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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Let's see if you're still hard when she catches you and chucks you out naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is a 'women house'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you have your own TV special on channel 5 last night? |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
And your point is........?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "
What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "
But did she tell you to rifle through her drawers? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
don't wank and waste it.....
save it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins
What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol"
That's what I was thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is surely gonna end up in bruises n split nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "
Fook, get outta my house now or I am calling the police. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hope its not a set up "
Sounds well dodgy to me |
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "
then you woke up in your batman cape and had your cornflakes
if its true however then this site never ceases to amaze me.
what a strange thing to do, giving a stranger acess to her home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an image of the husband getting there first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sure it genuine, spoke to her on phone, I'm stroking it slow, I'm not wasting any cum, just sniffing her bras and panties mmmm |
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Whoa! This is one of those times when I really hope this is a fantasy or role play. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol"
WTF ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ten minutes she's late! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.
As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.
She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx |
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins
What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol" Ha Ha pmsl cant wait to hear all about this "woman " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "
Lol..... This is hilarious. I have visions of her husband walking in. Dont think you will stay hard for long. |
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Hope you can run fast incase its a set up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a crock of shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lets hope for your benefit youv'e got the right house.
because if not this is something we will be reading about in the paper.
i read something the otherday about a guy turning upto a woman's house, ringing the doorbell and when she answered he said im here for your rape fantasy and tried barging in. Needless to say she was scared as hell and rang the police and the guy got arrested , turns out a woman with a grudge agaisnt this woman set the poor guy up by pretending to be her and setting the thing up. Lucky for him the police got to the bottom of it and the woman with the grudge is now facing a substantial prison sentence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure it genuine, spoke to her on phone, I'm stroking it slow, I'm not wasting any cum, just sniffing her bras and panties mmmm"
Its probably a wind up. Its her neighbours house ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.
As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.
She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx "
Or non existent. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
This place gets more bizarre every day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well he's gone offline, hope he's alright and not being bummed by a big hairy bloke haha |
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"Well he's gone offline, hope he's alright and not being bummed by a big hairy bloke haha"
just almost choked on my water then ha |
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I think he's probably been arrested if he's stood naked on a womans house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whst happened to the young woman at work? |
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"This place gets more bizarre every day. " |
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I can't wait to see what's happened |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I've got to post so I can come back to this one |
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Doubt we ever hear about the "happy ending "lol hes probably sitting on an frozen bag of peas having been bummed by a very large man ha ha Anna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins
What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol"
Lmao, and your about to lose your wallet, your anal virginity and your dignity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 09/05/14 18:18:13] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This isn't Morrisons man is it?
Or office wanking monkey?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ?? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ??"
good man, well done and glad you are having fun....
give her a length for us... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ??"
Steal us all a trophy, packet of biscuits perhaps, or one of her seamed silk stockings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins
What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol
Lmao, and your about to lose your wallet, your anal virginity and your dignity."
I shouldn't laugh but |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bravo. And well done for remembering to take your phone with you. |
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I wonder if she reads the forums lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bravo. And well done for remembering to take your phone with you. "
Of course you need to take your phone, I'm always logging on here in the middle of my meets!! |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Bravo. And well done for remembering to take your phone with you.
Of course you need to take your phone, I'm always logging on here in the middle of my meets!!"
what else do you do on a meet... don't tell me you're one of those kinky buggers who actually have sexual contact hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just love the threads by the delightfully naive, and always hope they're true, usually young blokes who are so excited they just have to tell someone.
Happy Trails to you Naked on Women House man, I hope you're having a blast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol wow, you have a meet. And a very desperate one at that, what kind of idiot agrees to somthing like that. But in all fairness its most likley aload of bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just see him streaking up the road with a bra as ear muffs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you all really that gullible? I'm horrified, is potty person winding you up |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh "
well done mrs no teeth |
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"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh "
At least she can multi-task |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
his posts do cheer me up though |
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"Are you all really that gullible? I'm horrified, is potty person winding you up "
You mean it isn't true? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh
At least she can multi-task " Course you are mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can someone come round and help me into my corset, I fear if I don't put it on, my sides might split laughing!!! |
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"Can someone come round and help me into my corset, I fear if I don't put it on, my sides might split laughing!!!"
Yep |
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Well folks, it is the start of the Brighton Festival |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"his posts do cheer me up though "
Me too, keep it up OP, they're hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2
soon to be released |
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Clearly the sexy totty in the leggings from his post yesterday has succumbed to his charms. Lucky lady....! |
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"his posts do cheer me up though
Me too, keep it up OP, they're hilarious."
I think sidneys university is filming an adult version of beadles about look out for it on you tube
Can't wait for the bit where he walks in circles with his head in his hands swearing blind that he knew it was a setup from the start |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ??"
Sod the pics, it's the veri I can't wait for. Op I think I'll hotlist you so I don't miss it |
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I dont think he can for shame tell us what would have really happened!! |
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Hey my phone says he's less than 10 miles away, shall i pop round and make the tea for them at half time?
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I'm so sorry mate but we are thinking the same thing. In other words your going though you mums knickers draw while she nipped down the shop to get you few cans of stella, for you to drink whilst you watch jermey Kyle. Your a dreamer . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jackanory yet again......actually think we should be worrying more that someone in their 30s (although looking at his photos I doubt that) keeps posting these ridiculous fantasies on here.....no surprise that he has been offline since saying he will put photos up to prove his story......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NURSE!
Some bastards been nicking my medication again
Gimp |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Sighs and prints out a FORUM INSURANCE claim form. |
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I can't wait to see the verification for this x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.
As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.
She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx "
Or sitting outaide calling the police saying her stalker is inside her house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i would never do that with someone id never met - on either side of the coin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And still no verification on profile. Hmm wonder why |
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Meanwhile in other news. Down on planet Earth today things happened, yes they really did.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And still no verification on profile. Hmm wonder why "
Oh im sure it'll arrive...positive it wont be a case of "oh, she's not verified so cant give me one back...." or...""she left the site"...or "forgot to give her my username"...it will be here soon.... |
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Well the first verification should be a good one so let's see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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think the news at ten might be worth watching tonight |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
what a load of bollocks should be in the fantasies room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got to post so I can come back to this one "
Here here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its been a few hours since his last post,
Should we be concerned for him/her
Should we put the bat signal up
#teambatman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he really does have stamina.
shame the same cant be said for his phone battery,seeings a she aint been on for a while lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should we call Robin and see if he knows what the score is? |
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The Joker has kidnapped him for trying to steal his job pmsl x Anna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's probably in his bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.
As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.
She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx "
Or she's called Dave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got to post so I can come back to this one
Here here "
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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
True or not true it gave some pretty good reading. Who needs a good book to go to bed on.
It was like reading a book with the last pages missing waiting to hear what happens next lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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PMSL - This is the funniest post I have read in ages. Should have been posted in the fantasies. Looking forward to the "pics" and the verification. Somehow I do not think there will be any. Come on OP prove us all wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol"
What?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do we need to call the search and rescue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we need to call the search and rescue? "
Fire brigade more likely, he's probably tied and handcuffed to the bed of a huge hairy bloke lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol" haha he's lying . |
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Please put us all out of our misery and tell all!! |
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Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that?"
Yes, men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A wanker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a classic one way to get ppl to talk pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well that was fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke my leg last year, I laughed so much at this thread yesterday I nearly fell off my chair and broke the other one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well he's gone offline, hope he's alright and not being bummed by a big hairy bloke haha" lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's been online this morning so he's safe - hopefully!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think he's probably buried under her patio by now |
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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I just had visions of all the comedies on TV where there is a guy locked in a cupboard and then I imagined Norman Wisdom meets del and Rodney in a not the nine o clock news set.
Mmm age showing now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell you what...if he's 31 then so am I !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still waiting for the Punchline
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell you what...if he's 31 then so am I !!! "
Think he meant to put a 2, not a 3!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that?"
there are no men in my photos. What does that mean? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that?
there are no men in my photos. What does that mean? "
Me too |
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Funny batmans not usually this quiet . And still no photos or validation of this extraordinary tale . We wonder why lol . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pmsl more like he's standing in his room waiting for the blow up doll to inflate pmsl |
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This has been the funniest thread ever, laughing me pants off here.
Her |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
The meet was cut short, his mum called him home for his tea.
Dinner, dinner,dinner, dinner Batman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The meet was cut short, his mum called him home for his tea.
Dinner, dinner,dinner, dinner Batman!"
lol, the meet was cut short when he woke up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the first time I've looked at the forums, never mind posting on one but OMG....I'm so glad I picked this thread to read.
I've laughed so much my tummy hurts. |
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I did actually have a meet like this many, many years ago. (apart from the underwear sniffing bit )
We arranged it via email and I went over to her place and waited for her in her bed naked. However in my case I had met the girl in question at a night club the week before so not quite as out there as the Caped Crusader's exploit... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wow, lmao at this one .. he'll probably turn up in a suitcase in a ditch somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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still he got everyone's attention, good lad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP hasn't been online for 9 hours.
Do you think we should call Commissioner Gordon ? |
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"OP hasn't been online for 9 hours.
Do you think we should call Commissioner Gordon ? "
Commissioner Gordon....that brought back some memories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best cliffhanger ever!! Was this a true story? Hurry up Batman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins
What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol" my thoughts exsctly.....get out now while ya can....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its 10 hours now....I'm thinking a search party. We should go in two's...."dave" could still be horny and might be a little reluctant to give up his new "wife".... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just waiting for the the news ticker on sky news to update,
You never know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im imagining the background info on crimewatch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins
What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!!"
Hr's not in the house, said he's standing, on womans house |
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well I was thinking how boring my Saturday night was till I read this funny as! !! |
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All joking aside, I know a few gay guys who have been doin similar things like this for years (some with consequences)and the straight 'community' often follow suit in relation to sexual activities.
It may well be genuine.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol wow, you have a meet. And a very desperate one at that, what kind of idiot agrees to somthing like that. But in all fairness its most likley aload of bollocks" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!!
Hr's not in the house, said he's standing, on womans house"
Funny place to keep your knicker drawer, bit inaccessible if you need some emergency pants lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh " if you can type this while shes suckin u, must be a lousy bj as in my experience guys lose control when its right!
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Bless him think OP was sitting in his bedsit in his pants having a wank while dreaming lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh well!Hes probably fallen off the house by now and the men in white coats have got him safely in his straightjacket and subdued him with a chemical cosh.Care in the Community?....I don't know! |
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God is he on to another one now! Pmsl.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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omfg , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope he took his utility belt he might need 1 of those gadgets to escape from penguins goons i mean he didn't even take back up how did Alfred let him go but i mean talk about a back story for Bruce Wayne lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just heard from him, he's still in a&e having his rectum stitched back together after being bummed by the man of the house little too vigorously |
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"Just heard from him, he's still in a&e having his rectum stitched back together after being bummed by the man of the house little too vigorously "
Is he still wearing the gimp mask lol |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"I'm sure it genuine, spoke to her on phone, I'm stroking it slow, I'm not wasting any cum, just sniffing her bras and panties mmmm"
Does she keep used underwear in her drawers or do you like the smell of Lenor?? |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
upton wirral |
She is going to whip you I reckon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wonder if Batman will make another appearance in the thread or part two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if Batman will make another appearance in the thread or part two "
He can't, he's being held a sex slave by a huge hairy bloke lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if Batman will make another appearance in the thread or part two
He can't, he's being held a sex slave by a huge hairy bloke lol"
Pulp fiction and gimp suit comes to mind |
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"Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!!
Hr's not in the house, said he's standing, on womans house
Funny place to keep your knicker drawer, bit inaccessible if you need some emergency pants lol"
I was thinking that
By the way your user name just attracts me without even looking at your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Latest odds by Paddy Power
He is still tied up 7/1
He had the best sex of his life and they are still at it 20/1
He made it all up for a bit of light hearted banter 2/1
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At them odds I will have a score on him being tied up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Latest odds by Paddy Power
He is still tied up 7/1
He had the best sex of his life and they are still at it 20/1
He made it all up for a bit of light hearted banter 2/1
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20/1 on having the best sex of his life isn't there better odds than that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 days and still no response from OP or a verification for that matter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LOL I hope it is.....imagine the shock as 5 big hairy arsed builders come in to ravage him......he he he |
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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago
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"2 days and still no response from OP or a verification for that matter."
Keep checking the news. Dunno if it should be on the nine o clock news or those of you who are old enough to remember "not the nine o clock news"
Those of you who do not remember "not the nine o clock news... Google it" funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He missed the last train from Fantasy Land to Reality that evening!! |
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He can't post at the minute, hes been taken captive by the big hairy man who's been bumming him since he broke into their house to rifle through their drawers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair - we've ALL looked at his profile - go you OP lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair - we've ALL looked at his profile - go you OP lol! "
We're all eagerly awaiting the verification |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair - we've ALL looked at his profile - go you OP lol!
We're all eagerly awaiting the verification "
Probay the funniest thread in years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any news? No? Darn it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard he's changing his username from Batman to The Invisible Man.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got to post just to see if we find out anymore about the fantasy, oops sorry I mean meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just got back in from the rain, have spent the last day dismembering and burying this strange naked man I found in our bedroom...
The wierdo was sniffing her knickers...
Wife says she never knew him.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The meet was cut short, his mum called him home for his tea.
Dinner, dinner,dinner, dinner Batman!"
Omg this is the first time I have ventured into the forum! If all the threads are this funny im going to but shares in Tena Lady! Ha |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
No more posts! He won't have room to tell us the outcome |
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Was Marcellus Wallace there too? |
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what was batman doing there .. was he robin her . is he shut in a wardrobe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please keep us entertained with your tales of derring-do OP, fictional or otherwise, it's so much fun replying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She must have croaked him. He aint logged in yet since the other day.
...shit happens.
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