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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get 'nice tits' all the time....
yawn.....
yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive   "
You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"I get 'nice tits' all the time....
yawn.....
yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you "
I know....but a nice well thought out and well spelt message would be better....with a PS nice tits at the end! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get 'nice tits' all the time....
yawn.....
yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you
I know....but a nice well thought out and well spelt message would be better....with a PS nice tits at the end! "
Exactly!! Nice tits is not a conversation staster!! |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
"I get 'nice tits' all the time....
yawn.....
yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you
I know....but a nice well thought out and well spelt message would be better....with a PS nice tits at the end!
Exactly!! Nice tits is not a conversation staster!!"
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
Had one this morning.....
u nr cov
I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so!  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"I get 'nice tits' all the time....
yawn.....
yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive
How about amazing tits?  "
thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about amazing tits?
thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol "
Hmm I guess not. How about "Can I suck our amazing tits?" lol |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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How about amazing tits?
thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol
Hmm I guess not. How about "Can I suck our amazing tits?" lol "
Ohhh dear....and single guys wonder why they don't get replies.....
in my opinion, the first message should be along the lines of.....polite, well mannered and something that you could safely say to someone you met in a bar....
A deleted message on here is the same as getting a smack in the mouth from a girl in a bar.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How about amazing tits?
thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol
Hmm I guess not. How about "Can I suck our amazing tits?" lol
Ohhh dear....and single guys wonder why they don't get replies.....
in my opinion, the first message should be along the lines of.....polite, well mannered and something that you could safely say to someone you met in a bar....
A deleted message on here is the same as getting a smack in the mouth from a girl in a bar.....lol "
I was joking of course
I am always polite, and yes, try at least a few sentences, try to make it humorous, never start a conversation with "nice tits" or anything like that. but, alas, 95% of messages get deleted anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had one this morning.....
u nr cov
I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so! "
I had one yesterday that basically said....
Thought I would contact you as your only just up the road...do you fancy meeting....
Shish how complimentary is that  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Had one this morning.....
u nr cov
I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so!
I had one yesterday that basically said....
Thought I would contact you as your only just up the road...do you fancy meeting....
Shish how complimentary is that "
lol....some blokes are such charmers! Didn't message coz he fancied you, just coz you are convenient! Loser! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one this morning.....
u nr cov
I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so!
I had one yesterday that basically said....
Thought I would contact you as your only just up the road...do you fancy meeting....
Shish how complimentary is that "
Maybe he should of looked on a map to see if Coventry is anywhere near deepest, darkest Wales lol.
Text speak? Tsh, guys just have no style anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of these message the ladies get are hilarious.
Single ladies you guys start a comedy forum it so ridiculous, that its funny its made my morning reading the stupidity.
thanks people  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had:
I might be interested in you
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I think if like to see the response
"I might think you're a freak/idiot, but I was going to let it pass till I could decide which one...
Now I've decided - you're both!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv had 3 the same today, youve got great tits! Erm, I know! 
I got..."nice tots" lol I just typed back I don't do food play then he blocked me lol"
I should add I knew his error but I couldn't resist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least you guys get a sentence. I just get a word.
I get 'fit'. Followed by them blocking me. I can't even reply saying 'thank you' nowadays. I don't want to seem rude you know. I have manners too!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.
I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.
I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.
I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.
I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out."
Would love to smash your back doors in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.
I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.
I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out.
Would love to smash your back doors in"
Will you ruin me in the process please?
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Well, new for me anyway.
Fuck your brains out."
With an opener like that, I think you d find after a minute or two someone already had with him,
A man on his way home from the pub decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park.
A woman approaches him and offers to fuck his brains out for £5.
The man thinks to himself that this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5.
She leads him into a bush and they get under way.
A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bush shaking.
He approaches, shines his torch on the pair and asks the man what he's doing.
The man replies calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. Do you mind?"
The officer responds, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife."
The man quickly replies, "That's quite alright, officer - until you shone your torch on her face, neither did I." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.
I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.
I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out.
Would love to smash your back doors in
Will you ruin me in the process please?
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you are gonna be totally destroyed |
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