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dirtiest things people have done?

By *asisoffun OP Couple over a year ago

nottingham/belfast

We were talking last night about the dirtiest/kinkiest things we have done and one sticks in our minds which was having sex on a busy train and was wondering what sort or things you guys have done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it depends what you consider dirty/kinky. What one person thinks is extreme another would find very tame.

As mentioned in another thread for me it would probably be pissing on a girl in her underwear then fucking her while she wore the piss soaked knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think it depends what you consider dirty/kinky. What one person thinks is extreme another would find very tame.

As mentioned in another thread for me it would probably be pissing on a girl in her underwear then fucking her while she wore the piss soaked knickers

Yep that's dirty

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By *atch2334Man over a year ago

Bish

"I think it depends what you consider dirty/kinky. What one person thinks is extreme another would find very tame.

As mentioned in another thread for me it would probably be pissing on a girl in her underwear then fucking her while she wore the piss soaked knickers

Thats very hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once ate a sandwich after changing the head gasket on a Vauxhall Astra, without washing my hands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once ate a sandwich after changing the head gasket on a Vauxhall Astra, without washing my hands!

I thought only I did things like that !!

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By *asisoffun OP Couple over a year ago

nottingham/belfast

"I think it depends what you consider dirty/kinky. What one person thinks is extreme another would find very tame.

As mentioned in another thread for me it would probably be pissing on a girl in her underwear then fucking her while she wore the piss soaked knickers

Yeah agree that's dirty x

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

I made a brew for a woman at work,I wiped me dick round the rim of her cup,and she said it was the best cup of tea she had had.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be when I was in the bath and this woman was pissing all over me and I rubbed her piss all over my body and cock mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think it depends what you consider dirty/kinky. What one person thinks is extreme another would find very tame.

As mentioned in another thread for me it would probably be pissing on a girl in her underwear then fucking her while she wore the piss soaked knickers

Yeah agree that's dirty x "

Hard to tell if you think its good dirty or gross dirty lmao. Its not a regular thing it was a one off. But a regular thing for us is my wife can squirt when she cums and regularly does so over my face, or takes her knickers off puts them on me, squirts onto my cock through them then sucks me through them sucking her squirt up as she does so :D

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By *astersfuckpigCouple over a year ago

Eastbourne

If we told you that we would be banned

..what is "extreme" to most is a sunday afternoon to us

But really you can not judge what is "extreme" to others,most daily mail readers would class having sex more than once a week as kinky and with the lights on as extreme..

I think most will say watersports as its the safest thing to say while still being kinky and within the rules..

So the most extreme thing we have done would be a cum,piss and spit cocktail..

Its not but will be interesting to see if someones willing see me and raise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If we told you that we would be banned

..what is "extreme" to most is a sunday afternoon to us

But really you can not judge what is "extreme" to others,most daily mail readers would class having sex more than once a week as kinky and with the lights on as extreme..

I think most will say watersports as its the safest thing to say while still being kinky and within the rules..

So the most extreme thing we have done would be a cum,piss and spit cocktail..

Its not but will be interesting to see if someones willing see me and raise

We are possibly on the same wavelength..

Our fet filth is available in certain places... i.e not on nilla sites like this lol....ohhh watersports - dirty buggers. outrageous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucked a married woman in the ass in her marital bed as her act of revenge for her husbands cheating on her...

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I made a brew for a woman at work,I wiped me dick round the rim of her cup,and she said it was the best cup of tea she had had.

I hope she puts Ex-Lax in your tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So now I'm all curious what is kinkier than watersports yet can't be mentioned on here!

Do tell please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So now I'm all curious what is kinkier than watersports yet can't be mentioned on here!

Do tell please!"

It's really just a matter of opinion. It isn't kinky to some people if some people don't like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A girl I knew used to drink my cum from a shot glass.

She also used to scoop my cum up off my stomach with Pringles and eat it.

I also shot my load over a salad she was eating one day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got drowned in piss. Made to swallow it. Then got turned round and fucked in the Ass Whilst soaking.

Also got tied up . made to pee in a bowl. And forced to drink it whilst wearing a spider gag.

Me bad

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By *asisoffun OP Couple over a year ago

nottingham/belfast

"If we told you that we would be banned

..what is "extreme" to most is a sunday afternoon to us

But really you can not judge what is "extreme" to others,most daily mail readers would class having sex more than once a week as kinky and with the lights on as extreme..

I think most will say watersports as its the safest thing to say while still being kinky and within the rules..

So the most extreme thing we have done would be a cum,piss and spit cocktail..

Its not but will be interesting to see if someones willing see me and raise

Ah come on you can't leave us quessing lol

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By *astersfuckpigCouple over a year ago

Eastbourne

"So now I'm all curious what is kinkier than watersports yet can't be mentioned on here!

Do tell please!"

If you do not know at 38 you never will..and see that little report button on your right..some cunts press it.

Now if you was to change extreme to fun..Then training a woman not to cum is fun..and to cum on command very cool,even more so if no one is touching her

And anal fisting is always fun..plus the whole spanking and cumming though pain while in sub space, that's really cool..

And then there humiliation..but now we are going back into extreme again

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By *ixmaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fucked a married woman in the ass in her marital bed as her act of revenge for her husbands cheating on her..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My better half likes me spunkin in her then she drips it out on to my chest and licks it off! She also squirted all over the floor the other week and I licked it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got drowned in piss. Made to swallow it. Then got turned round and fucked in the Ass Whilst soaking.

Also got tied up . made to pee in a bowl. And forced to drink it whilst wearing a spider gag.

Me bad"

You very good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once pissed up a gf arse after I'd fucked her. She wanted to know what it felt like. She then squatted it out as I lay in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucked and spunked in arse, then she sucked my cock hard again I fucked and spunked in her cunt .. With her riding me cowgirl so first load was dripping out of her arse over my balls.

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By *obroyman17Man over a year ago

"I made a brew for a woman at work,I wiped me dick round the rim of her cup,and she said it was the best cup of tea she had had.

Classic, just burst out laughing. Thanks for that, good end to a tough day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On our last meet Bangers was fucked and the plan was for him to cum on her tits so I could lick it off. The only problem was he came too quickly, so when he pulled out he poured the contents of the condom all over her tits and I licked it up and snogged her

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By *qua vitaeWoman over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

"I made a brew for a woman at work,I wiped me dick round the rim of her cup,and she said it was the best cup of tea she had had.

Ewww...I'll forever wipe the rim of my coffee cup from now on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got chatting to a girl from POF a few years back, and ended up doing some business for the company she worked for. Visited her place of work and fucked her during working hours in her private office. You could see silhouettes of people passing through the misted glass as we were fully at it.

Probably one of my best meets to be fair lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucked a married woman in the ass in her marital bed as her act of revenge for her husbands cheating on her..."

I'd love to hear how that came about did she usually let her hubby do it to her or was this a special treat etc ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleaned the drain outside bloody filthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty of kinky things

Slept with a guy on his wedding day on his honeymoon bed. I slept with his brother that night!

Seduced a young vicar by sitting on his laps and licking his neck until I felt his hardening tool and then (too naughty to say) lol

Was seduced by three policemen (together)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and seduced my interviewer at a large multinational technology firm and sucked his cock in the interview

I got the job but didn't accept it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and seduced my interviewer at a large multinational technology firm and sucked his cock in the interview

I got the job but didn't accept it "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't forget that I lost my virginity in a DP group meet

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By *anetandNickCouple over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

Dirtiest...

We enjoy sex in mud, from time to time...

Janet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dirtiest...

We enjoy sex in mud, from time to time...

Janet"

I want to do that - and have a photoshoot in mud!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got drowned in piss. Made to swallow it. Then got turned round and fucked in the Ass Whilst soaking.

Also got tied up . made to pee in a bowl. And forced to drink it whilst wearing a spider gag.

Me bad"

You sure your not wonderwoman? you sound fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does sleeping with a girl and then her brother the next week count???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When getting fisted, had another put his cock in and get wanked inside me. This was while I was fucking someone and sucking someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""So now I'm all curious what is kinkier than watersports yet can't be mentioned on here!

Do tell please!"

If you do not know at 38 you never will..and see that little report button on your right..some cunts press it.

Now if you was to change extreme to fun..Then training a woman not to cum is fun..and to cum on command very cool,even more so if no one is touching her

And anal fisting is always fun..plus the whole spanking and cumming though pain while in sub space, that's really cool..

And then there humiliation..but now we are going back into extreme again

Not sure I'd class it as fun but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

visited the sex cinema wanked & rode my partner while wanking 2 other guys off.. it looked like i was skiing lmto..

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Walked into the darkroom of a club knelt down placing a box of condoms and a bottle of lube next to me and put on a blindfold. By the end of the night I walked funny and had an aching jaw.....what a night.x

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By *iss69Man over a year ago

Knutsford

"I made a brew for a woman at work,I wiped me dick round the rim of her cup,and she said it was the best cup of tea she had had.

Didn't u burn yourself??? Did she know u'd given it a dipping??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once ate a sandwich after changing the head gasket on a Vauxhall Astra, without washing my hands!

Wow

filthy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got drowned in piss. Made to swallow it. Then got turned round and fucked in the Ass Whilst soaking.

Also got tied up . made to pee in a bowl. And forced to drink it whilst wearing a spider gag.

Me bad"

eeeww dirty cow

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By *ilver_medallistMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Got drowned in piss. Made to swallow it. Then got turned round and fucked in the Ass Whilst soaking.

Also got tied up . made to pee in a bowl. And forced to drink it whilst wearing a spider gag.

Me bad"

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got drowned in piss. Made to swallow it. Then got turned round and fucked in the Ass Whilst soaking.

Also got tied up . made to pee in a bowl. And forced to drink it whilst wearing a spider gag.

Me bad

Marry me

x "

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had sex in a dentist on the dentist chair ahaha!!got caught on cctv and almost got arrested safe to say im banned from that dentist....pretty certain they kept that video. ..xCodyx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shit in a girls handbag.........

Kidding!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucked a married woman in the ass in her marital bed as her act of revenge for her husbands cheating on her...

I'd love to hear how that came about did she usually let her hubby do it to her or was this a special treat etc ? "

She joined fab that day. I was lucky in that I wasn't a million miles away so got the call.

She had done anal before but not with him and her hubby was pestering her for it. Needless to say I was delighted to assist her revenge mission.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also shot my load over a salad she was eating one day."

That's the best reply I have ever read on Fab! In fact, the best reply anywhere!

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By *panker53Man over a year ago

leeds

my ex wouldnt give blowjobs and def wouldnt swallow so i sometimes used to wank into a glass and make her a juice drink to take to bed

she never knew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to say doing Double vaginal with a couple I meet a few years back.

Funny thing was we met for a drink and within 5 mins she asked me if I would do that lol

I nearer spat my drink out lol

I did it of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got drowned in piss. Made to swallow it. Then got turned round and fucked in the Ass Whilst soaking.

Also got tied up . made to pee in a bowl. And forced to drink it whilst wearing a spider gag.

Me bad"

This is maybe my favourite form post ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had sex in a dentist on the dentist chair ahaha!!got caught on cctv and almost got arrested safe to say im banned from that dentist....pretty certain they kept that video. ..xCodyx"

I have seen that video (-;

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

"Had sex in a dentist on the dentist chair ahaha!!got caught on cctv and almost got arrested safe to say im banned from that dentist....pretty certain they kept that video. ..xCodyx

I have seen that video (-; "

That's nothing... I was the one in the office working the camera by remote control

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having men wank (separately) onto my tits in a porn cinema.

I'd love a proper bukkake session.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a rather sexy female caller who used to like me to urinate myself.and also Piss into a pint pot and drink it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once ate a sandwich after changing the head gasket on a Vauxhall Astra, without washing my hands!

ya filthy buggerlugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once had to ring my boss and tell him I wouldn't be in as I was sick. He asked me just how sick I was. Well I said, I'm in bed with next doors Labrador...

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By *qua vitaeWoman over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

"my ex wouldnt give blowjobs and def wouldnt swallow so i sometimes used to wank into a glass and make her a juice drink to take to bed

she never knew "

Reminds me the cctv footage shown on tv a while back, where a disgruntled colleague was pissing into the kettle at work.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

"I made a brew for a woman at work,I wiped me dick round the rim of her cup,and she said it was the best cup of tea she had had.

I wouldn't be taking tea in your house!

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