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My first bj
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I heard that if you had a pair of ribs removed you could suck yourself off.
It was only after the operation that I discovered that it should have been the bottom pair. Still, at least I can suck my nipples now.
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"Yea funny guys but not gunna pay for holiday just to get one hoped someone could help me out in the uk lol"
your nearer magaluf then me lol (well almost lol) but sure someone will help you in your neck of the woods  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yea funny guys but not gunna pay for holiday just to get one hoped someone could help me out in the uk lol
your nearer magaluf then me lol (well almost lol) but sure someone will help you in your neck of the woods "
I wish tried messaging girls but get nothing x thanks tho x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If u want a bj that bad u could always open up a lil n let a member of the male species do it. U do that n I garantee u can have it over n done with within a couple hours"
Yes must agree with you there lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reading between the lines I'd say Sexiking is secretly up for a bit of man love. No need to be so shy dude...just go for it  No shame in liking a bit of male sucky sucky  |
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over a year ago
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"Reading between the lines I'd say Sexiking is secretly up for a bit of man love. No need to be so shy dude...just go for it No shame in liking a bit of male sucky sucky "
Lol  |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?"
Right ok little advice. You've been here 4 months and had no luck so clearly what you're doing isn't working.
First look at your profile as in view it and read it as it is. Would you in all honesty meet you?
They test says very little about you and makes it look like you spent less than 2 miniutes effort on it.
Carefully think about what YOU like and enjoy and put this down.
Then add in some things you'd like to try and the kind of person you're interested in.
Then you'll probably have some luck.
Effort in = reward out.
zero effort, zero reward
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over a year ago
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?"
I wouldn't bother mate, finding a woman who knows how to do it properly is like looking for purple rocking horse poo!
(Puts on tin hat)  |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
I wouldn't bother mate, finding a woman who knows how to do it properly is like looking for purple rocking horse poo!
(Puts on tin hat) "
Oh really???? |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
I wouldn't bother mate, finding a woman who knows how to do it properly is like looking for purple rocking horse poo!
(Puts on tin hat)
Oh really???? "
You're welcome to prove both him and me wrong, would you like the postcode? Looking forward to the answer |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
Right ok little advice. You've been here 4 months and had no luck so clearly what you're doing isn't working.
First look at your profile as in view it and read it as it is. Would you in all honesty meet you?
They test says very little about you and makes it look like you spent less than 2 miniutes effort on it.
Carefully think about what YOU like and enjoy and put this down.
Then add in some things you'd like to try and the kind of person you're interested in.
Then you'll probably have some luck.
Effort in = reward out.
zero effort, zero reward
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Take note of what's said above but even then don't expect things to just happen. Most women still like to charmed a little.
The social and club meets seem to be the best place for the more casual play I've found so far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will suck you off it Yates lovely the feel of nice cock growing in your mouth sucking and herring the guy moan knowing that soon your reward is coming his thick spunk |
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"OP why don't you ask your g/f 
She don't like it
try lubing her throat with plenty vodka first
what happens if she dosen't like that either "
fuck knows! i would have booted her when she refused to suck it the first time. |
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"lol you need to search the wimen in ur area to ask for a bj  "
I should imagine a city the size of Bristol would have plenty of ladies, either single or as part of couples. I couldn't remember how how many BJs I've had since joining fab. |
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.....he he he..and i Cant remember how many bj's i have given!!
Op....lots of straight blokes use my glory hole and some say they Cant tell my gender, unless i havent shaved!!llol
bristol based, my warm dark musky magic hole waits for you.. |
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"Never forgotten my first blow-job. Thing was, I 'thought' she wanted me to cum in her mouth, and she 'thought' that I wouldn't  ... did she ever spit!"
For fucks sakes a blow job isn't a wine tasting. |
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"Never forgotten my first blow-job. Thing was, I 'thought' she wanted me to cum in her mouth, and she 'thought' that I wouldn't ... did she ever spit!
For fucks sakes a blow job isn't a wine tasting. "
YEs it is, you get some that tastes like stilton lol. |
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"Never forgotten my first blow-job. Thing was, I 'thought' she wanted me to cum in her mouth, and she 'thought' that I wouldn't ... did she ever spit!
For fucks sakes a blow job isn't a wine tasting. YEs it is, you get some that tastes like stilton lol."
No, spunk doesn't taste of Stilton. |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
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your profile says you were previously on here as a couple. so you are saying you swung as a couple and never have had a bj! this seems unlikely that you were swinging and never got blown! |
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"Never forgotten my first blow-job. Thing was, I 'thought' she wanted me to cum in her mouth, and she 'thought' that I wouldn't ... did she ever spit!
For fucks sakes a blow job isn't a wine tasting. YEs it is, you get some that tastes like stilton lol.
No, spunk doesn't taste of Stilton."
I know but if its a dirty one it might got scheese around lol. |
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"I cant believe at his age hes looking for his first bj, good luck op."
That was exactly my thought, I looked at his profile expecting an 18 year old, he's 29. I find it hard to believe a 29 year old guy has pnt had a bj. |
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"I cant believe at his age hes looking for his first bj, good luck op.
That was exactly my thought, I looked at his profile expecting an 18 year old, he's 29. I find it hard to believe a 29 year old guy has pnt had a bj."
Well it's true
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"I cant believe at his age hes looking for his first bj, good luck op.
That was exactly my thought, I looked at his profile expecting an 18 year old, he's 29. I find it hard to believe a 29 year old guy has pnt had a bj.
Well it's true
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Have you done the rest if you don't mind me asking? |
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"I cant believe at his age hes looking for his first bj, good luck op.
That was exactly my thought, I looked at his profile expecting an 18 year old, he's 29. I find it hard to believe a 29 year old guy has pnt had a bj.
Well it's true
Have you done the rest if you don't mind me asking?"
The rest as in? |
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"Never forgotten my first blow-job. Thing was, I 'thought' she wanted me to cum in her mouth, and she 'thought' that I wouldn't ... did she ever spit!
For fucks sakes a blow job isn't a wine tasting. YEs it is, you get some that tastes like stilton lol.
No, spunk doesn't taste of Stilton.I know but if its a dirty one it might got scheese around lol."
That certainly isn't me, one of the benefits of being cut is it's very easy to keep clean |
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"Never forgotten my first blow-job. Thing was, I 'thought' she wanted me to cum in her mouth, and she 'thought' that I wouldn't ... did she ever spit!
For fucks sakes a blow job isn't a wine tasting. YEs it is, you get some that tastes like stilton lol.
No, spunk doesn't taste of Stilton.I know but if its a dirty one it might got scheese around lol.
That certainly isn't me, one of the benefits of being cut is it's very easy to keep clean "
Even being un cut its easy to keep clean a good wash soap n water is all it takes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the best thread ever??
Op come round our house and me and mrs will sort you out as long as you promis to swallow your own cum straight from our mouths. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant believe at his age hes looking for his first bj, good luck op.
That was exactly my thought, I looked at his profile expecting an 18 year old, he's 29. I find it hard to believe a 29 year old guy has pnt had a bj.
Well it's true
Have you done the rest if you don't mind me asking?
The rest as in?"
Sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The more you think about it the more unrealistic it is.
What's the 1st sexual experimentation you do when tour a teenager.....BJ
What's the swinging equivalent of a handshake....BJ
When you meet a new partner and participate in foreplay for the first time it includes a.......wait for it......BJ
You swing as a couple (or have in the past) and you are trying to convince people you've reached 29 and never had a BJ.
Pull the other one, it has bells on.
If you have never had a BJ what have you actually done? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant believe at his age hes looking for his first bj, good luck op.
That was exactly my thought, I looked at his profile expecting an 18 year old, he's 29. I find it hard to believe a 29 year old guy has pnt had a bj.
Well it's true
Have you done the rest if you don't mind me asking?
The rest as in?"
im guessing "the rest" As in are you a virgin? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The more you think about it the more unrealistic it is.
What's the 1st sexual experimentation you do when tour a teenager.....BJ
What's the swinging equivalent of a handshake....BJ
When you meet a new partner and participate in foreplay for the first time it includes a.......wait for it......BJ
You swing as a couple (or have in the past) and you are trying to convince people you've reached 29 and never had a BJ.
Pull the other one, it has bells on.
If you have never had a BJ what have you actually done? "
had sex n licked a girl out ok |
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"I cant believe at his age hes looking for his first bj, good luck op.
That was exactly my thought, I looked at his profile expecting an 18 year old, he's 29. I find it hard to believe a 29 year old guy has pnt had a bj.
Well it's true
Have you done the rest if you don't mind me asking?
The rest as in?
im guessing "the rest" As in are you a virgin?"
And no I'm not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is priceless didn't think I'd get this much entertainment on here hahaha poor fella has a mrs but she refuses to suck it
1 personal hygiene
2 work on your pick up lines Jesus Christ I thought I was usless but you my friend your on a whole other level
3 as stated before lube up with vodka and in your case lots of it
Poor poor fella good luck in your quest for head dude you'll need it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok ok enough is enough ffs, have none of you heard of care in the community.
Just drive the few hundred miles up to Gt Yarmouth & Vag will do the deed. Who knows you may even have one that deserves deep throating.
B & V |
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"Ok ok enough is enough ffs, have none of you heard of care in the community.
Just drive the few hundred miles up to Gt Yarmouth & Vag will do the deed. Who knows you may even have one that deserves deep throating.
B & V "
Don't drive suppose that will get laughed at |
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"Ok ok enough is enough ffs, have none of you heard of care in the community.
Just drive the few hundred miles up to Gt Yarmouth & Vag will do the deed. Who knows you may even have one that deserves deep throating.
B & V
Don't drive suppose that will get laughed at"
that's where your going wrong fella,
have you never seen 'confessions of a driving instructor' ? |
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"Ok ok enough is enough ffs, have none of you heard of care in the community.
Just drive the few hundred miles up to Gt Yarmouth & Vag will do the deed. Who knows you may even have one that deserves deep throating.
B & V
Don't drive suppose that will get laughed atthat's where your going wrong fella,
have you never seen 'confessions of a driving instructor' ? "
No never why |
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"Ok ok enough is enough ffs, have none of you heard of care in the community.
Just drive the few hundred miles up to Gt Yarmouth & Vag will do the deed. Who knows you may even have one that deserves deep throating.
B & V
Don't drive suppose that will get laughed atthat's where your going wrong fella,
have you never seen 'confessions of a driving instructor' ?
No never why"
Shit 70's film, please just go with a WG, go see a TGirl, someone with a glory hole. A mouth is a mouth, Bristol is a big city. I don't get my cock sucked by several people this weekend I will be disappointed. For fuck's sake stop begging on here for a sympathy BJ, just get on with getting one, it's fucking easy. |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?"
You've been on here before with an EX and yet never experienced a BJ before.... I kinda find that hard to believe!!  |
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over a year ago
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
You've been on here before with an EX and yet never experienced a BJ before.... I kinda find that hard to believe!! "
Thas your choice not to believe it but it's true |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
You've been on here before with an EX and yet never experienced a BJ before.... I kinda find that hard to believe!!
Thas your choice not to believe it but it's true"
Sorry but i see this as a "look at me" thread with a "give us a BJ while your looking" thrown in!!! |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
You've been on here before with an EX and yet never experienced a BJ before.... I kinda find that hard to believe!!
Thas your choice not to believe it but it's true
Sorry but i see this as a "look at me" thread with a "give us a BJ while your looking" thrown in!!! "
op i would pm this lady, sounds like she is dying to get her gums around your plums |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
You've been on here before with an EX and yet never experienced a BJ before.... I kinda find that hard to believe!!
Thas your choice not to believe it but it's true
Sorry but i see this as a "look at me" thread with a "give us a BJ while your looking" thrown in!!! op i would pm this lady, sounds like she is dying to get her gums around your plums"
He already did and found himself on my block list! |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
You've been on here before with an EX and yet never experienced a BJ before.... I kinda find that hard to believe!!
Thas your choice not to believe it but it's true
Sorry but i see this as a "look at me" thread with a "give us a BJ while your looking" thrown in!!! op i would pm this lady, sounds like she is dying to get her gums around your plums
He already did and found himself on my block list!"
playing hard to get! the boys obviously got patience, he's waited all his life. |
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I invited you to cum and have a no strings anonymous bj via my private gloryhole,here in Bristol... You say yr not bi,thats cool,but I did notice you had checked outmy profile,just curious??
Or is this some attention seeking bit of nonsense that has clearly irritated/entertained some readers?  |
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"Really wanting to experience this any ladies able to help me?
You've been on here before with an EX and yet never experienced a BJ before.... I kinda find that hard to believe!!
Thas your choice not to believe it but it's true
Sorry but i see this as a "look at me" thread with a "give us a BJ while your looking" thrown in!!! "
Thas your opinion |
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"I invited you to cum and have a no strings anonymous bj via my private gloryhole,here in Bristol... You say yr not bi,thats cool,but I did notice you had checked outmy profile,just curious??
Or is this some attention seeking bit of nonsense that has clearly irritated/entertained some readers? "
I wondered what you were on about |
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