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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are for eating not for sticking into orifices ffs!
You can't eat them unless you stick them in an orifice. "
"this sauce is different dear, what is it?
It's my cum, i shoved it up my foof"
*cue cucumber shrapnel*
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Aubergine taken by partner. Bit odd to see it slowly forced back out like some bizarre egg being laid
She was riding a cucumber once while I was at work and snapped it clean in two during a particularly vigorous bit.
Banana - probably, cant recall.
Squash - tried, but just a little too wide. Back to Tesco again sometime to feel the veg methinks.
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