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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"recently, an argentinian man broke the world record for masturbating in a 24 hour period: he masturbating 83 times."
i want an adjudicator, i'm up for the challenge 83 pfft thats a warm up for me lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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in an interview the man from argentina said
'Growing up I would practice all the time and took it very seriously. I knew one day my hard work and dedication would pay off.' |
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Phew when did he find the time to eat? On another site I go on there's a guy who delights in telling the ladies that he masturbates twenty times a day, no one cares bless him but he keeps on bashing em out.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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they interviewed his mother. she said the following
'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they interviewed his mother. she said the following
'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'
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How has it paid off and why does his mother know!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they interviewed his mother. she said the following
'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'
How has it paid off and why does his mother know!! "
Because the internet says,
Keep up woman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they interviewed his mother. she said the following
'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'
How has it paid off and why does his mother know!!
Because the internet says,
Keep up woman
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What was the record before he broke it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"they interviewed his mother. she said the following
'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'
How has it paid off and why does his mother know!! "
it paid off because he is world champion 
he comes from a small town and many people have been celebrating. he probably told his mum about it anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"they interviewed his mother. she said the following
'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'
How has it paid off and why does his mother know!!
Because the internet says,
Keep up woman
What was the record before he broke it? "
the previous record was set by a thai man. he did 61 times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they interviewed his mother. she said the following
'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'
How has it paid off and why does his mother know!!
Because the internet says,
Keep up woman
What was the record before he broke it?
the previous record was set by a thai man. he did 61 times "
to be in the Guinness book of records it has to be observed by an official from the company |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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however he has angered some people.
a woman that opposes masturbation said
'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease' |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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So he masturbated 83 times? That means he went from soft to hard 83 times in one day or came to completion 83 times? I'd be impressed if it was the latter - if it was the former then that is just wank imo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some people spend too much time on the interbetand just because you can google it doesnt make it true. Example: Look at the viral facebook video about strange black creatures growing out of a womans breast looks sounds convincing, can even be goggled as a geniune disease with links to tropophobia images, yet the link to snopes.com photoshopping hoax using the pod of lotus flowers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?
Mind boggles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?
Mind boggles!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?
Mind boggles!"
apparently, the america news network CNN covered the story and did the interviews.
before, you discredit my research please check out the validity of the story first
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"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?
Mind boggles!"
I often see people ask questions on here and get the advice that "google is your friend" so lots of people seem to rely on google |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?
Mind boggles!"
lol, i came across the story when i was reading an on-line newspaper.
believe me, i was surprised as the rest of you when i saw it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?
Mind boggles!
apparently, the america news network CNN covered the story and did the interviews.
before, you discredit my research please check out the validity of the story first
Googled it and clicked on 8 diferent sites and all of them post the link to the "official" CNN news report, click it and they dont work
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?
Mind boggles!
apparently, the america news network CNN covered the story and did the interviews.
before, you discredit my research please check out the validity of the story first
Googled it and clicked on 8 diferent sites and all of them post the link to the "official" CNN news report, click it and they dont work
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if you send me a private e-mail i will give you the web address of the internet newspaper i am using. i don't think i will be able to post it in the forum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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many people post links and mention websites in the forums for news stories, lingerie sites etc. As far as im aware you just cant name sites of a similar nature to this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember seeing a documentary about a girl who cried glass tears. Turned out the parents had put little bits of polished glass in her eyelids and shown the local priest. Then there was the woman who had marks of stigmata on her hands. She had cerebral palsy and the marks where from her fingers that were curled up and had marked her palms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I remember seeing a documentary about a girl who cried glass tears. Turned out the parents had put little bits of polished glass in her eyelids and shown the local priest. Then there was the woman who had marks of stigmata on her hands. She had cerebral palsy and the marks where from her fingers that were curled up and had marked her palms "
lol, i did not see the man masturbate 83 times so i can not say that i saw him do it.
however, if you want the web address of the internet newspaper i am using i will e-mail it to you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just searched on the official CNN.com website, they have no reference to the story in their search engines. "
would you like me to email you the web address of the internet newspaper i am using? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just searched on the official CNN.com website, they have no reference to the story in their search engines.
would you like me to email you the web address of the internet newspaper i am using?"
Ill see what CNN say when they email me back with all relevent articles from there archives. I dont trust a lot of the online newspapers the majority are just propaganda and hoaxes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just searched on the official CNN.com website, they have no reference to the story in their search engines. "
not all stories go into archive on the internet. some stories that are written in physical newspapers or shown on the tv don't necessarily make it on their website. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well since these sites have links to CNN it implies they have the story on the internet therefore it will be achived, you would be amazed how far they can go back. Afterall the biggest stories that shape our countries (and others) history are all facts recorded and achived in some way shape or form. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"well since these sites have links to CNN it implies they have the story on the internet therefore it will be achived, you would be amazed how far they can go back. Afterall the biggest stories that shape our countries (and others) history are all facts recorded and achived in some way shape or form."
i don't think an argentinian man masturbating 83 times will be regarded as a story that shaped the country, lol
however, it was impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"however he has angered some people.
a woman that opposes masturbation said
'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease'"
Bet his mum got pissed off washing all his sheets! |
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"however he has angered some people.
a woman that opposes masturbation said
'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease'
Bet his mum got pissed off washing all his sheets! "
Bet his mum got fed up catching him wanking lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what surprises me the most is that he actually COULD and WANTED to even though he could. I'd get hungry and have to stop for a sandwich  "
he ate with his left hand but kept spilling is drinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"however he has angered some people.
a woman that opposes masturbation said
'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease'
Bet his mum got pissed off washing all his sheets! "
And the curtains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too much time to waste, he wants to get himself a job, the lazy fecker!
It seems he's tossed off a lot of time that he'll one day wish he hadn't wasted!  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has suspected the article is a hoax! CNN are in tge process of suing the online tabloid that started the article something to do with mis-approprecention of the CNN name etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In between the pernickety posts this is the funniest thing I've read on here for a while.
I have to wonder if those demanding it be verified are secretly concerned that there may be proof there is a bigger wanker out there |
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"recently, an argentinian man broke the world record for masturbating in a 24 hour period: he masturbating 83 times."
Having worked in USA & Canada for many years I have never heard of this "newspaper" is it "National Enquirer"renamed perchance?....don't believe all you read!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Btw sorry 83 times is impossible.
Even 25 would be good going.
His knob would be two feet long and thin like a pencil and red raw,
Did he ejaculate every time?
Sorry but this is utter rubbish.
Managed 7 in one day when I was 17 and had friction burns for days.
83 christ u would get bored |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"http://nationalreport.net/argentinian-man-masturbates-83-times-24-hour-period-new-world-record/
Here you go. Enjoy reading this!!! "
lol, do you read the 'national report' as well? maybe, you just used google.
the link will take you to the story i used to create this thread. i think it's a good story and i recommend that you read it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phew when did he find the time to eat? On another site I go on there's a guy who delights in telling the ladies that he masturbates twenty times a day, no one cares bless him but he keeps on bashing em out. "
Lol |
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