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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I made a home made flogger out of a dozen long cable ties secured at the top with another cable tie. You can move the cable tie like a collar up and down to spread out the rest. Also doubles up as extra restraints. But have some scissors on standby! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"always carry baby wipes with you!  "
and condoms. At a club recently I was surprised how many guys where asking for them. The owner was selling them a pound at a time. |
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"If you copy and paste message remember to at least change the names on the message 
lol, you've had that too? 
Me three! Numpty's eh? haha!"
Let's not forget the one's addressed to "the two of you" - last time I looked there was only one of me!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember that there is a very informative website called Google.
Most of your forum questions are easily answered by using your own common sense.
If you need feedback on your profile, then your profile is probably already rubbish.
If you're struggling to meet people on an anonymous sex website, try going outside more often. Interact.
Being crass is not the same as being sexy. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
If you are so disillusioned by this site that you feel the need to post on the forums about 'bitches up themselves and the guys who smarm up to them to get meets', it might be time to remove yourself from the site.
Outside someones age/sexuality/gender preferences? Move on to the next profile. Do not post on the forums expecting sympathy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remember that there is a very informative website called Google.
Most of your forum questions are easily answered by using your own common sense.
If you need feedback on your profile, then your profile is probably already rubbish.
If you're struggling to meet people on an anonymous sex website, try going outside more often. Interact.
Being crass is not the same as being sexy."
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Do not make getting sex the main objective in your life. It's a bit sad and you look desperate. Try logging off the internet and doing something you used to enjoy before you got into internet porn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Constantly belittling people over spelling or grammar is not attractive or particularly intelligent
Gimp"
You forgot the period at the end of that sentence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Constantly belittling people over spelling or grammar is not attractive or particularly intelligent
Gimp"
Maybe not, but spell check is free and illiteracy is not sexy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Constantly belittling people over spelling or grammar is not attractive or particularly intelligent
Gimp
You forgot the period at the end of that sentence. "
It was free period.
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Google reverse image is your friend on sites like these already reported today's to fabbed pic because it's from a number of porn sites"
The system works it's no longer there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not attempt to seduce a woman at a club or party with a condom from your previous fuck still attached to your cock
Eww, people really do that ? "
Yes it happened to me at the weekend.....It was a lovely surprise that had me walking off saying eeewwwwww no fucking way mate! Filthy minging man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not attempt to seduce a woman at a club or party with a condom from your previous fuck still attached to your cock
Eww, people really do that ?
Yes it happened to me at the weekend.....It was a lovely surprise that had me walking off saying eeewwwwww no fucking way mate! Filthy minging man! "
What a guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not attempt to seduce a woman at a club or party with a condom from your previous fuck still attached to your cock
Eww, people really do that ?
Yes it happened to me at the weekend.....It was a lovely surprise that had me walking off saying eeewwwwww no fucking way mate! Filthy minging man!
What a guy! "
I know.....I don't know what I do to deserve such chivalry |
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"Constantly belittling people over spelling or grammar is not attractive or particularly intelligent
Gimp
Maybe not, but spell check is free and illiteracy is not sexy."
Ouch! I'm lucky reading and spelling came easy to me I have a brother to whom it did not and many friends who struggle with it, spell check only helps if you have some idea how to spell the word in the first place and are able to recognise it spelled correctly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew that despite being a 40 year old woman, my tragic love of Viz would eventually result in a thread I could call home.
ANGLERS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep-net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BUS DRIVERS. If you see an attractive woman with a low cut top at the bus stop, accelerate and come to a halt 50 feet past the stop. You will then have a great _iew in your nearside mirror as she runs towards you. Finally, accidentally drop her change for a second look. |
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"Constantly belittling people over spelling or grammar is not attractive or particularly intelligent
Gimp
Maybe not, but spell check is free and illiteracy is not sexy."
nor is taking a spelling test before sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not attempt to seduce a woman at a club or party with a condom from your previous fuck still attached to your cock
Omg this made me laugh so much! "
You should have been there! You would have been on the floor laughing |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I knew that despite being a 40 year old woman, my tragic love of Viz would eventually result in a thread I could call home. "
One of my favourite ever Viz Top Tips was along the lines of 'Can't afford the new Florence and The Machine album? Simply throw an owl into a wind chime shop'
I don't know why, but it still makes me roar with laughter.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knew that despite being a 40 year old woman, my tragic love of Viz would eventually result in a thread I could call home.
One of my favourite ever Viz Top Tips was along the lines of 'Can't afford the new Florence and The Machine album? Simply throw an owl into a wind chime shop'
I don't know why, but it still makes me roar with laughter.
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Thats is funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knew that despite being a 40 year old woman, my tragic love of Viz would eventually result in a thread I could call home.
One of my favourite ever Viz Top Tips was along the lines of 'Can't afford the new Florence and The Machine album? Simply throw an owl into a wind chime shop'
I don't know why, but it still makes me roar with laughter.
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I can see why, that's class! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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AIR GUITAR players. Become Air-Ukulele players by shortening the distance between your hands. For that added Formby feeling, substitute head moshing with a cheeky smile and the occasional wink. |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"If you copy and paste message remember to at least change the names on the message
lol, you've had that too?
Me three! Numpty's eh? haha!
Let's not forget the one's addressed to "the two of you" - last time I looked there was only one of me! "
I find that hilarious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When replying to Nigerian lawyers that offer millions in return for a £50.000 finders fee, only send half the money. Keep the rest until you get the paperwork. |
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