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over a year ago
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"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains
Beef curtains sounds better!
Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?how about spam danglers  "
Labia sounds far dirtier  |
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"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains
Beef curtains sounds better!
Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?how about spam danglers
Labia sounds far dirtier "
Gold star to the man who can refer to female genitalia without having to be offensive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds less offensive than beef curtains
Beef curtains sounds better!
Really? Go figure...John Waynes Saddle Bags?how about spam danglers
Labia sounds far dirtier
Gold star to the man who can refer to female genitalia without having to be offensive "
So Labia isn't offensive...who knew  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With all these piss flaps, beef curtains and hippos ears knocking about i sometimes wonder why all men aren't gay, after all your strangled turkey necks look so much better |
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"I love it when you look at a lady's fanny and you don't see any inner lips hanging out,you only see them when you pull it apart,nice.  "
I'd bet a months pension that all the women on here want their 'fanny' 'pulled apart' ....... so sexeh ! |
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"I love it when you look at a lady's fanny and you don't see any inner lips hanging out,you only see them when you pull it apart,nice. "
Fucks sake. And I bet your knob was designed by Michaelangelo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i think thats why some people disregard single men ...vile and inane comments
Please. Not all of us  "
No, not all thank goodness! It does make you wonder about the maturity of some on here when threads like this are started though!  |
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A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies "
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"Nowt wrong with dangling a trout pout it shows that's it's had a bit of use and not some dried up old bloody spinster that's had it and never put it to good useage ..  "
Labia size is individual and not related to how much 'use' a woman has had.
just as some men have a button mushroom and others have eleven inches of glory. |
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"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).
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Its entirely possible to have a sense of humour and still find some attitudes offensive regardless of gender or intent. |
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"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).
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Reminds me if an old joke:
A couple were deciding what to wear to a fancy dress party. Hubby says to wife
" you ok you can go naked"
"Naked?" Wifey replies
" yes" he says ... " just pull them piss flaps over your head... And go as a sugar puff" ! .....
Well made me chuckle for sure! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).
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Well said! Happens a lot on forums.
PISS FLAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies
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OooooooH
Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground! |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies
OooooooH
Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!"
No moral high ground at all, but come on mate - 'piss flaps'?!
Does anyone else over the age of 15 use that sort of terminology?? We are all adults on here, the least we can do is act like it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies
OooooooH
Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!"
I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies
OooooooH
Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!
I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then "
Thank you for the thesis.
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies
OooooooH
Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!
I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then "
Thank you!!! My point exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies
OooooooH
Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!
I'm not sure they are takingit, they have it by default. Your posts are always puerile, seemingly written by a thirteen year old spotty boy. No wonder you struggle to get meets (see other thread). Try to look at women as if they are equals, have wants and needs separate to your own, in fact see them as if they are autonomous and not in thrall of your magnificent masculinity. Might do better then "
This exactly!! Tho it makes it v easy who to block on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG! Am I back at school??
And single men wonder why they get a bad name.....unbelievable! !
The OP has started a ridiculous amount of these inane threads over the past week, about time everyone ignored him instead of feeding his immature fantasies
OooooooH
Ark at the swinger taking the moral high ground!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).
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hahaha well said |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lovely mix of comments here from the offended by everything brigade, to those with a sense of humour who don't take everything written down too seriously, then the best ones of the lot the white knights charging in on their valiant steeds ready to defend the ladies honour (still won't get you a meet though).
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hahaha well said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I (MR) prefer to call it a lady oyster ...
I once had a woman who had the largest lips/flaps/labia I have ever came across. When going down on her they nearly filled my mouth. They felt amazing ... although she did complain that she sometimes had to hold them wide apart when shagged not to have them caught in her vagina, which if it did made it a very uncomfortable/painful experience ... everything comes with a price!
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By (user no longer on site)
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You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.  |
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy. "
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
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Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place. "
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS. "
Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.
Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine. "
Some people are very easily amused! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big wet floppy PISS FLAPS!!!!!
Fuckin idiot
I think you need to reacquaint yourself with the forum rules dear boy!!"
Antagonising to get people banned isn't attractive you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.
Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.
Some people are very easily amused!"
It seems that way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.
Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine. "
A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock. |
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.
Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.
A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock."
There is a difference between humor and immaturity and a childish attitude. Its pretty sad when you are the only one who thinks its funny though. |
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.
Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.
A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock.
There is a difference between humor and immaturity and a childish attitude. Its pretty sad when you are the only one who thinks its funny though. "
Well thank you oh wise Canadian. You are of course right and I apologise profusely for being so immature.Your white Knight points total is increasing massively.
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"You have to admire an intelligent man! Who would have realised shouting piss flaps would be so enticing to the opposite sex! I mean any sexy sassy clued up woman is going to swoon and say to them self I just have to miss up the piss flap guy.
What I find hilarious is the "flap" some on here are getting into over this.
Why you know what you was doing when you put it up that was your intent in the first place.
Not at all. This was supposed to be a serious and in depth discussion on the subject of PISS FLAPS.
Look you may be the man who met the pieman going to the fair but lets face it your intention was clear that's why you capitalise like a schoolboy giggling at his first porn magazine.
A world without laughter would be a poorer place Mr Rock.
There is a difference between humor and immaturity and a childish attitude. Its pretty sad when you are the only one who thinks its funny though.
Well thank you oh wise Canadian. You are of course right and I apologise profusely for being so immature.Your white Knight points total is increasing massively.
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He's not being a white night, he's just stating the obvious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Heard an Aussie comic saying he loved large labia as it made cunnilingus easier, when looking for the clitoris.
He said it was like ten pin bowling with the rails up.... made us laugh x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tracy's is very tidy , we have met some couples where the other fems labia have been larger or one is larger than the other and we really don't care. It's the person they belong to who is more important to us. If we were all the same how boring would it be. |
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