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What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed.  Grim. No messages for me for a while lol. |
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol."
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous - she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!! |
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous -
she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous -
she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!!
Omg "
Fuck me that's AWFUL dirty girl!!!
Unless she was a woman of 'age' even then she shouldn't be playing nevermind sending her young sailors to the poop deck  |
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous - she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!! "
So you ran out of the house naked? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous - she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!!
So you ran out of the house naked? "
Lol no! Jeans and teeshirt on quickly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous - she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!!
So you ran out of the house naked?
Lol no! Jeans and teeshirt on quickly! "
Ah ok,I think that I would have said something before he left if all of a sudden I was being fucked and then the guy got up got dressed,something along the lines of why have you stopped or whats the matter?  |
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous -
she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!!
Omg
Fuck me that's AWFUL dirty girl!!!
Unless she was a woman of 'age' even then she shouldn't be playing nevermind sending her young sailors to the poop deck "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous - she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!! "
Oh my !!! How totally awful !! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has been the most embarrassing moment during sex? Mine was this weekend when I was giving oral to a girl and I got a nose bleed. Grim. No messages for me for a while lol.
I was having fun with a very well to do church going lady (quite the turn on!) - missionary position when she shouted go down on me now! I moved south and the stink was horrendous - she'd pood the bed! I gagged, leapt out and left. She texted me later asking why I left!!!
Oh my !!! How totally awful !! Lol x "
Oh the smell!!!!  but the thing that she didn't understand why I left..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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GROSS!
Most embarrassing thing for me was when I was on my travels when I was younger I was with a guy on a sun lounger at 8am, d*unk. I moved to change positions and flipped the thing head over into the pool; thus chucking us both in.  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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I had a cold once when an ex was going down on me.. after about 5 or 10 minutes I coughed and blew out the HUGEST fanny fart I'd ever heard in my life... poor guy jumped back about 10 foot in horror. After about 5 minutes of me laughing hard and saying 'hey you realise it was just a fanny fart, right?' he was straight back in there like a trooper  .
My hubby came home from work one day and caught me on the sofa getting hot and heavy with...... a carrot. *cringe*. He just picked me up, carried me upstairs and threw me on the bed, but it was still embarrasing at first lol.
I was horny one day and forgot I had a tampon in, and it got pushed all the way in when I was horny and having some toy time eeeek. I couldn't reach it myself and was dreading a trip to minor injuries, so waited for my ex to come home from work, and told him.. he gave me a filthy look, but luckily enough he got it out for me.  |
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