legs do ya? I can't be bothered to shave |
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*
No, yours is cool - well done
So I don't some across as an old, nutter with a wizards sleeve for a fanny then?
Get in "
Sush Rick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha"
Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha
Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys"
You missed out the "single " bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha
Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys
You missed out the "single " bit"
Thought they were all single lol - surely no cheats on here????? |
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kinky = like being tied to a tree and we'ed on
BDSM = don't know what it is but I want to seem different and interesting
kinky side = see bdsm.... but I do know what it means and I LIKE it.
"message me" = don't you f~~king dare
new to this = I am a bloke really |
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Completely fucking nuts
Simple girl - Dumb as shit
Fabulous - Enormous
Bubbly - Obese
Picky - Frigid
Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend
Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious
Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish
Chilled - Bone idle
Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.
Chatty - Loud and annoying.
Seeks VWE- Huge vagina
Experienced - Old.
Sane - Insane
Any more?
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"
Just checked mine and I don't have any, yaaay! Although I think I need to add quirky and party girl after reading the translations!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Completely fucking nuts
Simple girl - Dumb as shit
Fabulous - Enormous
Bubbly - Obese
Picky - Frigid
Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend
Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious
Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish
Chilled - Bone idle
Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.
Chatty - Loud and annoying.
Seeks VWE- Huge vagina
Experienced - Old.
Sane - Insane
Any more?
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx
Just checked mine and I don't have any, yaaay! Although I think I need to add quirky and party girl after reading the translations! "
So you're nuts and an alcoholic? Lol. Join the club |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!
Fun ~ hyper
Sexy ~ trollop
Confident ~ cocky
Mature ~ granny material!
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Just off to check my profile. Im honest about the obesity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hubby will be present" = this is a bloke forcing his wife into doing something for HIS pleasure.
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Nope...that means it's actually a couple but they have set up a single profile to have more success - report them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis. "
haha that gave me a giggle!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curvy- overweight but cant bring myself to say the f word..oh.go.on then..fat....guilty of this. )
Fussy-stuck up bitch
Nawty- trying to make the fact im a slut appear cute
And yeppp guilty of all the above ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Curvy- overweight but cant bring myself to say the f word..oh.go.on then..fat....guilty of this. )
Fussy-stuck up bitch
Nawty- trying to make the fact im a slut appear cute
Ha, brilliant
Bring the sun back with you :-*
And yeppp guilty of all the above )"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!
Fun ~ hyper
Sexy ~ trollop
Confident ~ cocky
Mature ~ granny material!
Not available at a moments notice ~ No I don't want to "fuck right now"!
Social first, to see if we click ~ Check to see if you're a nutter with fake pics.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we allowed a male equivalent?
rugby player build = fat
curvy = I'm a twat "
VWE = chipolata
not pushy = you'll need the police to get rid of me
single = married |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are we allowed a male equivalent?
rugby player build = fat
curvy = I'm a twat
VWE = chipolata
not pushy = you'll need the police to get rid of me
single = married"
Oh shit - you're good.....met my match |
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Completely fucking nuts
Simple girl - Dumb as shit
Fabulous - Enormous
Bubbly - Obese
Picky - Frigid
Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend
Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious
Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish
Chilled - Bone idle
Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.
Chatty - Loud and annoying.
Seeks VWE- Huge vagina
Experienced - Old.
Sane - Insane
Any more?
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"
PMSFL......Very Funny..Top Man ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Completely fucking nuts
Simple girl - Dumb as shit
Fabulous - Enormous
Bubbly - Obese
Picky - Frigid
Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend
Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious
Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish
Chilled - Bone idle
Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.
Chatty - Loud and annoying.
Seeks VWE- Huge vagina
Experienced - Old.
Sane - Insane
Any more?
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"
Lmao
Eloquently put |
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Not every day hum drum
Simple girl - Understands men
Fabulous - Sense of humour
Bubbly - Quirky sense of humour
Picky - Not a mattress
Wanting regular meets - high sex drive
Straight talker - Does not blow fairy dust up arses
Don't suffer fool's - Straight talker
Chilled - Non aggressive
Party girl - Young
Chatty - Wants to talk as well as fuck
Seeks VWE- Experimental
Experienced - Inquisitive
Sane - Not jaded and cynical
Any more?
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.
Quirky - Not every day hum drum
Simple girl - Understands men
Fabulous - Sense of humour
Bubbly - Quirky sense of humour
Picky - Not a mattress
Wanting regular meets - high sex drive
Straight talker - Does not blow fairy dust up arses
Don't suffer fool's - Straight talker
Chilled - Non aggressive
Party girl - Young
Chatty - Wants to talk as well as fuck
Seeks VWE- Experimental
Experienced - Inquisitive
Sane - Not jaded and cynical
Any more?
Oh that is delightful......well done x
Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"
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