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over a year ago
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Have you ever had the misfortune to go down for oral only to be confronted by a fishy fanny or cheesy cock?.
If so did you-
A- skilfully move away and suggest doing something else or
B- tell them in no uncertain terms that they stink like a Grimsby trawler or a rotten Stilton. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever had the misfortune to go down for oral only to be confronted by a fishy fanny or cheesy cock?.
If so did you-
A- skilfully move away and suggest doing something else or
B- tell them in no uncertain terms that they stink like a Grimsby trawler or a rotten Stilton."
Iv heard stories of some going down to be greeted by cottage cheese!!!  |
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What I don't get, is how someone doesn't notice, im constantly checking myself down there, what with shaving etc....id notice something like that lol...
and of course the odd taste of the pussy to see what I taste like lol.....I often wonder lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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On the subject of whiffy pussy and cock, are there any men and woman out there who like genitals that stink from a combination of piss, stale semen, sweat and menstrual blood? |
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I was going down on a girl once pulled down the knickers smelt Something wasn't right then strategicly made out my phone was ringing got me out that jam nicely |
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"On the subject of whiffy pussy and cock, are there any men and woman out there who like genitals that stink from a combination of piss, stale semen, sweat and menstrual blood?"
Wtf lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever had the misfortune to go down for oral only to be confronted by a fishy fanny or cheesy cock?.
If so did you-
A- skilfully move away and suggest doing something else or
B- tell them in no uncertain terms that they stink like a Grimsby trawler or a rotten Stilton."
B it's happened to us and let's just say he left stains where he was sitting... Horrendous hubby had to tell him to leave x |
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Never encountered a smelly guy on a private meet i have had a few try and join in at clubs though, ive told a few they need a shower, some get offended some just embarrassingly move away, no excuse for smelling, clubs have showers, use them |
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"What I don't get, is how someone doesn't notice, im constantly checking myself down there, what with shaving etc....id notice something like that lol...
and of course the odd taste of the pussy to see what I taste like lol.....I often wonder lol"
I took a Woman back home,
And just as we got started she said "can I use your shower I need to wash my undercarriage,
Her words not mine  |
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"What I don't get, is how someone doesn't notice, im constantly checking myself down there, what with shaving etc....id notice something like that lol...
and of course the odd taste of the pussy to see what I taste like lol.....I often wonder lol
I took a Woman back home,
And just as we got started she said "can I use your shower I need to wash my undercarriage,
Her words not mine "
hehe, im very particular about hygiene, but well at least she was truthful lol
love that undercarriage lol... |
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"What I don't get, is how someone doesn't notice, im constantly checking myself down there, what with shaving etc....id notice something like that lol...
and of course the odd taste of the pussy to see what I taste like lol.....I often wonder lol
I took a Woman back home,
And just as we got started she said "can I use your shower I need to wash my undercarriage,
Her words not mine "
I bet you nearly fainted  |
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lol"
I would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her"
My worst nightmare!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What I don't get, is how someone doesn't notice, im constantly checking myself down there, what with shaving etc....id notice something like that lol...
and of course the odd taste of the pussy to see what I taste like lol.....I often wonder lol
I took a Woman back home,
And just as we got started she said "can I use your shower I need to wash my undercarriage,
Her words not mine
I bet you nearly fainted "
No,
But after using the toilet She seen me washing my hands and said,
"ooh look at you all posh washing your hands"
I nearly had second thoughts about shagging her |
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"On the subject of whiffy pussy and cock, are there any men and woman out there who like genitals that stink from a combination of piss, stale semen, sweat and menstrual blood?"
last year a guy didn't want mine freshly washed as he said it can taste like you have been for a run!  |
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her"
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell. |
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell. "
Im the same always have wipes with me...on every single meet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell. "
Nothing worse than having that feeling, if I had no where to sort myself and felt I smelt, I wouldn't play lol
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"On the subject of whiffy pussy and cock, are there any men and woman out there who like genitals that stink from a combination of piss, stale semen, sweat and menstrual blood?"
What brought that question to your mind? Do u like that kind of thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What I don't get, is how someone doesn't notice, im constantly checking myself down there, what with shaving etc....id notice something like that lol...
and of course the odd taste of the pussy to see what I taste like lol.....I often wonder lol
I took a Woman back home,
And just as we got started she said "can I use your shower I need to wash my undercarriage,
Her words not mine "
Maybe not the best way of putting it but I never start a meet without asking if I can use the bathroom to freshen up before playing even tho I've showered just before leaving home. Not because I think I might have an odour problem, just because I like to feel fresh and clean myself after travelling. Its also proven to be a great excuse to share a shower on occasions!! |
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell. Nothing worse than having that feeling, if I had no where to sort myself and felt I smelt, I wouldn't play lol
Her"
Ditto. I've actually stopped a person going down on me cause I was that worried. They told me I was fine but it didn't stop me worrying.
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell.
Im the same always have wipes with me...on every single meet..."
Swinging fems handbag musts lol along with condoms as we know men sometimes forget  bullet maybe and if you fancy scaring the pants off him pull out a 9" strap on |
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell.
Im the same always have wipes with me...on every single meet...
Swinging fems handbag musts lol along with condoms as we know men sometimes forget bullet maybe and if you fancy scaring the pants off him pull out a 9" strap on "
hehe! my bags bigger than that lol...full of toys!...lots of them lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell. Nothing worse than having that feeling, if I had no where to sort myself and felt I smelt, I wouldn't play lol
Her
Ditto. I've actually stopped a person going down on me cause I was that worried. They told me I was fine but it didn't stop me worrying.
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That's it, if your not confident about things..no no I couldn't ..some of the comments with peoples experiences have made me go
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Ditto. I've actually stopped a person going down on me cause I was that worried. They told me I was fine but it didn't stop me worrying.
That's it, if your not confident about things..no no I couldn't ..some of the comments with peoples experiences have made me go
Her"
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we met a lady friend of ours a while back - one of our fantasies was to share a shower with her - the chance presented itself as she could get to us straight from work - she is never 'whiffy' but we did do everything we had chatted about - eeeeeeee was a lovely afternoon that  |
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"We was at a social all day at a club, no excuse lol, I kept on top of things, using the toilets most of the day.
Her
exactly id do the same....lolI would be mortified if someone said I stunk lol
Her
I always keep wet wipes or fem wipes in my bag if out now if there is no chance of getting near a shower. I get paranoid I smell.
Im the same always have wipes with me...on every single meet...
Swinging fems handbag musts lol along with condoms as we know men sometimes forget bullet maybe and if you fancy scaring the pants off him pull out a 9" strap on
hehe! my bags bigger than that lol...full of toys!...lots of them lol"
Love it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once went sea fishing and caught some mackerel , stopped at the pub on way home, got pissed, the next thing I knew I woke up naked next to a big lady in a strange house, couldn't work out what smelled worse the fishy fanny or the 12 hour old bag of mackerel next to the bed, I ran for my life!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some girls can suffer from a smelly fanny no.matter how much they wash as soon as they aroused not talking the normal lady part smell its a medical condition "
Bacterial vaginosis and over washing can be part of the problem. |
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