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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just had the best idea EVER
Fab needs a new upgrade
It's called the golden button
So...
It works a bit like the X factor gold button
When you are bored
Fed up
At the end of the road
Desperate
You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...
BOOOOOOM
You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip
So what do you think?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just pressed it, what are we getting at the door 
You tell me lol
As I said ! It's a lucky dip ha ha "
shut! We just had a takeaway menu delivery boy. This buttons rubbish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought that feature was already available for platinum members 
crystal"
Ah so I am not so genius after all
Maybe thick as can't find me instashag add on
Or ... Maybe it just appears when desperate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just pressed it, what are we getting at the door
You tell me lol
As I said ! It's a lucky dip ha ha shut! We just had a takeaway menu delivery boy. This buttons rubbish "
He could of had a massive erm personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had the best idea EVER
Fab needs a new upgrade
It's called the golden button
So...
It works a bit like the X factor gold button
When you are bored
Fed up
At the end of the road
Desperate
You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...
BOOOOOOM
You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip
So what do you think??"
I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?
Folds arms and raises one eyebrow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had the best idea EVER
Fab needs a new upgrade
It's called the golden button
So...
It works a bit like the X factor gold button
When you are bored
Fed up
At the end of the road
Desperate
You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...
BOOOOOOM
You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip
So what do you think??
I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?
Folds arms and raises one eyebrow! "
Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha
I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha
Shoe thief |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had the best idea EVER
Fab needs a new upgrade
It's called the golden button
So...
It works a bit like the X factor gold button
When you are bored
Fed up
At the end of the road
Desperate
You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...
BOOOOOOM
You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip
So what do you think??
I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?
Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!
Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha
I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha
Shoe thief"
 . Just mentioned the word?
I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;
"Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.  "
Patent is pending on the instashag button.
And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had the best idea EVER
Fab needs a new upgrade
It's called the golden button
So...
It works a bit like the X factor gold button
When you are bored
Fed up
At the end of the road
Desperate
You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...
BOOOOOOM
You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip
So what do you think??
I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?
Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!
Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha
I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha
Shoe thief
. Just mentioned the word?
I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;
Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.
Patent is pending on the instashag button.
And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet! "
Ok well you can take the glory for the idea
I will take the glory for the pizzzaaaaazzzzzz
Size 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought that feature was already available for platinum members
crystal"
The platinum applications just went through the roof. You had to open your trap didn't you? :-/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had the best idea EVER
Fab needs a new upgrade
It's called the golden button
So...
It works a bit like the X factor gold button
When you are bored
Fed up
At the end of the road
Desperate
You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...
BOOOOOOM
You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip
So what do you think??
I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?
Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!
Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha
I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha
Shoe thief
. Just mentioned the word?
I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;
Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.
Patent is pending on the instashag button.
And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet!
Ok well you can take the glory for the idea
I will take the glory for the pizzzaaaaazzzzzz
Size 7"
Hmmmm ok. Glory taken. I had pizza last night so I concede that.
Disappointed with the proceeds of my theft though. I wear a 9 in heels so I may as well return these. Such a shame. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had the best idea EVER
Fab needs a new upgrade
It's called the golden button
So...
It works a bit like the X factor gold button
When you are bored
Fed up
At the end of the road
Desperate
You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...
BOOOOOOM
You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip
So what do you think??
I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?
Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!
Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha
I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha
Shoe thief
. Just mentioned the word?
I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;
Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.
Patent is pending on the instashag button.
And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet!
Ok well you can take the glory for the idea
I will take the glory for the pizzzaaaaazzzzzz
Size 7
Hmmmm ok. Glory taken. I had pizza last night so I concede that.
Disappointed with the proceeds of my theft though. I wear a 9 in heels so I may as well return these. Such a shame. "
Don't matter how high heels are when I am laid down lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol. That obviously reads wrong. I mean I wear a size nine when I wear heels! Just for reference I like then to be about 4" unless they are a platform then I'll go higher.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol. That obviously reads wrong. I mean I wear a size nine when I wear heels! Just for reference I like then to be about 4" unless they are a platform then I'll go higher.
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I read it wrong actually
Was busy laughing at some one giving me evils from my inbox ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"might be worth a try out. but how much does it cost to upgrade then?
This pop luck idea will I get man? I hope not "
It costs £6.99 and it's a lucky dip ha ha
You get three goes for a limited time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree. 
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol  "
You got evils for that !!! Wow. I agreed with you, I didn't get any, feeling a bit left out now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
You got evils for that !!! Wow. I agreed with you, I didn't get any, feeling a bit left out now "
If you try hard enough you may do ha ha don't take a lot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you do get a man you might just make a friend 
got point a beer and chat. we might end making a tag team and look women to play tag with lol  "
Win win ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you do get a man you might just make a friend
got point a beer and chat. we might end making a tag team and look women to play tag with lol
Win win !"
yes win win tag tag
Fancy a game of tag then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you do get a man you might just make a friend
got point a beer and chat. we might end making a tag team and look women to play tag with lol
Win win !
yes win win tag tag
Fancy a game of tag then? "
Can't catch me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol "
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it. "
I would pull down the ceiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.
I would pull down the ceiling "
Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"p.s my lawyers will be in touch.....
Now you see the problems trying to charge have caused? I wanted to keep it free but no; you had to hijack my idea and now we've gone all legal and everything.  "
It's cool Tina has it covered |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.
I would pull down the ceiling
Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me "
Twelve stone is in my dreams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.
I would pull down the ceiling
Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me
Twelve stone is in my dreams"
you look might fine as you are, a beautiful lady be happy as you are I say. If you want to tone up a bit I play tag with you anytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.
I would pull down the ceiling
Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me
Twelve stone is in my dreams"
You dream of a twelve stone TV? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.
I would pull down the ceiling
Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me
Twelve stone is in my dreams
You dream of a twelve stone TV? "
Pmsl have to be large brackets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.
I would pull down the ceiling
Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me
Twelve stone is in my dreams
You dream of a twelve stone TV?
Pmsl have to be large brackets "
Lol. Mount me wherever you like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.
All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol
I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.
I would pull down the ceiling
Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me
Twelve stone is in my dreams
You dream of a twelve stone TV?
Pmsl have to be large brackets "
Lol. Mount me wherever you like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have to be desperate to press that button,
A bit like arranging a social meet without ever seeing a picture of the person your going to meet"
Yep
It's the final act of desperation |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I would have to be desperate to press that button,
A bit like arranging a social meet without ever seeing a picture of the person your going to meet
Yep
It's the final act of desperation "
Welcome to the world of the single male! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have to be desperate to press that button,
A bit like arranging a social meet without ever seeing a picture of the person your going to meet
Yep
It's the final act of desperation
Welcome to the world of the single male! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How many times are you allowed to press it? Do you have to fuck whoever turns up before you can press it again? What about if you want a gang bang? Or females only? So many logistical issues!!!
crystal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many times are you allowed to press it? Do you have to fuck whoever turns up before you can press it again? What about if you want a gang bang? Or females only? So many logistical issues!!!
crystal"
You get three goes within the one upgrade
Not sure how long it lasts though
I guess you could press it thee times at once and get three at once lol
Wow so many questions fab needs to advertise it properly I think
With t&c
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happens if they run away when you open the door?"
You get another go I think
And hope it's not them again because if they run away twice you get barred from pressing the button for 72hours |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"What happens if they run away when you open the door?
You get another go I think
And hope it's not them again because if they run away twice you get barred from pressing the button for 72hours"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happens if they run away when you open the door?
You get another go I think
And hope it's not them again because if they run away twice you get barred from pressing the button for 72hours
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what you can be barred what will most the single men will barred all the time then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet i get a double glazing salesman
He will talk you into to trying gay "
Failed mission then i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet i get a double glazing salesman
He will talk you into to trying gay
Failed mission then i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window "
Pmsl divvys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet i get a double glazing salesman
He will talk you into to trying gay
Failed mission then i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window
Pmsl divvys"
That is one phrase that sprung to mind at the time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet i get a double glazing salesman
He will talk you into to trying gay
Failed mission then i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window
Pmsl divvys
That is one phrase that sprung to mind at the time "
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