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By *ampleme OP Man
over a year ago
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I was having a lovely meet with a lady when I noticed a strange stain on the bedding near to her thighs... As I caught a better view it appeared to be brown in colour!!!!
I immediately thought the worst, even though there'd been no 'bum' play.
How relieved was I when I realised it was fake tan
Anybody else had a moment during a meet that's unnerved you slightly) |
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"I was having a lovely meet with a lady when I noticed a strange stain on the bedding near to her thighs... As I caught a better view it appeared to be brown in colour!!!!
I immediately thought the worst, even though there'd been no 'bum' play.
How relieved was I when I realised it was fake tan
Anybody else had a moment during a meet that's unnerved you slightly)"
Oh that's made me laugh |
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"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol."
Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out?  |
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"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol.
Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out? "
lol no but went to the toilet to get it nice and clean  |
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"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol.
Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out? lol no but went to the toilet to get it nice and clean "
So shit in the sink! Nice.. Pmsl |
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"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol.
Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out? lol no but went to the toilet to get it nice and clean
So shit in the sink! Nice.. Pmsl "
Yes it did go quite dark the sink but I cleaned it to as I am the gent you know lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god I've had a few meets that ended with me 'striking oil'!!!!! One of them was a full load. Quite unpleasant and obviously an instant passion killer (unless that's your thing). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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we were once having fun between ourselves on the settee in the living room one night when we noticed a few large, wet, brown spots had appeared? we stopped, all confused, until we realised the kids had left some choc buttons from an easter egg on the back of the sofa ffs   |
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"we were once having fun between ourselves on the settee in the living room one night when we noticed a few large, wet, brown spots had appeared? we stopped, all confused, until we realised the kids had left some choc buttons from an easter egg on the back of the sofa ffs "
haha brought back a memory reading your post...lost giant yorkie chocolate buttons have alot to answer for...especially when found melted onto a bum cheek |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"once told of a friend rimming and opening arse when a log came out ..............nooooooooooooo"
Lol thats just made my day thanks for sharing ( in a non weird way )  |
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By *arehamMan
over a year ago
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Yes me and a mate were shaging another mates wife we both fucked her then my mate fucked her up the arse and he was a big lad if you know what I mean.and they was a brown ring round his dick then he said go on suck him off ,after he said that I could not do a thing.  |
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