This is true....
One Friday night I met this girl in a club danced flirted and kissed. She bit my bottom lip so I bit hers. She wanted me to go home with her but I declined I had a meet on the next night. I woke the next morning my sis said good god what you done to your head. In the heat of the moment the girl had scratched my head from front to back my lip was swollen.....
That night I met my date we went back to mine and got into a snog fest somehow her hoped earing went up my nostril and stuck in. I squealed like a stuck pig and blood was running from my nose I ran upstairs and packed it with tissue. She said that's ruined that moment I said noway I still want your sexy bod. So we had a great sash. ...
The next day I went for a drink with the lads they said funking hell you look like you've been in the wars what's the other guy look like?:I had em in stitches telling em the truth  
Anyone else had any pleasurable memories or war wounds/stories?? |
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