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What is the average cock size ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just seen a forum
Post askin if size Matters.. That question has never really mattered to me, I am curious with regards though what average is... Just to scale myself like... Any help?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's"
I always measure from the arsehole! The fact I'm always being called an arsehole gives me free reign to measure from anywhere I like! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's"
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!!   |
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This is why ukip must be consigned to the trash bin of history. We clearly need eu standards. Mind you, any bent cocks may fall victim to standards and also be removed from our streets. Cue development of penis straighteners, which will not quite heat up to the extent of hair gadgets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but how many people can use a tape measure ?  "
Can I use a yard stick Ooops showing my age , been that long since I've measured it I've forgotten what it is in cm o well never mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From what I've read on here that's written by the girls width and hardness matter too.
Perhaps there should be a length, width, Youngs Modulus grading defined by the EU.
Shoe size accomodates length and width so I am sure hardness could be easily added. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!! "
How do u measure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!!
How do u measure?"
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly! Length, girth would all be thoroughly examined, measured and recorded. Purely for government statistics of course! However I believe that there is merit for measuring pre-erection size and working out the percentage growth to full erection!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!!
How do u measure?
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly! Length, girth would all be thoroughly examined, measured and recorded. Purely for government statistics of course! However I believe that there is merit for measuring pre-erection size and working out the percentage growth to full erection!
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Can I be your stand in when your on your hols ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!!
How do u measure?
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly! Length, girth would all be thoroughly examined, measured and recorded. Purely for government statistics of course! However I believe that there is merit for measuring pre-erection size and working out the percentage growth to full erection!
Can I be your stand in when your on your hols ? "
Clearly we would need a reliable team of dedicated workers for this job!!!! Maybe a recruitment and training event would be a good idea??!!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!!
How do u measure?
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly! Length, girth would all be thoroughly examined, measured and recorded. Purely for government statistics of course! However I believe that there is merit for measuring pre-erection size and working out the percentage growth to full erection!
Can I be your stand in when your on your hols ?
Clearly we would need a reliable team of dedicated workers for this job!!!! Maybe a recruitment and training event would be a good idea??!!! X"
Well if you need volunteers for your training, i'll willingly put myself forward, obviously just in the name of research  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!!
How do u measure?
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly! Length, girth would all be thoroughly examined, measured and recorded. Purely for government statistics of course! However I believe that there is merit for measuring pre-erection size and working out the percentage growth to full erection!
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PMSL! This is actually a good idea, being a grower not a show'a it's amazing the difference before and after! Wonder if we can squeeze a few shillin out the government for a nationwide research scheme. Open women's eyes as to the potential of a flaccid grower... Mine looks pathetic before that's for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"UK male 5.5" according to The Sun
UK male 6.5" according to page 3 of The Sun.  7.5" if you read the sport "
Really? Thats me well below average then bloody hell lol! |
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's"
i think measuring including the ball bag is a flawed idea. . anyway Clarks shoes have invented a new cock measuring device soon to be in all shops and photo booths. . .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!!
How do u measure?
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly! Length, girth would all be thoroughly examined, measured and recorded. Purely for government statistics of course! However I believe that there is merit for measuring pre-erection size and working out the percentage growth to full erection!
Can I be your stand in when your on your hols ?
Clearly we would need a reliable team of dedicated workers for this job!!!! Maybe a recruitment and training event would be a good idea??!!! X"
stands in cue waiting for the measuring to begin  |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"Always wondered where u actually measure from.....clearly the to is obvious....base? ball bag included? there should be a government issued standard....i am sure the EU have a standard in cm's
I'd be quite happy to be an official Cock Universal Measurement (CUM) officer!
What a fabulous job!!! "
hard or soft ? |
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