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What Will You Like As Your Epitaph
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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
We are all going to kick the bucket at some point. So I thought, if you could have a hand in it, what will you like on your headstone.
Be as bold, funny, brazen and outlandish as you like. After all, you'll be dead and gone by the time anyone gets to see it 
I'll kick us off then shall I?
I'd like mine to be:
Here lies a man who lived his life well.
If you don't think so, well, he doesn't care what you think! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I asked to be buried in a Y shaped coffin!!!
Here lies naughty purehoneypot,
in her last resting plot,
Minxy,cheeky,lots of fun,
She loved to take it up the........
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Can't remember who said it but I heard a celeb had written on his "I told them I was sick" or I told them I was not well"
That would be good or have written something like I have discovered the secret of life and how to be happy it is .................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't remember who said it but I heard a celeb had written on his "I told them I was sick" or I told them I was not well"
That would be good or have written something like I have discovered the secret of life and how to be happy it is ...................."
Think it was Spike Milligan and it says 'told you I was ill' |
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"This one is 17th century, I think...
"as you are now, I once was
As I am now, you will be"
Or
"I believe in reincarnation and you've just trodden on me""
hmmm that first quotes slightly different but i have a feeling somebody has seen the original BSG...
as for me...
"i hope you made sure i was dead before you put me in here" |
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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:
"Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes, who died January 3, 1803.
His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted."
She certainly doesn't hang about does she  |
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