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By *inky100luv OP Couple over a year ago

portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy peasy lemon squeazy

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Steal his chips!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide the remote.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Steal his chips!

Yup that would grind my gears! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the remote."

too funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one on ones is where she is licking my balls and slowly goes to the space between my arse and balls.

or when i hear her moans go louder and louder. love hearing and seeing a women enjoy herself.

in 3 somes, love the glow look in her eyes looking at me and her man knowing she is going to be pleasured!

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By *inky100luv OP Couple over a year ago

portsmouth

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By *airy_HettyWoman over a year ago

Greater London

Tell him to stop and ask for directions because you have been sitting in icy silence trying desperately not to scream at him to do it for the past 30mins after driving aimlessly.....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His fiance turns up for the wedding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Repeatedly removing comments

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell him to stop and ask for directions because you have been sitting in icy silence trying desperately not to scream at him to do it for the past 30mins after driving aimlessly.....

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide the remote control but only after you've put something rubbish on to watch!! Ie JK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poke him in the eye. That will do it. Lol

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By *ouple4couple7Man over a year ago

Swindon

Change the password on the computer and forget to tell him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just have a conversation with him, keep telling him he is wrong..there job done

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Repeatedly removing comments

Gimp"

I'm thinking that is the OP's point....

Quite clever....

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By *D40Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My personal favourite....

Asking questions just as he's falling to sleep

Julie x

ps, thank god he don't do the forums lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell him his brother's a better fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puke in his car...or on it...

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Have a 'discussion' wherein you make pointless and emotional comments that are:

Not linked to the subject

Proving you are wrong but you stubbornly refuse to notice.

When you finally do realise you then drag up a long dead incident and again fail to recollect all the facts.

Become angry over that 'thing' which upset you on holiday 2 yrs ago.

Start to cry then storm off saying 'Mother was right about you all along !!!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a 'discussion' wherein you make pointless and emotional comments that are:

Not linked to the subject

Proving you are wrong but you stubbornly refuse to notice.

When you finally do realise you then drag up a long dead incident and again fail to recollect all the facts.

Become angry over that 'thing' which upset you on holiday 2 yrs ago.

Start to cry then storm off saying 'Mother was right about you all along !!!'

Oh dear. Someone is having a bad day...

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Steal the ratchet from his socket set... or change the sockets about so they are no longer in order?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The words it's fine, don't worry about it. Doesnt matter. Seem to have the desired effect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make his gravy too thin

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Have a 'discussion' wherein you make pointless and emotional comments that are:

Not linked to the subject

Proving you are wrong but you stubbornly refuse to notice.

When you finally do realise you then drag up a long dead incident and again fail to recollect all the facts.

Become angry over that 'thing' which upset you on holiday 2 yrs ago.

Start to cry then storm off saying 'Mother was right about you all along !!!'

Oh dear. Someone is having a bad day..."

Never happened to me......I am properly single

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

Smash his Jaffa cakes with a lump hammer, well it pissed me off when she did it

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Asking him to repeat what he has just said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

@ the OP

that bod would drive most guys crazy

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

In Vince's case, don't pull the shower curtain over when you're done, don't leave the throw on the sofa immaculately straight and leave fingerprints on his shiney black Wii U game pad!

- Amy. x

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

"
that's outrageous

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

that's outrageous

see ... it works

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

that's outrageous

see ... it works

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absolutely fuming now lol, how can you say Star Wars is crap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take his credit card and max it out

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

tidy my garage/shed grrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive his car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You women are bad.but hey got some great tips on how to drive him mad

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

that's outrageous

see ... it works

absolutely fuming now lol, how can you say Star Wars is crap"

Lol I like it really but don't let on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

Take that's StarWars commennt back !!!

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

Take that's StarWars commennt back !!!

Hehe bless you little Ewoks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide his keys when he's late.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eat all his favourite snacks and drink all his beer.

He knows where the shop it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If he's really really pissed you off shit in his car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flirt with his dad/brother/mates/Co-workers.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

refuse to give him a BJ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Base a decision on the wrong hunch, before checking the facts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

Take that's StarWars commennt back !!!

Hehe bless you little Ewoks

Ewok I am a full grown Wookie I will have you know

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By *attyleedsMan over a year ago

leeds

Was,nt star wars real!!!!! Bubble burst!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When sitting in the passenger seat of his car, change the radio station or CD while he is right there next to you

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By *attyleedsMan over a year ago

leeds

Yeah !! I.m the captain I sit in the right hand side . So keep off the knob,s !!

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By *iss Chievous1Woman over a year ago

my world

Accidental look for something behind the TV when the footie is on and Accidental knock the areal out !!!!! Oops soz !! Giggles !!!!

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By *attyleedsMan over a year ago

leeds

Don't bend over to long babe cos I.'ll fun behind you and slip you a length xxx yeah

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By *DandPokeCouple over a year ago

Norwich

turn the xbox off mid play?

spend all his money

tell him him youve gone off sex

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By *iss Chievous1Woman over a year ago

my world

"Don't bend over to long babe cos I.'ll fun behind you and slip you a length xxx yeah"

Obviously Not a footie fan !!!!

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By *attyleedsMan over a year ago

leeds

Now that stink,s just completed a level on moh 3 !!! And you have turned it off !!! Now your going to get it !!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *attyleedsMan over a year ago

leeds

Not pufters football !!!! It's a man,s game get in there and tackle like a man ..

Rugby league now you're talking that's a game

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

Take that's StarWars commennt back !!!

Hehe bless you little Ewoks

Ewok I am a full grown Wookie I will have you know

I would do an impression but it turns out it's impossible to type a Wookie noise!

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By *attyleedsMan over a year ago

leeds

The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell him footballs "only a game" or that Star Wars was crap ?

No?..... just here then

Take that's StarWars commennt back !!!

Hehe bless you little Ewoks

Ewok I am a full grown Wookie I will have you know

I would do an impression but it turns out it's impossible to type a Wookie noise! "

It is a noise that doesn't really translate to the written word so how about ' OOTINI!!' instead (bonus points for the characters)

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

It is a noise that doesn't really translate to the written word so how about ' OOTINI!!' instead (bonus points for the characters)"

Can't ask the Star Wars freaky husband as he is at work so Google was my friend. Jawa apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is a noise that doesn't really translate to the written word so how about ' OOTINI!!' instead (bonus points for the characters)

Can't ask the Star Wars freaky husband as he is at work so Google was my friend. Jawa apparently

Cheat lol did we hijack this forum ?? lol

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

" Cheat lol did we hijack this forum ?? lol

Oopsie... sorry OP or is thread hijacking another way to annoy blokes? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Cheat lol did we hijack this forum ?? lol

Oopsie... sorry OP or is thread hijacking another way to annoy blokes? Lol"

Not annoying me I am having a giggle

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