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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mazing how they vary isant it?

I personally like large thick piss flaps that can be pulled down and out to form a butterfly.

Mmmmmm!

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hmm... What a lovely turn of phrase

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Piss flaps butterfly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg holy crap ive got a wet butterfly!! Mwahaaaaa!!

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By *icked weaselCouple  over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Wet Butterfly !!

I dont even have piss flaps..

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

Charming!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent

Bit like every other body part on a man or a woman really. Good job really or we'd all be identical and that would just be confusing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not sure which turns me on more, the terminology or the spelling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds less offensive than beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure which turns me on more, the terminology or the spelling "

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By *eforfuncplCouple  over a year ago

Morecambe

I like mine x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains"

Beef curtains sounds better!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains

Beef curtains sounds better!"

Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains

Beef curtains sounds better!

Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?"

how about spam danglers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains

Beef curtains sounds better!

Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?how about spam danglers "

Labia sounds far dirtier

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By *iguy39Man  over a year ago

manchester

Piss flaps? What an awful term! Both crude and vulgar. I prefer lady garden!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Attention seeker me thinks..... Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Piss flaps? What an awful term! Both crude and vulgar. I prefer lady garden!"

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Wet Butterfly !!

I dont even have piss flaps.. "

hippo's ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any takers for lady slug? (And they said that online medical degree was a con)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prefer to call it foo foo

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By *icked weaselCouple  over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Wet Butterfly !!

I dont even have piss flaps..

hippo's ears "

Don't think I have Hippos Ears either..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I much prefer cunt lips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Holy piss flaps

Are you having a brain dump OP?

Such random opening questions.................

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains

Beef curtains sounds better!

Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?how about spam danglers

Labia sounds far dirtier "

Gold star to the man who can refer to female genitalia without having to be offensive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains

Beef curtains sounds better!

Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?how about spam danglers

Labia sounds far dirtier

Gold star to the man who can refer to female genitalia without having to be offensive "

So Labia isn't offensive...who knew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Gold star to the man who can refer to female genitalia without having to be offensive "

How about "I'd love to kiss you on your lower lips"

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By *arehamMan  over a year ago

handforth

I love it when you look at a lady's fanny and you don't see any inner lips hanging out,you only see them when you pull it apart,nice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With all these piss flaps, beef curtains and hippos ears knocking about i sometimes wonder why all men aren't gay, after all your strangled turkey necks look so much better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure which turns me on more, the terminology or the spelling "

haha very funny, was thinking the same x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like mine x "
we like yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eloquent

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains"

I thought that was arse cheeks ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I love it when you look at a lady's fanny and you don't see any inner lips hanging out,you only see them when you pull it apart,nice. "

I'd bet a months pension that all the women on here want their 'fanny' 'pulled apart' ....... so sexeh !

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like mine x "

So do I, duly fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep this comedy gold coming, couldn't make it up

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By *igj106Man  over a year ago

yorkshire

Only been with one women who had real big lips. She called them her barn doors!!! Good old fashioned pussy good enough for me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure which turns me on more, the terminology or the spelling "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure which turns me on more, the terminology or the spelling "

isant his spelling good enough for you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit i had to turn my predictive text off to type that, it simply wouldn't allow it

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

i think thats why some people disregard single men ...vile and inane comments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh dear god. Some people are just fuckin unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i think thats why some people disregard single men ...vile and inane comments "

Please. Not all of us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love it when you look at a lady's fanny and you don't see any inner lips hanging out,you only see them when you pull it apart,nice. "

Fucks sake. And I bet your knob was designed by Michaelangelo

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple  over a year ago

North Wales


"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains"

or a burst kebab lol

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By *rinking-in-laCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Some people have a real turn of phrase. Very respectful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP - Sir, how old are you. Thought under 18's weren't allowed to join the site?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A couple of canoes slammed together

Her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I'm quite small

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP - Sir, how old are you. Thought under 18's weren't allowed to join the site?!"

Lighten up mate!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i think thats why some people disregard single men ...vile and inane comments

Please. Not all of us "

No, not all thank goodness! It does make you wonder about the maturity of some on here when threads like this are started though!

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By *anxfrankMan  over a year ago

isle of man

Nowt wrong with dangling a trout pout it shows that's it's had a bit of use and not some dried up old bloody spinster that's had it and never put it to good useage ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what is a piss flap lol first time im hearing this

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Camel toe ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Nowt wrong with dangling a trout pout it shows that's it's had a bit of use and not some dried up old bloody spinster that's had it and never put it to good useage .. "

Labia size is individual and not related to how much 'use' a woman has had.

just as some men have a button mushroom and others have eleven inches of glory.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).

"

Its entirely possible to have a sense of humour and still find some attitudes offensive regardless of gender or intent.

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By *anglefootedMan  over a year ago

northampton


"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Piss flaps? Really? How old are you 14?

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By *andyblokeMan  over a year ago

birmingham


"I'm not sure which turns me on more, the terminology or the spelling "

pmsl

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Reminds me if an old joke:

A couple were deciding what to wear to a fancy dress party. Hubby says to wife

" you ok you can go naked"

"Naked?" Wifey replies

" yes" he says ... " just pull them piss flaps over your head... And go as a sugar puff" ! .....

Well made me chuckle for sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).

"

Well said! Happens a lot on forums.

PISS FLAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

"

OooooooH

Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan  over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Obvious troll is obvious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for bumping this thread up. Not laughed this much in ages

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

OooooooH

Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!"

No moral high ground at all, but come on mate - 'piss flaps'?!

Does anyone else over the age of 15 use that sort of terminology?? We are all adults on here, the least we can do is act like it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

OooooooH

Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!"

I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

OooooooH

Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!

I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then "

Thank you for the thesis.

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

OooooooH

Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!

I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then "

Thank you!!! My point exactly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

OooooooH

Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!

I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then "

This exactly!! Tho it makes it v easy who to block on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMG! Am I back at school??

And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !

The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies

OooooooH

Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!"

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By *uestandpinkCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Absolutely hilarious thread peeps....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i just like to call mine a moomoo! because further up my body i have my udders too!! xx

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Obvious troll is obvious "

He's realised it's the only way he gets any attention. It works too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha this is great.......i really wasnt expecting to wake up to flying piss flaps this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).

"

hahaha well said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).

"

hahaha well said

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wind chimes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So turned off right now lol x

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"So turned off right now lol x"

Let me change that by teasing you with my fingers and tongue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I (MR) prefer to call it a lady oyster ...

I once had a woman who had the largest lips/flaps/labia I have ever came across. When going down on her they nearly filled my mouth. They felt amazing ... although she did complain that she sometimes had to hold them wide apart when shagged not to have them caught in her vagina, which if it did made it a very uncomfortable/painful experience ... everything comes with a price!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/08/14 11:44:24]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Big wet floppy PISS FLAPS!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big wet floppy PISS FLAPS!!!!!"

Fuckin idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Big wet floppy PISS FLAPS!!!!!

Fuckin idiot"

I think you need to reacquaint yourself with the forum rules dear boy!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love threads like this, makes it so easy to add people to my block list

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy. "

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

"

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Good to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place. "

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS. "

Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.

Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine. "

Some people are very easily amused!

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By *ondiniumCouple  over a year ago

Wisbech

We'll done OP, you've managed the forum equivalent of shooting your mouth off...... closely followed by your foot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big wet floppy PISS FLAPS!!!!!

Fuckin idiot

I think you need to reacquaint yourself with the forum rules dear boy!!"

Antagonising to get people banned isn't attractive you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.

Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.

Some people are very easily amused!"

It seems that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.

Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine. "

A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

short slim in form with the mound you can cup the hole lot in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.

Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.

A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock."

There is a difference between humor and immaturity and a childish attitude. Its pretty sad when you are the only one who thinks its funny though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.

Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.

A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock.

There is a difference between humor and immaturity and a childish attitude. Its pretty sad when you are the only one who thinks its funny though. "

Well thank you oh wise Canadian. You are of course right and I apologise profusely for being so immature.Your white Knight points total is increasing massively.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love threads like this, makes it so easy to add people to my block list "

This !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.

What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.

Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.

Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.

Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.

A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock.

There is a difference between humor and immaturity and a childish attitude. Its pretty sad when you are the only one who thinks its funny though.

Well thank you oh wise Canadian. You are of course right and I apologise profusely for being so immature.Your white Knight points total is increasing massively.

"

He's not being a white night, he's just stating the obvious.

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By *ames1991.Man  over a year ago

newcastle


"I like mine x "

Me too;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Whispers* Has he gone?

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By *ady n the trampCouple  over a year ago

Chudleigh

I prefer bomb doors on a Lancaster bomber lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I prefer bomb doors on a Lancaster bomber lol"

I don't know about bomb bay doors, but I had some Bombay mix once, it was very nice.

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

The biger the better as they make good ears ..

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heard an Aussie comic saying he loved large labia as it made cunnilingus easier, when looking for the clitoris.

He said it was like ten pin bowling with the rails up.... made us laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tracy's is very tidy , we have met some couples where the other fems labia have been larger or one is larger than the other and we really don't care. It's the person they belong to who is more important to us. If we were all the same how boring would it be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always remind me of gammon steaks, I like gammon steaks

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