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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One for the guys.......
If you arrive for a meet and the lady in question looks nothing like her pic and is exceptionally ugly do you:
Make a poor excuse and do a runner.
Pop a bag over her head (airholes necessary)
Shag her doggy style only (strict instructions not to turn around)
Or other....
Discuss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for the guys.......
If you arrive for a meet and the lady in question looks nothing like her pic and is exceptionally ugly do you:
Make a poor excuse and do a runner.
Pop a bag over her head (airholes necessary)
Shag her doggy style only (strict instructions not to turn around)
Or other....
Discuss. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've turned up and left in two cases. In one the woman's pics were her but obviously many years, many stones and many hard paper rounds had happened since.
The other, the pics weren't her at all. When I broached the subject with her she said 'if I'd have put my pics on you wouldn't have been interested.'
She was right, I left.
I couldn't just think fuck it, I'm here and do someone, that's a bit desperate. |
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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago
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Know this is for guys but thought I would post anyway.
I met someone from another site and his pics must of been 10 years old as we chatted I asked how old the pics were and said I don't mean to be rude but if your meeting people you need to update them as its false advertising can't remember his reply but he was very arrogant I finished my drink and left  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Know this is for guys but thought I would post anyway.
I met someone from another site and his pics must of been 10 years old as we chatted I asked how old the pics were and said I don't mean to be rude but if your meeting people you need to update them as its false advertising can't remember his reply but he was very arrogant I finished my drink and left "
I had the same from another site.
He was stones heavier than his pic yet I sat with him, had drinks and chatted and then had the front to send me abusive messages when I said I didn't want to meet again only for 5 months later to message me and tell me he had lost all the weight and yes he looked fantastic but the moment had passed well and truly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" 
Her"
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ugly only describes what nasty people are on the inside,,,
It not an appropriate word to describe someone external appearance unless the person using it doesn't care how cruel they appear... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!"
Is that so?
Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!"
So what's 'lights out', 'doggy' & a bag over each others head then?
Kinky? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I posted this rather tongue in cheek because I recently arranged a meet with a lady after long chats both phone and online and lots of pic exchanges. Unfortunately what arrived at the meet was somewhat different from the vision of beauty in the pics. To the extent that I didn't even recognise her in anyway shape or form. When she approached me I was dumbstruck. She was at least 15 years older than her fab profile (have no problem with age just be upfront), at least 10stone heavier (no problem with bbw just be upfront) and one of the ugliest facest I've ever seen. For a split second I contemplated carrying on the meet purely because I didn't want to hurt her feelings (I know...all heart). In the end I remembered I'd left the iron on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!
Is that so?
Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either?
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I have never ever been in the doggy position......EVER!!!! Honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!
Is that so?
Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either?
I have never ever been in the doggy position......EVER!!!! Honest "
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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago
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"I posted this rather tongue in cheek because I recently arranged a meet with a lady after long chats both phone and online and lots of pic exchanges. Unfortunately what arrived at the meet was somewhat different from the vision of beauty in the pics. To the extent that I didn't even recognise her in anyway shape or form. When she approached me I was dumbstruck. She was at least 15 years older than her fab profile (have no problem with age just be upfront), at least 10stone heavier (no problem with bbw just be upfront) and one of the ugliest facest I've ever seen. For a split second I contemplated carrying on the meet purely because I didn't want to hurt her feelings (I know...all heart). In the end I remembered I'd left the iron on "
Was that the excuse u made? Pmsl oh dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I posted this rather tongue in cheek because I recently arranged a meet with a lady after long chats both phone and online and lots of pic exchanges. Unfortunately what arrived at the meet was somewhat different from the vision of beauty in the pics. To the extent that I didn't even recognise her in anyway shape or form. When she approached me I was dumbstruck. She was at least 15 years older than her fab profile (have no problem with age just be upfront), at least 10stone heavier (no problem with bbw just be upfront) and one of the ugliest facest I've ever seen. For a split second I contemplated carrying on the meet purely because I didn't want to hurt her feelings (I know...all heart). In the end I remembered I'd left the iron on "
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A few years back I met a girl of another site.
Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks).
It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality.
Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time.
I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site.
Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks).
It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality.
Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time.
I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time."
I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one
I really didn't know what to do lol
Ended up making an excuse that suddenly had to leave then ended up getting locked out house in middle night in the winter because in the rush to get away forgot keys
Ended up smashing window to get in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one
I really didn't know what to do lol
Ended up making an excuse that suddenly had to leave then ended up getting locked out house in middle night in the winter because in the rush to get away forgot keys
Ended up smashing window to get in "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We usually meet single guys & normally before the party night I (Mr J) ask any new guy to meet for a chat & a coffee.
So far we have not met anyone hugely ugly but I did meet one guy who was so dirty and smelly it turned my stomach. He even had green mould on his teeth
Obviously that was not something we would have realised from his photos.
Needless to say we cancelled our plan to meet him for a mmf! |
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site.
Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks).
It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality.
Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time.
I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time.
I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like? "
Fat. Wet. Moulting. Smelly. Licked a lot, even when you muttered 'fuck off ya fucking bastard' at it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Heard a story once where guy turned up to a meet, around 20 years older looking than his pics. The girl questioned him, only for to admit the pics were of his son, with him mumbling "But people say we look alike "......she left promto.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!"
My friends just told me today his favourite position with me is doggy....gonna have to ask him why now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Youve gotta be polite. See if theres chemistry. You never know they could make you laugh. Its not always looks, personality counts for alot"
Not in my swinging world. I have to find the person physically attractive.....I want to meet guys for sex not to laugh my socks off. If I can do both, great, but I have friends I can have a laugh with. I would just be honest with them and tell them I will be reporting them to trading standards for false advertising |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site.
Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks).
It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality.
Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time.
I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time.
I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like?
Fat. Wet. Moulting. Smelly. Licked a lot, even when you muttered 'fuck off ya fucking bastard' at it.
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Yeah but what about the dog? |
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site.
Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks).
It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality.
Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time.
I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time.
I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like?
Fat. Wet. Moulting. Smelly. Licked a lot, even when you muttered 'fuck off ya fucking bastard' at it.
Yeah but what about the dog? "
It confirmed to me what Id heard many of times. She was just like her owner |
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Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time.
Err...can someone tell him what doggy style means? "
Its ok.
I used to do 'doggy' I went up a level or two and now I'm on 'Rodeo' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Youve gotta be polite. See if theres chemistry. You never know they could make you laugh. Its not always looks, personality counts for alot
Not in my swinging world. I have to find the person physically attractive.....I want to meet guys for sex not to laugh my socks off. If I can do both, great, but I have friends I can have a laugh with. I would just be honest with them and tell them I will be reporting them to trading standards for false advertising "
Too true. If personality was so important then maybe Fab should have a 'personality' tick box description.....Are you. Hilarious, Mildy Amusing or Like watching paint drg etc. |
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"Youve gotta be polite. See if theres chemistry. You never know they could make you laugh. Its not always looks, personality counts for alot
Not in my swinging world. I have to find the person physically attractive.....I want to meet guys for sex not to laugh my socks off. If I can do both, great, but I have friends I can have a laugh with. I would just be honest with them and tell them I will be reporting them to trading standards for false advertising
Too true. If personality was so important then maybe Fab should have a 'personality' tick box description.....Are you. Hilarious, Mildy Amusing or Like watching paint drg etc. "
Or some 'smart' bit of software where it will answer this for you based on your:
Status's, Threads and Posts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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same for me was chatting to a guy photos did it for me so I arranged a meet . sat in my car I could see out of the corner a man approach who I did nt recgonise . he knocked my window and said hi it's me - to which I replied who? he introduced himself as the guy I d been messaging - apart from he wasn't the guy in the pictures , when confronted he replied it's my mate suppose you're not interested then - my reply no shit Sherlock !! xx |
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I have met some beautiful looking people who turned out to ugly in the sense that they are actually arrogant, ill mannered, narcissistic etc, and met some plain or sometimes a little odd looking people who are actually beautiful people as they are great fun to be around and we have all had great fun together. It's all about actual people, not how great their pics look.
Ugly is certainly not a word I would use to describe someones appearance, it is an opinion, not a fact!
Now, dirty smelly unclean on the other hand is a different kettle of fish..... |
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"When I first joined many years ago. I went to meet a woman at her house.
She turned out to be a man, who thought I wouldn't turn up. !!!!!!!!
Oh how we laughed. "
A friend of mine had that. Was talking to a "stunning" woman, decided to meet outside theatre in Drury Lane, when everyone went in there was one bloke looking at him.
Turned out to be his date. The bloke said has they got on he didn't think he'd mind! Who does that?!! |
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"When I first joined many years ago. I went to meet a woman at her house.
She turned out to be a man, who thought I wouldn't turn up. !!!!!!!!
Oh how we laughed.
A friend of mine had that. Was talking to a "stunning" woman, decided to meet outside theatre in Drury Lane, when everyone went in there was one bloke looking at him.
Turned out to be his date. The bloke said has they got on he didn't think he'd mind! Who does that?!!"
I went to the blokes house !!!!! Not been to Grantham since lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I first joined many years ago. I went to meet a woman at her house.
She turned out to be a man, who thought I wouldn't turn up. !!!!!!!!
Oh how we laughed.
A friend of mine had that. Was talking to a "stunning" woman, decided to meet outside theatre in Drury Lane, when everyone went in there was one bloke looking at him.
Turned out to be his date. The bloke said has they got on he didn't think he'd mind! Who does that?!!"
He may have had a great personality......oh and a COCK! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think it's not so much ugly, personality and chemistry can count for a lot and we've had some good times with people who wouldn't be considered to be conventionally attractive but there are certain physical traits that we couldn't overlook...bad teeth is an absolute walk out aspect for us, dirty hands and nails, dirty clothing, lots of things relating to personal hygiene but lying about things like age, body type just makes me shake my head in despair... what, they really think we won't notice? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No one is ugly
Yes they bloody are
She's right lol
U can be the most stunning person and have the most ugliest personality "
Who cares aslong as she has great tits!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No one is ugly
Yes they bloody are
She's right lol
U can be the most stunning person and have the most ugliest personality
Who cares aslong as she has great tits!!! "
And a winning personality
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you had to chose:
Ugly Person - Great Personality
Good looking person - Boring twat
What would you pick?
In my younger days I made the mistakes of picking the first option"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for the guys.......
If you arrive for a meet and the lady in question looks nothing like her pic and is exceptionally ugly do you:
Make a poor excuse and do a runner.
Pop a bag over her head (airholes necessary)
Shag her doggy style only (strict instructions not to turn around)
Or other....
Discuss. "
Where did the notion of beauty and what beauty is come from?
Are we born with a natural ability to judge who is and isn't 'beautiful'? |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Ugly only describes what nasty people are on the inside,,,
It not an appropriate word to describe someone external appearance unless the person using it doesn't care how cruel they appear... "
This
Some real charmers on here eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thank my stars I've only had one meet where I wanted him to leave, he stated he was gym fit on his profile and he clearly wasnt, he was a balding (said on his profile he had all his own hair) old fat man haha iv nothing again balding older men as it can be very sexy but he just wasnt at all. Ever since I ask for a pic swap of faces as I dont do blind 'dates'. Never met any ladies that weren't who they were in the pics though, every lady iv met was as beautiful and sexy as expected. |
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"I have met some beautiful looking people who turned out to ugly in the sense that they are actually arrogant, ill mannered, narcissistic etc, and met some plain or sometimes a little odd looking people who are actually beautiful people as they are great fun to be around and we have all had great fun together. It's all about actual people, not how great their pics look.
Ugly is certainly not a word I would use to describe someones appearance, it is an opinion, not a fact!
Now, dirty smelly unclean on the other hand is a different kettle of fish..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance...
So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love...
I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,,
But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares....
Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is...
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What's all this bollocks about doggy being the "ugly" position? I love taking a woman from behind but not because she is ugly, because I can grab her hips and pull her to me as I slam into her. Also, because I can pin her hands behind her back, or grab her hair if I'm being really rough and she's into it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance...
So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love...
I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,,
But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares....
Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is...
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How lovely and well put, shame on anyone that puts beauty before a good person.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance...
So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love...
I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,,
But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares....
Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is...
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I agree and it's heartless and ugly isn't really the best word for judging a unattractive person but people will always have a judgement about meeting a stranger and the looks
Haven't you ever met someone after meeting online and thought yuck I don't like you ! |
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance...
So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love...
I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,,
But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares....
Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance...
So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love...
I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,,
But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares....
Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is...
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Wise words and nicely put as always Soxy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!
Is that so?
Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either?
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This will be why my last physical meet was more doggie then. I did enjoy it but am now wondering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her
Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!
Is that so?
Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either?
This will be why my last physical meet was more doggie then. I did enjoy it but am now wondering "
Oops not the last one  |
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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago
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It must be my age ... lol ... but I look for other things in a woman than how pretty/ugly her face is! So I'd have a drink at least and see how we got on.
I know some people are more photogenic than others but I wouldn't be that happy about her appearance being that difference to the pics she sent before the meet though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then?
Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position"
Her"
if they're using fake pics they probably already knew before he turned up lol |
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