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Has anyone sustained injury while having sex?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Long time ago was having sex with my ex we were doing doggie-style with me on the edge of the bed she pushed back hard and knocked me off the bed I tried with natural reflex to break my fall with my hand but ended up twisting my left wrist was swollen for 2 weeks and couldn't move for few more weeks |
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Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.
Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.
Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.
Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.
Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.
Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.
So yes just a walking disaster area really. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.
Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.
Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.
Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.
Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.
Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.
So yes just a walking disaster area really."
you're so clumsy mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex wife was lying in bed with me astride her, my cock into her mouth. Putting my hands on the wall to push in deeper, I managed to knock a picture off its hook, which promptly landed on her head, giving her a nasty cut
That isn't the reason she is my ex by the way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We were going for it trying out our bedroom swing. The supporting chain snapped as we got more frenzied.
I somehow managed to sort of catch her altho we still ended up in a giggling heap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Last Time I Was Doing Doggie Style
Sex With a Partner I got Cramp In One Of My Calfs I had To Stop And Tell Her It
Was Bloody Painful Not The First Time Its
Happened Either So No Pleasure Gained
There Cramp Kills Everything.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex was an surgery technician in the Royal Sussex when we lived in Brighton.
She told me she had to prep the tools for an op on a guys lacerated penis.
Her mate who was prepping for an op on a woman who had cranial injuries came rushing in to ask for the personal details of the patient my ex was about to help operate on.
Turns out the guy with the severely chopped up dick and the lady with her head caved in had the same surname and lived at the same address and were in fact husband and wife.
So they looked through the records of both to see what had caused such strange injuries.
In transpired that the guy had gone home for lunch and had seen his missus in the kitchen. He asked for a quick blow job before returning to work and his missus obliged him.
All went well until his wife, an epileptic, started to have a fit and proceeded to chomp vigorously up and down the poor guys cock. He tried to pull away but to no avail. The only option open to him was to pick the large, heavy, frying pan off the draining board and bound his wife on the side of the head until she released him and his cock from her lock jawed mouth.
Very painful but I did laugh a little but only after a found out that they would recover from their injuries.
Does this count as having injuries from having sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went into anaphylactic shock from a flavoured condom
Swollen tongue and lips, throat closed, I couldn't breath and the poor guy (one night stand) hadto call an aambulance. All the neighbours were out in the street being nosey, so coming up with an excuse when mum and dad came back was ....interesting lol |
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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago
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Does this counts.
Whilst on holiday in Jamaica i met a woman from Croydon. When she left the bed to go to the bathroom i noticed a couple of brown looking smarties on the sheets'.
I screamed out lick a bitch, WHAT'S THAT'
All embarrassed she said sometimes when she comes her bowls open up.
I told one of my cousins on the quite, couple days later i found out that the word was out that i fcuk a woman till she shit.
I became a living God. LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanking over my girlfriends tits and I came only to have the most excruciating pain in my the base of my skull where the neck connects.
Went to the doctors with it and they couldn't give me any answer other than beta blockers.
Still comes back every now and then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's just put it this way...my ex didn't play the banjo for a while....my fault!!!
Also I had a very bad allergic reaction to some fruity lube on one occasion...ouchy.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing for me but a guy i met, halfway through suddenly stopped and got off the bed with severe cramp in his Thigh. Apparently it was a regular occurrence, needless to say he said he couldn't continue. Made me feel it was me, especially when he said i should go as his mummy was coming over
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD
I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD
I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot!" Yeah . You need your ceiling highering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD
I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering " is highering even a word ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD
I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering is highering even a word ? "
I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD
I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering is highering even a word ?
I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD " Go girl lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD
I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering is highering even a word ?
I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD Go girl lol "
Like I always say, if it doesn't hurt a bit, its not hard enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD
I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering is highering even a word ?
I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD Go girl lol
Like I always say, if it doesn't hurt a bit, its not hard enough! " lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was in Blackpool for a lads weekend and was getting it on with a girl on the sea front. Now we where on the section where the sea break is like a pebble dash slope ( this was about 25 years ago) having sex and I slipped out and as I pushed back in my Johnston went underneath her bum cheeks and against said pebble dash. And put a couple of decent rips in the underside of my willy. Lots of blood and pain and the girl said "hope your ok, I have to get back to my friends now" and of she went. I had to hobble back to the hotel to lots of laughing and piss taking. Went to A an E and they had a giggle and patched me up and sent me on my way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Got the worst cramp one time, pushed my leg out kicking a lamp over...only to nearly trip over the wire and hit my head after lol
We had such a giggle over that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"........All went well until his wife, an epileptic, started to have a fit and proceeded to chomp vigorously up and down the poor guys cock."
As am I and having a seizure whilst giving oral never crossed my mind, oops. Let's hope the meds work. Lol
Cramp a few times and today I'm struggling to sit down comfortably after a rather vigorous buggering yesterday. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was in Blackpool for a lads weekend and was getting it on with a girl on the sea front. Now we where on the section where the sea break is like a pebble dash slope ( this was about 25 years ago) having sex and I slipped out and as I pushed back in my Johnston went underneath her bum cheeks and against said pebble dash. And put a couple of decent rips in the underside of my willy. Lots of blood and pain and the girl said "hope your ok, I have to get back to my friends now" and of she went. I had to hobble back to the hotel to lots of laughing and piss taking. Went to A an E and they had a giggle and patched me up and sent me on my way. " Oh Dear Talk About a Cock Up
Yes You Certainly Paid The Price There
There Are Always Those That Will Laugh
At Others Thou Perhaps It Helped In Someways With Your Anquish Glad Everything was ok In The End..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got the worst cramp one time, pushed my leg out kicking a lamp over...only to nearly trip over the wire and hit my head after lol
We had such a giggle over that " It Was Certainly A Night To
Remember For Yer Its The Sort Of Luck
I,d Have On a Bad Day. |
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I had bondage sex shooting for chimera bondage and where my foot was tied,my big toe took too much weight(being the heffer that i am) ..
That was 2 years ago and I still feel it now
#foot slaves #foot massage
#poor Bisex ;( |
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