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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is an "ass pussy"?
OP please enlighten. God.., have I lived such a sheltered life? What else don't I know about?"
I think although I can't be certain that its just a big pussy described using slang talk
Eg....Man thats some biiiig ass pussy you got goin on there! |
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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago
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"What is an "ass pussy"?
OP please enlighten. God.., have I lived such a sheltered life? What else don't I know about?
I think although I can't be certain that its just a big pussy described using slang talk
Eg....Man thats some biiiig ass pussy you got goin on there! "
Or thinking about it now he could be using the archaic or biblical word "ass", that refers to mule or donkey.
So in today's language he could have said he's looking for a donkey's pussy.
I've got a few farms near me with a few donkeys, but no point in telling you where they are OP, because I don't rate your chances with them.
So you best stick to your hand as you're doing now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol  I want to play with meat xx
Clearly u cant even get sex if u paid for it so i would give up or head straight to the cucumber aisle"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big enough for a cucumber??!! Good luck with finding anything, you have a way with words that's enough to put any self respecting women off although you might get a few sluts with your crude immature approach!! |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind"
LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that! |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind
LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that!"
You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though. 
cricket box wtf "
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind
LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that!
You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol "
Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts! |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target. "
trust me I melt ur pussy xx |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind
LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that!
You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol
Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts!"
maybe your nuts are loose m8 |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx"
Only if you had a blowtorch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind
LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that!
You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol
Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts!
maybe your nuts are loose m8"
Not when she's finished with them, grip like a vice! |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch. "
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it . |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind
LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that!
You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol
Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts!
Lucky man
maybe your nuts are loose m8
Not when she's finished with them, grip like a vice!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it . "
How quickly can you dice a whole cucumber??! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it . "
You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol. |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
Lmfao ' big ass pussy' wtf is that  "
big ass pussy mean its female . Maybe to many men don't understand they inbox me lol |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
Lmfao ' big ass pussy' wtf is that "
big ass pussy mean its female . Maybe to many men don't understand they inbox me lol |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it .
You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol."
trust once im inside u you'll find out how hard I'm . You will moan or groan lol |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it .
You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol.
trust once im inside u you'll find out how hard I'm . You will moan or groan lol "
No love. That noise you hear women making is, in fact, snoring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"
Style. Bet the ladies are queuing up - after they have used Google translate to figure out what on earth you are saying.
May be you can ask a butcher - plenty of meat there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
You have no idea what you really want do you?
can I fill ur ass x lol "
Oh dear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"
I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love
But I could be wrong |
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love
But I could be wrong "
I talk rap and Im almost 40.
Theres an easy edit for someone in there |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love
But I could be wrong "
hiya are u good in bed x |
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By *enxxx OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"You are vile!
open your legs you'll find out lol x
And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it .
You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol.
trust once im inside u you'll find out how hard I'm . You will moan or groan lol
No love. That noise you hear women making is, in fact, snoring. "
u like hard one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love
But I could be wrong
hiya are u good in bed x "
I'm like a corpse in bed |
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Well then, I was gonna walk in and wobble what my momma gave me, after reading the thread title. Instead I'm in fits of giggles and if I wasn't attached to a catheter, I'd have pissed the bed.
Thanks for cheering me up OP and fellow fabbers for your replies. You've made a very poorly Lady laugh the hospital ward down!
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