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What is the strangest thing someone has said to you during sex?
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over a year ago
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A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !
Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !
Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog! "
She sounds fun!
As long as the dog is outside anyways. |
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over a year ago
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"I was with a lady Friday night and she ask me to fuck like I was fucking my mother. I of course ignored this but it did make me chuckle later . "
My bro shared a house with a friend and oh..no it's too embarrassing. |
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"A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !
Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog! "
Barking!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God your Dad is cool 
we'd been out to the pub with my folks, had a fair few too many drinks, and while he was jack hammering away uselessly he just came out with it!
Safe to say it ended there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why what was wrong with you? Lol"
It was one of the very first times I'd met anyone from Adultfriendfinder. It was all very exciting. This guy lived just up the road and was huge in the trouser department. A few minutes of heavy petting, neither of us were in the mood to wait and within literally three seconds and a grand total of two thrusts, he looked up at me like my head had turned into a beach ball, back down at a now full condom and said 'what is wrong with you?'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...
With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you 
Apparently there was something! "
I'd be asking what was wrong with me not you. Although looking at your photos I think I'd blow my load very quickly indeed |
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over a year ago
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"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...
With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you
Apparently there was something! "
OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have
Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited |
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This is quite a ego deflater for me!
I say some weird s&*t during the moment...
Just for physiological effect...
The dog/bitch on heat one is a regular for me
A prize I have won!
And the way I tell them what their pussy will look like after! Im now afraid to mention!!
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"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...
With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you
Apparently there was something!
OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have
Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited "
That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.
I was a little disappointed. |
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"A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !
Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog! "
Maybe she likes it woof  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...
With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you
Apparently there was something!
OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have
Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited
That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.
I was a little disappointed. "
It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...
With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you
Apparently there was something!
OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have
Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited
That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.
I was a little disappointed.
It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person. "
What skills? Lol I didn't have time to do anything special... Just a bit of petting.
And his videos showed him with two other girls (separately). I don't know what it was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...
With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you
Apparently there was something!
OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have
Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited
That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.
I was a little disappointed.
It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person.
What skills? Lol I didn't have time to do anything special... Just a bit of petting.
And his videos showed him with two other girls (separately). I don't know what it was "
Well it could have been anything really the videos could have been filmed after he had already cum meaning he would naturally last longer or he could have had a few drinks to help him maintain for a longer time.
Or the petting and build up prior to the meet might have had him so sexually charged that he was ready to pop. Either way once you can look past the disappointment I would take it as a back handed compliment. |
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"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...
With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you
Apparently there was something!
OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have
Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited
That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.
I was a little disappointed.
It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person.
What skills? Lol I didn't have time to do anything special... Just a bit of petting.
And his videos showed him with two other girls (separately). I don't know what it was "
Maybe he has an identical twin brother |
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