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WHATS THE FUNNEST THING SOMEONE,S SAID TO YOU,,"",AFTER SEX"",,
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who's first,,  ,, this should be good
or have you finished yet,  ,,,
is it in ,,,,
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"A friend actualy had a guy go "beep beep beep, the viacle is reversing" as he pulled out..
She said it would have been fine if he had any actual size worth comenting on :P
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another good one,, thanks people has been a pleasure writing,, as the song says ,,"and now the end is near" |
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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago
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Funniest ones and both totally true - both said to Rich
By an ethnic lady from Wales
'zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz'
(sorry couldn't spell a snoring sound)
She'd put her head down on her arms and fell asleep while doing it doggy!
And gotta be the funniest by a mile - From a very nice lady in Yorkshire
'Would you mind if we didn't have sex again'
Both 100% true
Anyone beat that?
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over a year ago
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"Er I think you might need this! while placing my marena coil into my hand!"
OMG that must have been embarrassing, not to say painful, sympathies. A one time boyfriend looked down at me as we were bonking and said "nice teeth", couldnt stop giggling.
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"Er I think you might need this! while placing my marena coil into my hand!OMG that must have been embarrassing, not to say painful, sympathies. A one time boyfriend looked down at me as we were bonking and said "nice teeth", couldnt stop giggling."
Not very practical, caused a whole heap of issues and months later im still not right. We did laugh at the time although my doctor wasnt too impressed when i handed it to him! |
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she was joking but thank god 
"you horny bastard" that was from a lady 