Favourite words for the penis.
Cock
Todger
Pork Sword
John Thomas
Old Boy
Beef Bayonet
Guaranteed to kill the moment stone dead....'Suck my beef bayonet bitch' ... I'd be rolling about
Oblivion! Named after the rollercoaster at Alton Towers, because girls scream when they ride it!
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*disclaimer*
I'm not really that shallow, I just call mine 'Little Tom' and girls usually laugh when they see it!