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"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! "Too much teeth.  | |||
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"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! "Yeah you wouldn't tell them it's bad. But yeah I had bad ones. Too much teeth, not firm another, too slow. | |||
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"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! "Steve's had a few bad ones - scraping teeth is painful as is too much yanking and pulling - some women don't realise these appendages are actually attached to a body! They aren't all good! Z | |||
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"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! "Don't be lazy but daaaamnnn girl don't get too crazy!!!  | |||
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"i slobber like a dog, nibble up a cock like its corn on the cob.. " | |||
"i slobber like a dog, nibble up a cock like its corn on the cob.. "A little lubrication certainly helps! | |||
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"A male friend of mine recently said he had had a bad Bj... From what I understand she was inexperienced. That didn't put him off, he quite likes the idea of teaching her if you see what I mean
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"I'm really bad at giving them. I admit it. I'm having to practice on a man to get better. I've been practising on him for 4 years now. I think I should have passed the test by now " practise makes perfecr  keep practising lol | |||
"I'm really bad at giving them. I admit it. I'm having to practice on a man to get better. I've been practising on him for 4 years now. I think I should have passed the test by now practise makes perfecr keep practising lol "uncanny,that's exactly what he says  | |||
"I'm really bad at giving them. I admit it. I'm having to practice on a man to get better. I've been practising on him for 4 years now. I think I should have passed the test by now practise makes perfecr keep practising lol
uncanny,that's exactly what he says " see lol now wud we put u astray | |||
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"All guys like it different , best thing to do is ask how they like it " this!!!! Plus teeth and wanking like your getting ketchup out of a bottle is a no no lol | |||
"A male friend of mine recently said he had had a bad Bj... From what I understand she was inexperienced. That didn't put him off, he quite likes the idea of teaching her if you see what I mean
cud be a very long lesson "Or a very painful one for him if she doesn't improve lol | |||
"A male friend of mine recently said he had had a bad Bj... From what I understand she was inexperienced. That didn't put him off, he quite likes the idea of teaching her if you see what I mean
cud be a very long lesson
Or a very painful one for him if she doesn't improve lol "  | |||
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"Sorry am listening to some of the men moaning about teeth etc... How many men think women like having their clit nibbled/nipped or even heaven forbid flicked? Welcome to our world "The OP was about bad blowjobs because they were fed up of hearing every BJ was the best ever. So it's not moaning it's answering the OP. You could start a thread about bad clit stimulation and educate us all. | |||
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bloody great bj tho | |||
"Had a few bad ones most of the bad ones are where they just stick it in there mouth and do nothing or just rock there head a bit" Yep, one lady I remember seemed to think that the faster she went up and down, the better it was. | |||
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Yeah, not good, but she tried I guess lol | |||
I just couldn't bring myself to do it  | |||
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"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!
I just couldn't bring myself to do it "Ouch!!! No thank you!!! ?? | |||
"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!
I just couldn't bring myself to do it "You can bite me, just not too hard | |||
"Dry mouths, too much teeth contact, and a general lack of passion and enthusiasm all lead to a bad blowjob. By contrast, a good one she be one full of shared excitement, acceptance and LOVE! When I'm being blown by a woman who turns me on and excites me, I want to feel her lips tenderly kissing my cock, I want to feel her licking it like it tastes as good as a mini-milk, I want to feel her sucking it as though the cock itself isn't enough, she WANTS to make me climax so she can taste my semen too. Simply dutifully going down on a man isn't enough ladies, you have to enjoy it, and make him feel appreciated." | |||
"All guys like it different , best thing to do is ask how they like it "  | |||
"Dry mouths, too much teeth contact, and a general lack of passion and enthusiasm all lead to a bad blowjob. By contrast, a good one she be one full of shared excitement, acceptance and LOVE! When I'm being blown by a woman who turns me on and excites me, I want to feel her lips tenderly kissing my cock, I want to feel her licking it like it tastes as good as a mini-milk, I want to feel her sucking it as though the cock itself isn't enough, she WANTS to make me climax so she can taste my semen too. Simply dutifully going down on a man isn't enough ladies, you have to enjoy it, and make him feel appreciated." | |||
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"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!
I just couldn't bring myself to do it "I've had it a few times... Was a bit of a turn on. | |||
"Got to do it quote Samantha Jones x You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing. x" perfectly said, which is why some men pay special attention to oral play too | |||
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"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! "a) not using hands b) ignoring the balls got to have them sucked mmm c) avoiding eye contact nothing sexier than tohave her look u sstraight in the eye as she does it | |||
"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious!
Too much teeth. "
Yep, this, keep your teeth away from my old boy please | |||
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"From experience.... .... don't use industrial strength mouthwash immediately before giving a bj, apparently it stings .... only use a small quantity of space dust and not the whole packet at once for a bj, apparently it was fine to start with, good stimulation, but as the space dust dissolved, and I started to foam at the mouth, my partner looked down at his crotch and remarked that it was like being sucked off by a rabid dog, to which as I couldn't laugh (gob around knob) it all came out my nose! Delightful "Actually I sometimes find that minty freshness quite exhilarating. Everyone is different some men get off being kicked roughly in the balls. So pain and pleasure have their place. But on most occasions less pain is better. | |||
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"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!
I just couldn't bring myself to do it "Don't like to be sucked real hard but do like the shaft to be bitten sometimes real hard till I can't take any more | |||
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"oh yes, there is such a thing. i had a girlfriend years ago, who prior to sex with me, had little experience. zero when it came to sucking dick. she would scrape the head with her teeth. on top of that, she acted like a cock was some nasty , gross , inedible bowl of peas your parents made you eat when you were a kid and you couldn't possibly fathom getting one more spoonful down. double whammy in the blow job business. i mean at least fake like u love sucking my dick. that ,along with the horrific scraping actually caused me to stop her in the middle of a bj, in anger , frustrated,.......i said just stop, in disgust. she was mortified, but i didn't care. how hard is it.........i mean, i could suck a mean dick i am sure, And i never sucked one. well, i knew relationship was doomed at that point. no way am i having LTR with no blow jobs." Have a feeling there will be comments re the last sentence but have to say 100% agree mate | |||
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"From experience.... .... only use a small quantity of space dust and not the whole packet at once for a bj, apparently it was fine to start with, good stimulation, but as the space dust dissolved, and I started to foam at the mouth, my partner looked down at his crotch and remarked that it was like being sucked off by a rabid dog, to which as I couldn't laugh (gob around knob) it all came out my nose! Delightful "read this and almost had the same reaction with my morning brew - | |||
treat my cock with the repect lol | |||
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"Got to do it quote Samantha Jones x You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing. x" | |||
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a big no no.
Vary the play and the tempo a bit. Use of tongue and hands is preferable, for me anyway.
No effort makes me wanna skip to the sex.
Silk | |||
"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! "a bad one to me an I've had a fair few. Are..... 1, too much teeth, the odd catch here an there it's ok but catch it in the wrong place with a sharp tooth ouch! But you can't blame them when they've been at it for ages
2, not enough "spit". Iv had a few were I just find there's not enough there. Not enough an it's just not as good. We like the tounge to glide not scrape again can't be helped sometimes.
3, I don't know why but I just don't like it when the woman can only take the "head". Don't get me wrong it's nice what man doesn't like their "bellend" licked. Me personally I like a woman that can take it at least half way but maybe I'm being to shallow but that's what I like.
4, the "porn star hammock" I call it. Where the string of saliva hangs from the woman's mouth to the cock. Well yes it's hot as hell an I love it but some woman find it disgusting. Everyone to their own.
5, deep throat. Yes girls we all love it!!! But me I really don't like it when I see the woman gagging. sometimes it can be a turn on but when your gagging everytime you deep throat it feels kind of wrong. Maybe that's my kind nature I don't know lol.
I've kinda gone rouge on this lol I'm sorry I could go on an on but I've just stopped myself haha | |||
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"1. When the woman doesnt allow CIM 2. When they say 'are you nearly there, my jaw aches' 3. 100 miles an hour with no thought about it. 4. Bad teeth lol." That's me No 2! | |||
"Teeth !!!" Some like a little nibble around the head though. | |||
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Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others | |||
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"Problem is every guy I meet always cums within mins of me sucking then tells me its never happened before, either I give a great bj, they think I was born yesterday or I choose a lot of shit shags lol I suspect they latter
Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others "U would never get me to cum in couple mins I rarely come from blow job | |||
"Problem is every guy I meet always cums within mins of me sucking then tells me its never happened before, either I give a great bj, they think I was born yesterday or I choose a lot of shit shags lol I suspect they latter
Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others
U would never get me to cum in couple mins I rarely come from blow job "Yeah that's what everyone says to me! | |||
"Problem is every guy I meet always cums within mins of me sucking then tells me its never happened before, either I give a great bj, they think I was born yesterday or I choose a lot of shit shags lol I suspect they latter
Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others
U would never get me to cum in couple mins I rarely come from blow job
Yeah that's what everyone says to me!"I would put money on it lol x | |||
"1. When the woman doesnt allow CIM 2. When they say 'are you nearly there, my jaw aches' 3. 100 miles an hour with no thought about it. 4. Bad teeth lol." No to no 1 and glad I am too | |||
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"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj " Ha..ahem.... | |||
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"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj Ha..ahem.... "Could we ask for proof | |||
"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! a bad one to me an I've had a fair few. Are.....
1, too much teeth, the odd catch here an there it's ok but catch it in the wrong place with a sharp tooth ouch! But you can't blame them when they've been at it for ages
2, not enough "spit". Iv had a few were I just find there's not enough there. Not enough an it's just not as good. We like the tounge to glide not scrape again can't be helped sometimes.
3, I don't know why but I just don't like it when the woman can only take the "head". Don't get me wrong it's nice what man doesn't like their "bellend" licked. Me personally I like a woman that can take it at least half way but maybe I'm being to shallow but that's what I like.
4, the "porn star hammock" I call it. Where the string of saliva hangs from the woman's mouth to the cock. Well yes it's hot as hell an I love it but some woman find it disgusting. Everyone to their own.
5, deep throat. Yes girls we all love it!!! But me I really don't like it when I see the woman gagging. sometimes it can be a turn on but when your gagging everytime you deep throat it feels kind of wrong. Maybe that's my kind nature I don't know lol.
I've kinda gone rouge on this lol I'm sorry I could go on an on but I've just stopped myself haha " | |||
"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj Ha..ahem....
Could we ask for proof "Lol lurker and no, you cannot have proof. | |||
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"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious! "I ask along the way if what I'm doing is working....I find a blow job in say a hot shower is so horny and for some reason it usually achieves the grunts and groans of him cumming. | |||
"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one. Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob? Very curious!
I ask along the way if what I'm doing is working....I find a blow job in say a hot shower is so horny and for some reason it usually achieves the grunts and groans of him cumming. "This sounds great | |||
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"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj Ha..ahem....
Could we ask for proof
Lol lurker and no, you cannot have proof."lol you can not blame a guy for trying his luck | |||
