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What's The most cheeky'ist message your gotten?
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
(apols for previous delete, spelling error)
cheekiest... defo a couple who sent a message asking if I wanted to play with them, pointed out they were both straight and there were no pictures of either, she said she'd play with a woman "if she really had to" and when I said no, they called me a fake and a timewaster...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhhh we have not had a cheeky message for ages.
Had plenty of couples asking to just meet the male as the female is "busy" or it's her greatest fantasy for him to play while she sits a home. Nice try boys.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked if I was a man in make up! Quite mean actually. Also said I had a cunt of a receiding hairline. I'm not sure if he had messaged me before and I replied or it was his first message he sent but it was a bit uncalled for. Now I can't stop looking at my own forehead! Bastard |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
One from a guy I'd never spoken to telling me all the things I'd said to him the last time we chatted (many of which I'd never do like how I told him I was wearing open-toed nude heels with black hold-ups - um, never!). The subject line was: Hello again.
Nice try. I use my block button rarely but it did make an appearance at the effrontery of that attempt. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"she said she'd play with a woman "if she really had to"
Some people just have the gift of the gab don't they? Silver tongued charmers."
Exactly what I thought after I picked up my knickers, because obviously charm like that snaps panty elastic even over the net!
Still kicking my self I missed out on that one haha |
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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire/Midlands |
Had one off someone desperate on my couple profile who said, that he didn't have a clue what to write, only that we're on the site and know what it's all about...what you reckon?
Needless to say, I didn't take up his offer as I don't do sympathy f**ks, but did reply by saying go to the forum to get advice for his profile. I never heard back from him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one guy write to us saying he recognised us based solely upon our public pics which, as you can see, don't show our faces. He told us what our real names were, where we worked, and who our mates were. Needless to say it was all rubbish.
I'm not too sure what he was expecting if he'd actually been right. We're we expected to roll over and say "oh seeing as you know us we'll let you fuck us" ?!?!? lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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However the msg exchange that probably tops that for cheekiness were the couple that got all excited by the idea of me drawing them that, when pressed to arrange a social, quickly switched to asking me how to meet other couples to have sex. You can't commit to a social and you're asking me how to get other couples to sleep with you?!?!? |
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There are some strange ppl on here lol
I think the fella asking if I wanted an affair just clanced through our profile an didn't read we are a couple, unless he did an didn't give on ethe cheeky fucker lol |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
I forgot about my cracker from ages back... I could play with the lady while he watched, and then if he liked what he saw, he'd fuck me - and if not I'd be asked to leave.
I couldn't use toys on her, because no "dirty bastard gets to fuck his missus because shes better than that"
How quick can you say "blocked"?
Gotta love double standards and judgemental folks  |
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