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Swinging Buzzwords - what titillates and irritates you?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just fancy discussing what words/things you love seeing on a profile, and what is hated!
Of course, this is all subjective - no walk-through to mastery as it is!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Professional' man/woman/couple
All of those meaningless Sydney disclaimers
Straight male that meets TVs
Let me browse some more and see what else grabs me
Miss T
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I don't like the use of the word vanilla or worse 'nilla. I don't like "treat with respect" on verifications....does the person saying this think the rest of us are savages. And don't get me started on "experienced but by no means hardened" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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life is for living !!!! we are hardly sitting around waiting to die !and my favourite is guys that have " this place is full of time wasters " yes that really makes me want to mail you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ALL OF THESE STUPID THINGS WHATS THE FUCKING POINT !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The stupid pointless disclaimer, then again I do use it as a stupidity filter, so it can prove useful.
The put the word xxxxxxxx in the title so I know you've read my profile.....err yeah right.
And finally the great "will fill in later" when they have been here more then a day.....how much later are you going to leave it until you fill it in.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh forgot....the single male profiles with the ranty capitals saying for other men not to message them.
JUST USE YOUR MAIL FILTERS AND BLOCK SINGLE MEN you muppets.
Again it's another great stupidity filter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have we had any that titillate yet? Can I suggest " Victoria sponge at every meet"?"
Haha! That's fantastic. I'll jot that kind of material down for later... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh forgot....the single male profiles with the ranty capitals saying for other men not to message them.
JUST USE YOUR MAIL FILTERS AND BLOCK SINGLE MEN you muppets.
Again it's another great stupidity filter. "
I sort of use a variation on that but I hope it doesn't come across as ranty
"PS: Guys if I browse your profile it's because of something you've posted on the forum not because I fancy you , sorry "
I have no filters on however in fairness I must say I've responded to every male offer along the lines of " TY for the compliment but I'm sorry I'm only interested in females"
To date I've only had to block one muppet for being persistent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its more things on verifications that bug me - especially when people big themselves up by saying - if youre lucky enough to meet/be considered by this person - makes me ggrr |
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While we're on the subject.....profiles that are headed"New To This" that have a list of play verifications as long as your arm and have been her "over a year".
Ps this doesn't mean that I think a long list of verifications is wrong. |
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"I don't like the use of the word vanilla or worse 'nilla. I don't like "treat with respect" on verifications....does the person saying this think the rest of us are savages. And don't get me started on "experienced but by no means hardened""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I agree with all this but am guilty in the past of one or two of some of the offences stated.
I suspect all of us are guilty of something on this thread "
I know I was guilty of something that I've called out as now irritating me back in the day.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will fill in later..........
.....if I can ever be arsed
....on the other hand I may just leave it this way.....
...I'm sure it'll attract the ladies
....they love an air of mystery... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sometimes think the whole idea with profiles is simply not to fuck up. You'd be surprised how many people's write ups read like David Lynch's angry dog cartoon and how many photos include a picture of a loo in the background with a floating poo in it lol 
So simply not fucking up is the first hurdle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can we stretch this a bit to photos?
I get fed up with single male profiles where there are more photos of women with his cock in various orifices than there are of him."
Of course he will have sought the permission of the owner of said orifices....*cough, splutter* |
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"can we stretch this a bit to photos?
I get fed up with single male profiles where there are more photos of women with his cock in various orifices than there are of him.
Of course he will have sought the permission of the owner of said orifices....*cough, splutter* "
Naturally  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put (jump through hoops) in the message so I know you read my/our profile.
People who put they are only looking for men 6'+ but message us for a meet "
I call that the crufts test |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soft swing only
wtf I can get that in the local shopping mall
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ideally looking for a relationship
really? On a swing site perleez "
Oops I'm guilty as charged on one of those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soft swing only
wtf I can get that in the local shopping mall
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ideally looking for a relationship
really? On a swing site perleez
Oops I'm guilty as charged on one of those. "
Don't worry, so am i. I don't see what's wrong using it that way, when you want to find someone who shares this interest. Not exactly something you would put on your profile on match.com! |
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